- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪
[waves crashing]
[playful music]
♪
[bubbling] [thump]
[tense music] [overlapping chatter]
- Mr. Squidward.
What is happening in me restaurant?
- The customers have gone crazy.
- Ah!
- SpongeBob is late for work, so there's no food.
- [gasps] But he's never been late for work in his life.
Oh, this can only mean one thing.
[bell rings]
SpongeBob has passed away.
all: [gasps]
[sobbing]
[solemn music]
♪
- Or... maybe he's just seriously injured.
[chuckles]
all: [sobbing] - Oh, yeah,
that's still bad, isn't it?
[sobs]
- I had no idea you cared that much about SpongeBob.
- Of course.
He's been a loyal employee.
His passing would be a great loss to me bank account.
Oh, I--to me personally, of course.
Now, come on,
we have to go check on SpongeBob's possible remains.
- With pleasure.
- [groans] - What? Too soon?
[bubbling]
[solemn music]
- Prepare yourselves for the horror.
Or the joy.
Let's not be downers about this.
- Oh, yeah. - Okay.
- But probably, like I said,
the horror.
all: [gasp]
[door creaks open]
[whispering chatter]
[suspenseful music]
- Neptune's nightmare.
That snail is eating SpongeBob's face.
Get away from him.
- [groans]
[overlapping chatter] - Such a nice kid.
- I--I... [babbles]
Oh, good morning, everyone.
[upbeat music]
[disappointed chatter]
- SpongeBob, you're alive!
- I am? Well, thank goodness.
Wait, why wouldn't I be alive?
- You were late to work, so we assumed the worst.
- You mean "the best."
- Late to work? But that's impossible.
My trusty alarm clock always waked me up.
See? Ah.
Well, how do you like that? It's unplugged.
Well, we'll just fix that and I'll never be late again.
Oh. [grunts]
[playful music]
- [grunts]
Ah.
- Oh, my clock!
- Huh? Ah. - Mm?
Looks like you need a new clock, boyo.
- Oh, I could never replace my old clock, Mr. Krabs.
We've been through too much together.
It's the only alarm clock I've ever owned.
I can fix it.
- Eh, good luck.
But you better not be late tomorrow.
Or else.
- Did that stupid clock give me a bump on my head?
- [scream] both: Ugh.
- [snoring] - Oh, come on, come on.
I still love you. Let me fix you.
Wow!
- [grunts, gulps, exhales]
Ooh, hey, SpongeBob, what're you doing?
- Mm.
Oh, I'm just trying to fix this old alarm clock.
I'm gonna need that part you swallowed, by the way.
- That's cool.
Just give me a couple of hours.
You know, I could totally fix your clock for you.
[laughs]
- Oh, I don't know, Patrick.
This clock means a lot to me and...
- [eager giggle]
- Well, okay, are you sure?
- Absolutely. Don't you worry.
I promise to be super careful.
[grunting, groaning]
- Ah!
- Why don't you fix?
[screaming]
[tense music]
Hmm? Uh...
Sorry, SpongeBob, I couldn't fix it.
- Thanks for trying, Patrick,
but I guess nothing lasts forever.
Looks like I'm gonna need a new clock after all.
- Hmm! [laughs]
In that case...
[grunts]
[bubbling]
[lively music]
- Um, hello?
- Hello, there.
Welcome to Clock World, where we always have time
for a bargain.
How can I help you?
- Do you have another alarm clock like my old one?
[plops]
- Hmm?
[tongue slurps, palatal click]
Ah, the 740 Foghorn Wake-Em-Up Grand.
I'm sorry to say they don't make this model anymore.
But if you have a second,
I have many others I can show you. [giggles]
- Wow. So many to choose from.
Oh, I'll never be able to choose a clock
with this many choices.
- I'll just take 'em all.
- Ah!, I'm rich.
[maniacal laughter] Whoo!
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
[upbeat music]
♪
- [meows]
- My old foghorn clock was the only alarm clock
that could wake me up.
Sure hope one of these works.
Goodnight, Gare-bear.
[gargle snoring]
[tranquil music]
[bell rings]
[gargles]
[snores]
male narrator: One hour later...
[rooster crows] - Huh?
[babbling]
[grunts]
- Late.
- I hope this one works.
[squeals]
[snoring]
[dramatic music] [bell rings]
- [groans]
narrator: Late again...
- [panting]
- Late.
- [snoring]
♪
Huh?
[jellyfish buzz]
narrator: You get the idea.
- Late.
Late.
Still late. Late.
Late, late, late, late, late, late, late.
- Still late. - [whimpers]
- Late again.
I told you before that you best not be late
or else.
But this time, I'll be emphasizing it
with a furrowed brow.
Or else.
[bubbling]
- Oh, I don't know how many more "or elses" I can take.
I have to figure out a way to wake up on time.
[alarm rings]
- [meows excitedly]
[lively music] [bell rings]
♪
- Hey, what a great idea.
[panting]
♪
Oh. [moans]
[snoring]
[alarm blaring]
[bell rings]
[playful music]
[thump]
[buzz]
[spring boings]
♪
[snoring]
- Hmm, I really thought that last "or else" would've worked.
Maybe I should've wagged my finger.
- [snoring]
♪
- Ah! - Right on time.
Looks like I won't be needing you after all, SpongeTom.
- Oh.
♪
- Good morning. [grunts]
[sizzling]
[clock cuckoos]
- [meows, groans]
♪
- [snoring]
♪
- Sadly, it looks like your order's on time today.
- [giggles]
[bell rings] D'oh!
- [gleeful groans]
Glad you finally woke up on time, boyo.
[laughs]
[bell rings]
- Just five more minutes, Gary.
both: [grunt]
- Sir, there's a line.
- I'm filing a complaint.
I ordered this with extra pickles.
And I only count fourteen.
- SpongeBob, we got a wrong order.
- [snoring]
[playful suspenseful music]
[sizzling]
♪
[clock cuckoos]
- [yelps]
[tense music]
♪
- [snoring]
- What in Poseidon's beard?
- [gasps] Oh. Oh.
Good morning, Mr. Krabs.
- It's not a good morning.
First, you're late for days,
and now you destroyed me kitchen.
- [laughs nervously]
- Oh, looks like it's--
- Time for "or else?"
[dramatic music] - You better be at work on time
or else I'll have to open up
and close the restaurant an hour later.
- Uh, what?
No!
[door slams open] - [grunts]
[panting]
I did it.
- [gasps] Yes!
Oh, Patrick, you fixed it.
- Uh, kind of.
[bubbling]
- [snoring]
[foghorn blares]
[laughter]
[tranquil music]
♪