- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[folksy music]
♪ ♪
- [struggling]
- [meows]
[both groan]
- Okay, that's enough stretching.
- [meow]
- Now we're ready for a morning jog.
- Meow!
- [heavy breathing]
Ahh! [crash, thud]
What's the matter, Gary? Don't you like jogging?
- Meow, meow, meow. - Oh, right. You're a snail.
Hm. We've got to find a way to get you moving.
[banging]
This should do it. You'll "tank" me later.
[laughing]
Hey, now you're moving.
- Meow, meow! - Whoa--ow!
I'm okay. Ow!
Yow!
[groaning] - [meowing]
- Meow!
[grunting]
- [pained moaning]
Aww, poor Gary.
Looks like you could use a leg up.
Or maybe two. - [whimpers]
[saw buzzing]
[grinding]
- There! A perfect set of legs.
Now let's make some for you.
This will only hurt for a second.
Yow!
- Meow!
Meow.
- Voilà.
What do you think, Gary?
- Me-ow, meow-meow.
- Let's try 'em out.
Come on. Come to SpongeBob.
- Mm.
- Oh, your first steps. - Meow.
- My little guy's growing up.
Now let's try something a little harder.
[creaking]
- Meow, meow, meow.
- Ooh, not bad. Try this.
[Irish jig music]
♪ ♪
- Meow, meow, meow, meooow!
- Nice moves.
♪ ♪
Ow! Ah!
[gasps] The student has surpassed the master.
Ready to stretch your stuff, Gare-bear?
- Meow, meow. Meow!
- Hey, wait! Whoa!
- Meow, meow. - Oh! Oy.
After you. - Meow, meow.
all: [gasping] - Oh, yeah, that's right.
You're not dreaming. Check it out.
Snail with legs, people.
- Meow. [growls flirtatiously]
- [purrs]
- Would you look at that.
- Well, that's certainly different.
- [hisses]
- [barks]
- Oh!
- [gasps] Gary!
- Hey, control your snail, fella.
- Sorry. Guess Gary's new legs got him a little excited.
- [blows raspberry]
- [hissing] Pow!
- You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
- What is your problem, man? - [growling]
- Ah!
- Oh, wh--s--sorry!
- Ah! - His legs!
- Gary the snail, that was very naughty.
- Meow. - Oh. [laughing]
I can't stay mad at you. - Meow!
- Whoa!
[exhausted moans]
I'm a little beat, Gary.
Can you give me a hand with the door?
- Meow-ow.
[struggling]
- Looks like I should give you a hand, huh?
- Hm? Hm. Hmm.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yow!
They look a little tight in the shoulder.
- Meow-meow, meow-meow.
- Whoops! I accidentally gave you two left hands.
Boop!
Perfect. Give 'em a test drive, Gary.
- Meow, meow, meow...
[struggling]
- Maybe you just need some motivation.
- Meow. [grunting]
Meow!
- [yelps] You're doing it, Gary.
Yes, yes! Keep it up, keep it up!
Ow! Yes, yes! - Meow!
- That's it, Gary. Move the--move the--
Move those arms.
- [giggling] Meow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.
Meow? Meow.
[laughter]
- [imitates a train]
- [nonsensical whining]
- Meow.
[chewing noises]
- One weekend of pampering later.
- [sipping]
[ringing] Ow!
Yikes! Look at the time! I gotta get to the Krusty Krab.
Thanks for spoiling me, Gary.
I didn't have to lift a "finger."
My fingers...
[groans] Wha--!
A whole weekend of pampering has left my limbs in limbo.
Got. To go. To work.
Hm?
[dramatic piano music]
[struggling]
Too weak to flip Krabby Patties.
[whimpers]
- Ooh. Uh-oh.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[elastic stretching]
- Hm.
Excuse me, but I would like to complain!
- I see. Well the Krusty Krab takes customer feedback
very seriously, sir.
After they pay the $5 complaint fee.
- All right, fine.
- Yee-hee-hee-hee.
Thank you, sir.
Now what seems to be your problem?
- There is slime on my patty.
And mine has--[munching] slime on it, too.
- My patty doesn't have enough slime! [laughing]
- What? Give me that.
Bleh! Ugh! Gah!
SpongeBob! Just what do you think you're doing
changing me patty...formula?
- Meow. Meow-mow.
- Squidward! Why is there a mollusk
cooking me Krabby Patties?
- I thought it was strangely quiet and peaceful today.
- Where the halibut is SpongeBob?
- Maybe he quit? Or got hit by a bus?!
Or caught a terminal disease!
- I don't care if he turned into a bucket of chum.
I need me fry cook!
Mr. Squidward, you have the helm.
- Attention Krusty Krab customers: Get out.
It's time for my break.
[irritated chatter]
- SpongeBob!
SpongeBob?
Are you okay in there?
You catch the flu or something?
Ugh. Are you at death's door?
Because you know darn well they ain't
valid excuses to miss work!
- [meowing]
- Ah! SpongeBob has gone full raving loony.
Uh-oh! - Meow-meow-meow-meow
meow-meow-meow. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
- [purring]
- [gasps, whirring]
What in the name of Neptune's nostrils
is going on in here?
SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet
and that darn snail is the owner.
- Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
- Bad snail. Down boy.
- [hissing] - SpongeBob, what are you--
[grunting]
Snap out of it, SpongeBob!
- [sniffing]
Mr. Krabs?
- Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o?
Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.
- Aw, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.
- [sighs happily]
- Oh, is he?
Well it's time to cut this nonsense.
- [growling]
- Ay! [grunting]
- [hissing]
- Huh-hah!
[snapping]
- Meow.
- Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry I forgot who I was.
- That's okay, boy-o.
- And Gary, I am so sorry I tried to change you.
- [belches]
- And Patrick, I'm sorry I haven't returned your hat yet.
- [sobbing]
It's okay...
- Hm? Well, I guess I shouldn't let these go to waste.
I can always use an extra hand. [laughing]
- All right, all right. That's enough Sponge-bobbery
for today, boy-o.
Time to get you flipping patties again.
- Ah, sure is nice having everything back to normal,
isn't it Gare-bear?
Yup. Same old, same old.
- Meow-ow.
[both sigh]
- Meow. Meow.
- Oops! Sorry. Boop-boop.
[ukulele music]
♪ ♪