- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[ukulele music]
♪ ♪
- Howdy neighbor.
It's your old pal Sandy Cheeks
with a true to life tale direct from Bikini Bottom.
It's the end of another long day,
and every critter in town is getting ready to hit the hay.
- [grunts]
Whoo-hoo. [snores]
- Even little old SpongeBob and Gary
are laying down their weary heads.
- [grunts] Night Gare-bear.
[yawns]
- Now snails love to sleep
but they also like to have their fun.
And clever little Gary here is no different.
[giggles]
With a dang nifty decoy in place
Gary is ready to hit the town.
But first things first.
That gooey little varmint is mighty hungry.
[chuckles] It may not look like much to you and me
but this here is four-star dining to a snail.
[laughs]
Now, Gary never minds running into a friend
but old Patrick here don't seem ready to share his meal.
- [growls] - [yelps]
- [growling] - [whimpering]
- [barking]
- [roaring]
- [whimpering]
- Ol' Gary feels as big as a ten-point buck right now,
but he's about to be reminded
that life ain't all fun and games.
Especially when animal control is on your tail.
[exciting music]
- [grunting]
Freeze, slime ball!
- [meows]
- Hmm? [growls]
[warbling]
[crash]
♪ ♪
[grunts]
[choking]
[grunts]
- As much as Gary likes getting one over on the heat
he has more important matters to attend to.
- [straining]
- This here is old Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket.
Gary ain't here for vittles, though.
No one's ever at the Chum Bucket for vittles.
[mischievous music]
- [snoring]
♪ ♪
[gurgling, coughing]
[snoring]
- [exhales]
- That there's spot.
Plankton's pet amoeba, and Gary's best friend.
- Psst. - [barking]
- Spot's cute...
but about as dumb as a barrel of hair.
Gary better think quick or they'll both be busted
before there night's even begun.
- [meows] - [barking]
- Ough.
[snoring]
- Ol' Gary and Spot have been sneaking out for ages
though their owners are none the wiser.
[both chattering] [giggles]
They love playing all sorts of games together,
but their doggone favorite is wrestling.
[excited chatter]
- It's the Krusty Krab kitchen.
- [meowing] - What a stroke of luck.
Gary and Spot must have worked up quite an appetite
with all them fun and games.
[accordion music]
- [meows]
- Uh oh. That ice box is locked up
tighter than a horse thief in a hoosegow.
- [barking]
♪ ♪
[panting]
[yelps]
[whines]
- Oh boy. It's chow time.
- [yowls]
- [meows]
[light music]
- [barks]
- [straining]
[SpongeBob laugh]
- [barks]
- [giggles]
- [barking]
- [humming] - Whoo-whee.
Looks like Gary is cooking up some fun.
- [chattering]
[bell dings]
- [yelps]
- [chattering excitedly] - [ barking]
- It may not be pretty
but to a critter, chow is chow.
♪ ♪
- [barking] - [meowing]
- Come out, come out.
[gasps] Oh, there you are.
[both chattering]
[dramatic music]
- [whimpers]
- [grunts] Ow.
[grunts]
Ha ha! I've got you this time.
[warbling]
[grunts]
[sad trombone music]
- Ahem. - [grunts]
Animal control, citizen. I'm hunting an errant snail.
- I don't give a sea fig about snails.
You tripped my silent alarm!
Just look at this mess!
Take that you varmint! - [warbling]
- Take that!
[grunting] - Ow! Ow! Ow!
- [giggles] Looks like our boys
gave Johnny law the slip again.
Reckon they're gonna need some place to lay low for a while.
- [both] Phew.
- Uh oh.
Looks like their hiding spot's all ready occupado.
Luckily for them, Gary and Spot
are all ready pals with everyone here.
- Let's get this party started!
[grunts]
[dance music playing] [all laughing and cheering]
♪ ♪
- Uh oh.
Looks like the fuzz ain't gonna give up so easy.
- Hey, this is my Jam.
- They say that music soothes the savage beast.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- But sometimes it works on knuckle heads too.
- That's how you do it.
You do it. You do it.
[warbles, grunts]
[record scratches, glass shatters]
Uh, you animals are under arrest.
[all growling] Uh...
Uh oh. [all grunting]
- Youch. That's gotta hurt.
Oh mama.
[both whimpering]
[playful music]
[all growling]
- [strains, grunts]
[all grunt]
- [yawns]
[grunts, hums]
- I guess this party just got pooped.
[ominous tone]
- [crying] - Luckily,
SpongeBob's little Gare-Bear
always has something under his shell.
- [meows]
- Locked doors are never a problem
for a snail like Gary.
- [spits]
- [grunts, squeaks]
[mischievous music]
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
- Now to most animals the pound is scarier
than a bob cat in your long johns.
But Gary and Spot our on a mission to save their pals.
[both grunting, straining]
♪ ♪
- [groans]
- Aha!
[exciting music]
- [yips]
[squeaks]
♪ ♪
all: Huh?
[all cheering]
- [meows softly] Shh.
[all grunt]
[tense music]
- Hmm?
- Oh, Marvin,
you could catch every snail in Bikini Bottom
but the only thing you've really caught
is loneliness.
[sobbing]
[coughing]
And kennel cough.
- Marvin here ain't kith nor kin to Gary
but that don't matter none.
Gary could never bear to see anyone looking so down.
- I need another snot rag.
[somber ukulele music]
- [meowing]
[all grunt]
- [sobs]
Hey! How did you animals get out?
[soft music]
Wh-wh-what's going on?
♪ ♪
- Viola.
[grinding]
[exhales, giggles]
- [gasps] She's beautiful.
[sighs]
[laughs]
[excited shouting]
[both grumbling]
[light music]
- Oh! That's so good!
[sighs]
[organ music]
I do.
[kissing] [all cheering]
- [laughs goofily]
I can't thank you all enough.
You brought love into my lonely life.
Everybody's free to go.
[cheering]
- [laughing] Why am I running?
- With their friends rescued,
it's time for our boys to finally get some shut eye.
[light music]
- [grunting]
[barks]
♪ ♪
- [grumbling]
- [meows]
- After his long night of adventuring
Gary is more tired than a bronco on busting day.
[fog horn]
- [gasps] Come on Gary, you lazybones.
It's time to wake up.
- [yawns]
- Oh well, maybe a few more minutes wouldn't hurt.
- Well, that's the long and short of it.
See ya'll next time for more true to life tales
of Bikini Bottom.
- Shhh. - [growls]
[placid ukulele music]
♪ ♪