- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[peaceful music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la--♪
all: Ahh!
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
- You know that child we were planning on having?
both: Let's forget it.
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaa ♪
- Ah! SpongeBob, I could hear you caterwauling a mile away.
- Aw, thanks, and thanks for watching
my Sea Chimps while I'm at work.
- They're already in an aquarium.
Why don't you just leave 'em at home?
- Hm.
I think Gary might be trying to eat them.
I found saliva on the glass.
- So what do I need to do for them?
- Nothing! They'll take care of themselves.
Oh? Hm! Well, I got to go.
Here's my breeze. Whoa-ow-ow-ow!
- When will you ever learn that a tiny pipsqueak like you
will never, ever, take over anything.
What do you call this gizmo you made anyway?
[mechanical rattling]
- [coughing]
The Takeover-er-er.
- [laughing] That's just stupid.
[whooshing]
- Morning. - Morning...
- And don't forget your Rube Goldfish device!
[whirling] There we go.
- Ah!
Ahhh!
[crashing]
[pained grunting]
[sighing]
[cracking]
Honey, I'm home.
What's this stupid thing?
- Those are SpongeBob's Sea Chimps.
You don't need to bother with them.
I'm going back to my shows now.
- Uh! - Oh!
- Uh! - Ah!
- Oh! Ah.
- Hmm. Huh?
Sea Chimps, huh?
all: ♪ La-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪
- Wait a minute.
Maybe I've been going about this
world conquest thing all wrong.
Maybe I should start small and work my way up!
[maniacal laughter]
This shrink belt will allow me
to walk among those little monkeys.
Alley-oop!
[laughing]
Ah!
[whimpering]
Too small, too small!
Huh? [mumbling]
Hey, why are you idiots so short?
You afraid of me?
You gonna cry?
- [sobbing]
[all screaming]
Listen here, you pint sized twerps.
I'm taking over your monkey town, see?
[nervous murmuring]
Do you little cretins have a king or a queen or something?
- Um, I am the king.
- Yeah? Well now I'm the king!
- Wow, thank you, sir! I mean, sire.
I'm not the king! I'm not the king!
I'm not the king-ing-ing!
- Why was that so easy?
It's so easy because I'm so big and smart!
That's why!
Ah!
Well, what are you all waiting for?
Follow your leader! Fall!
[all whimper]
[trumpeting]
That's right, bring me all your valuables.
What are those? Dentures? Hand them over.
That's more like it.
I want to be the only one in town with stuff!
Ah!
all: Ah!
- I'm tired of walking. Carry me!
- Ah! - Father!
- [laughing] Right in the head! You guys are idiots.
I'm the smart one. I've got the best ideas.
Hey, you! Here's a grape-flavored idea!
Hi-yah!
- Oh! - Ah!
- [whimpering] Ah!
- Okay, that's enough. I'm bored.
[engine revving]
Yeah!
I rule you, I rule you, I rule you.
I rule you, you, you, and you--Ah!
Ahh! Ow!
Ta-da!
Piggyback for the king!
Let's see how fast this old lady can go.
Hi-yah!
- [yowling]
- Yee-ha!
Today, Sea Chimps, tomorrow, the world!
I rule you, I rule you, and I rule...you...
[groans]
[screeching]
[groaning]
Hey, what is this?
Where am I?
Okay, ha-ha.
Very humorous.
Having a bit of fun
with the king, [chuckles] I get it.
I think my armpits are dry now. You can cut me down.
[laughing awkwardly]
I demand you obey your king!
Let's go! Come on you little bozos!
Get me down!
Guys? My people? Loyal subjects?
[gulping] Buddies?
- Oh! Hello! Remember me?
You took my crown and became the new king?
I just wanted to say thanks again.
Oh, and, uh, have a nice sacrifice!
- Sacrifice?
[all chanting "Tongue"]
- Tongue? That's a weird request.
But as king I'll be benevolent.
Gah! What in Neptune's naval...?
[all chanting "Tongue"]
Hey! Whoa!
Yuck! Time to un-shrink!
Can't...reach...I take it back. I don't want to be king!
- Uh-uh-uh. No takee-backsees.
all: Aww. - What do you mean, "aww"?
Don't aww!
- Ow! That hurt.
[laughing] Now that snack's got a bite.
[all screaming]
- [wailing]
- Oh, don't worry, sire!
I will cut you loose from the sacrifice.
[chomping]
- Hey, stop! Nice old Chimp king.
Don't do that!
Ahh!
[Sea Chimps screaming]
- [gulping]
- How did you get over there?
[snapping] Ahh!
- Hey, you're welcome!
- Hey, dumbbell.
Take this end of the belt and wrap it around
all the other falling numbskulls
and bring it back to me!
It stretches. Go!
[all screaming]
You morons should cushion my fall nicely.
[all screaming] [Patrick gulping]
- [humming] [screaming]
Oh, Oh-oh! Patrick!
It was you trying to eat my Sea Chimps the whole time.
- [scoffing]
I can't believe you'd accuse me of--of--such a delicious thing.
[belches]
[rumbling]
- I hear 'em in there.
- Hey, King, what's this dialy-doodle-mojig
on your belt do? - No, don't touch that!
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
I take it back. They weren't that delicious.
- Whoa! Hey guys, come on out. There's more room out here.
[all screeching excitedly]
- Uhh.
- Partially digested antennae.
- Welcome, Sea Chimps. I'm SpongeBob, your owner.
- Forget it, man. We're through with owners,
and kings, and aquariums.
Whoa! Now that looks like a swell place to live.
[all screeching]
- Ah! Plankton! Abandon bucket!
- Well, that's a write off.
[winding]
[Sea Chimps "Whoa!"]
- Bye, Sea Chimps! Have a good flight!
That was so nice of you to help relocate
the Sea Chimps, Plankton. You rule!
- Not today, SpongeBob. Not today.
But...someday!
[maniacal laughing]
Oh! - [gulping, belching]
[ukulele music]
♪ ♪