- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- * Ohh...
* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[lively string music]
*
- Ahh! Sea spider!
Sea spider! Sea spider!
- [roars]
- Ahh!
Oh!
[grunts]
- [hissing] - Oh.
Back! Back!
Oh.
Oh! Oh. Ah!
[sobs]
[blowing]
[whimpering]
[grunts]
Whoa!
Oh, boy! Here it is!
My lost coupon!
I found it!
[grunts]
[gong sounds]
You have fought well today, sea spider,
and now I must leave.
For I am going to use this coupon to get an ice cream
for my bestest friend in the whole ocean--
um...
Sponge Knob Hair Pants!
Hmm.
Hmm!
- [slurps]
Hey, Patrick. - Gah, gah! Oh.
- What you doin'?
- I got this here free coupon
and I'm gonna get you an ice cream.
- That's nice of you, buddy, but I already got an ice cream.
- Uh...
but I'm getting you an ice cream!
- Why would ya? I already got one.
- [grunts]
Because I'm a nice guy!
- Wow. There goes the nicest guy.
- [grunts]
Whoa.
- Hooray!
I win a free coupon!
- H-how did you know about my free coupon?
- Me back knows.
It breaks out in hives around anything free.
- Guh.
- I also know how heavy
a free ice cream coupon can be.
- It's heavy?
[straining]
- Much too much responsibility for a carefree fellow like you.
- [strains]
- Tell you what.
I'll take that free coupon off your hands
for the price of a hearty handshake.
- Uh...
Oh.
Ohh!
Oh!
SpongeBob does love handshakes.
- You should be ashamed of yourself!
Taking advantage of a simpleton.
- Ahh, come on.
Can't an old crab have a little unscrupulous fun anymore?
- Hey, you ruined my deal!
I almost had a handshake!
[grunting]
- Oh, you dingdong wing nut!
Krabs was just trying to steal your coupon!
- Steal my coupon?
Hmm.
[gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
- You want my ice cream coupon!
You can't have it!
- Okay. Whatever.
- He never really knew how to sing.
- No! Singers?
- You. both: Hmm?
- Oh, I see you...
peeking at my coupon!
It's for SpongeBob's ice cream!
- Hooray for SpongeBob.
- Hey, what's going on? [indistinct chatter]
- Get away from me! All of you!
You're all after my coupon!
[quavering]
all: Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon!
Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon!
- No! You can't have my coupon!
No! No!
[static buzzes] - Officer Slugfish?
We got a call about a sea star disturbance on your beat.
Please investigate.
- Roger, headquarters.
Hey, you.
Headquarters? I couldn't catch him.
He got away.
- [whimpering]
- You're a bad baby!
- [grunting]
Whaa!
[shutters clicking]
- Oh, look, honey,
it's Bikini Bottom's Sidewalk of the Stars.
[chuckles]
- This one's gruesome.
Hmm, looks like some kids' cartoon.
Should we take a photo?
- Nah, waste of film.
- [grunts]
Ooh.
Ah! Come back!
Ah!
I made it.
[laughing]
It's beautiful.
[whimsical music]
*
- And a good ice cream day to you, sir.
- Yes, it's a good day for ice cream!
- And what's your pleasure?
- Oh, I want your bestest ice cream
for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!
- Excellent choice, sir.
One Heavenly Paradise coming up. [cow mooing]
[cheers and applause]
[horns blow]
[Patrick moaning excitedly]
*
- SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste.
[buzzer sounds]
- Aw, this coupon's out of date.
Expired two years ago.
Sorry, we can't honor it.
- No ice cream for SpongeBob?
Uh!
[grunting loudly]
I demand that you honor my coupon!
[sobbing loudly]
- Temper tantrum in center aisle!
- I'm on it.
- Take my coupon!
Take my coupon.
Take my coupon. Take my coupon.
Ah, take my--
- You poor, miserable creature.
- I'm miserable.
- You wretched, worthless, shabby--
- Hey, don't you think you're being a little harsh?
- Not really.
Look at him.
- [Patrick groans]
- Yeah. Never mind.
Continue and bump it up a little bit.
- Listen, buddy,
there is one person who can honor this coupon;
the person who owns this store.
The Ice Cream King himself.
- The Ice Cream King?
- Oh, yeah.
He lives up there in that mansion.
- Wow.
- Do you need a push?
- Yeah. Would you, please?
Whoa.
[panting]
[grunts]
Hello?
[dramatic music]
[mysterious music]
- Are you the exterminator?
- Oh. [laughs] No.
I'm not the extra gator.
I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream!
It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date.
- They're all out of date because I don't know
what year it is.
- I don't know what anything is.
- Are you smart or dumb?
- Apples?
- Genius!
Let's see your head.
I can't feel your brain.
- It's down here today.
- Mine too!
High five!
[both grunt]
Secret handshake?
[both grunting]
Perfect!
You don't know the secret handshake either.
Hey, I don't know your name.
[grunts]
- Hey, you're right!
[grunts]
- This may still be redeemable according to the fine print.
- [straining]
I didn't bring my reading eyes.
- Try my glasses!
[grunts]
- Oh, ooh.
It says "garbaldy goop."
- But spelled backwards is...
The King's Challenge!
Hair growing contest!
[straining]
Ah-ha!
- Wow.
Oh...
[straining]
Ow.
- That's sad.
Watch this.
[straining]
Try beating that.
- Oh, man.
[straining]
- Ha ha! I beat you.
- Not so fast.
Ha!
Can I redeem my coupon now?
- Not just yet.
Best two out of three.
[Eastern wind instruments]
[gong sounds]
- Ooh. - Ooh.
Your butterscotch style is strong, Low Fat,
but it is no match for my brownie bits!
- Ha, ha, ha!
You'll wish your cone was a cup
when I whip you into cream!
Hi-ya!
[shouts]
[both panting]
[both straining]
They told me you had scoops,
but your serve is soft.
I see you've studied the ancient art of failure!
- Oh!
- Redeem my coupon!
- Think fast--
rainbow sprinkles!
[chomping]
- You have played with skill
and courage.
I will honor your coupon.
- [giggling]
- One free ice cream cone!
[doorbell rings]
- Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up?
- I was gonna give you this ice cream,
but it melted.
Instead, I got you this hearty handshake.
- Aw, I love hearty handshakes,
but not as much as I love ice cream!
[angelic choir harmonizes]
Care to join me?
both: Whoo-hoo!