- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪
[waves crashing]
[folksy music]
♪
- Laser wrench.
- Mm-hmm.
- Nope.
- Ah. - Uh-uh.
- Mm? - Not even close.
- [laughs] - No. No. No.
- Ohh! [honking]
- Ugh, fine! It'll do.
Hm?
[doorbell chimes]
- I'll get it!
- Surprise!
[children giggling]
Hi-ya, sis!
- Howdy! - Auntie!
- Sandy!
' Oh, I didn't expect y'all till tomorrow.
- I know how much you love your nieces,
y'know, so I brought 'em a day early.
- SpongeBob, this here's my sister Rosy
and my three nieces.
This'n here's Macadamia. - How do?
- Hazelnut. - How do?
- And little Pistachio.
- How d--[belches]
[giggles]
- Girls, this is my friend SpongeBob!
- Aww, what sweet little angels!
- [laughs nervously] Yeah, angels.
Okay, well I gotta skedaddle.
Freedom!
- Doggone it. They're too early!
I'm not finished with their present!
- Don't worry your pretty little head, little lady.
I'll watch the gals until you're done!
- Thanks, SpongeBob, but there's something
I gotta tell you about babysitting my--
- [chuckles] Yeah, I think I know a little something
about babysitting, Sandy.
- [burps]
'Scuse me.
- Y'all mind your Uncle SpongeBob now.
- [grunts]
Story time!
[inhales, blows]
Goldyfish and the Three Sea Bears.
Chapter one, breaking and entering.
- Don't waste your breath...
- And don't make a hassle...
- Some kids like to read...
[together] But we'd rather wrassle!
- Now you girls go easy on me, okay? [giggles]
- One! - [yelps]
[groans]
- Two!
- [straining]
[chuckles] Ow!
- Ugh.
Why don't ya show the girls around town?
- Great idea!
I'll take them to the funnest place in all of Bikini Bottom!
The Krusty Krab!
Mr. Krabs, these are Sandy's little nieces.
- Oh, nieces eh?
And what brings such cute little customers
to Bikini Bottom?
- We're visiting Auntie Sandy...
- And we want to sling hash...
- A chophouse like this must be...
[together] Loaded with cash!
- Aww! Go on!
No, really. Go on.
- This is my coworker-slash- best buddy Squidward.
- Ugh. Children.
- Ugh. Grownups.
- This feller ain't happy.
- Just look at his face.
[together] We're gonna be sick, all over the place!
- [moans]
- [muttering]
Here you go! Three Dolly Patties.
- [giggles]
- [imitates Krabs]
- [humming]
- Can you stop playing dress-up
long enough to make some Krabby Patties?
[blubbering]
- Huh! Guess that's me all over. [laughs]
- [chortles]
You two look ridiculerous!
- [yipping]
- Ha! You're your own worst enemy.
- SpongeBob, from now on
babysit off Krusty Krab Property!
And Mr. Squidward, dress like SpongeBob on yer own time.
- That place really stunk.
- It was lamer than lame.
- Take us somewhere fun.
[together] Or taste Texas pain!
- Aww, what cute little knuckles you have.
Hmm, hmm...
ooh, I've got just the spot.
[funky music]
[inhales] Ahhh,
smell that fresh seawater.
Oh, heh-hey, right. Sorry.
[grunts]
[all yelp]
[contented sighs]
- [yawns] See, Sandy, nothing to worry about.
Baby-sitting is eaaaaasy.
[snoring]
- Hey, Uncle SpongeBob!
- Huh?
- Open your eyes!
- You're just gonna love...
- Hm?
all: Our sandy surprise!
- It's our gift to you!
- Well, isn't that sweet!
- And it won't wash away...
- 'Cause it's made of concrete!
- Concrete, wha--?
Good structural integrity, girls, but a little tight!
- So sorry, Uncle. - We made it too small...
- But we'll get you out...
both: With this wrecking ball!
- Wrecking what?
[groaning]
- [squawks]
- [straining]
Let's all go to my house and take a little break.
[moaning]
[girls humming]
Here we are, girls.
Pineapple, sweet pine--whoa!
- I've been waiting all day to watch your TV!
[eerie music]
- Patrick, you could have watched it while I was out.
- I forgot how to make it work!
Show me!
Show me funny!
I wanna see stories!
Go, go! [sobbing]
Please!
- Boop. There you go.
- I don't know how you remember all this technical stuff.
- Yeah. Patrick, meet Sandy's nieces.
- Good to meet ya!
- Hey kids, know what time it is?
It's nutcrackin' time!
- [giggling] I love this episode!
- Well, well, what do you know?!
[together] Patrick is watching our favorite show!
- Ah, finally, I can relax.
With work!
[humming]
[slurping]
- [straining]
Hmph!
Ah, that's better.
[girls growling]
Aww!
[giggling]
[girls giggling]
[growling]
[girls yelp]
[chortling]
- Let's launch this goof...
[together] Right to the roof!
[chuckles] Lift-off!
- [screams]
[all giggling]
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- Who wants brownies?
Heh. I'll go make another batch.
[all giggling]
- [grunts]
- Let's send this nit-wit-- - On his way!
- Before he ruins our whole dern day!
- Yeah!
[laughing evilly]
- All aboard for Glove World!
- Huh-huh-ha!
- Save me a brownie!
- He'll be away...
all: The whole dern day!
[door opens] - Hi! I brought some friends.
- Ooh! I'll have to make more brownies!
- All y'all shoo, you're blocking our view!
- Excuse us. - Sorry.
- Sorry, ma'am.
- We're taking that seat--
- Right where you sit!
- What you gonna do?
all: Let's wrassle for it!
- Ready, set...
wrassle!
[bell dings]
[all straining]
[dramatic music]
♪
- Ooh, brownie!
[together] Huh?
- You saved me one! Thanks!
Guess I get the TV. [chuckles]
- That guy's mean!
- Where's our auntie?!
- We gon' leave!
all: We want Sandy!
[crying]
- Oh Auntie Sandy, what a terrible place!
- Everyone was so mean!
- Right to our face!
- Aw, don't fret, little ladies.
I made a present just for you, you, and you.
- From a rattlesnake's tail...
- To an armadillo's chest...
- Our Auntie Sandy...
[together] Is the gol'durn best!
[giggling]
- Oh, sorry, Sandy.
I guess I'm just not a very good babysitter.
- I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces.
- What's that? - Don't babysit my nieces!
[together] Bye, Auntie Sandy!
Bye, Uncle SpongeBob!
- Bye, bye! Have a nice trip back to Texas!
Bless their evil little hearts.
[folksy music]
- Ahhh.
[gasps]
Oh, no.
[grunts]
[together] Hi, Maw! Did ya miss us?
- [sighs]