- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[silly upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
- [humming]
Will someone please answer this phone?
I'm busy.
- I'll get it, Squidward.
[grunting]
- [groans]
- [groaning]
Oh, almost.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ah, not that time.
Whoa! Whoa!
- [groans] - [shouts]
- Krusty Krab.
I'm sorry, we don't deliver to that neighborhood.
- [shouts]
Who don't deliver to what neighborhood?
- [unintelligible grumbling]
We don't deliver to RandomLand!
- And why not?
- Because I heard the place is crazy
and no delivery fish has ever returned.
- Squidward, just because it's a preposterous neighborhood
where the laws of nature change randomly
and the people are all cuckoo...
- [humming]
- Don't mean the Krusty Krab
won't attempt to take their money.
- [unintelligible grumbling]
- Mm-hmm. 20 minutes.
- Well, I'm not cuckoo enough to go to RandomLand.
- [giggling]
- Someone is cuckoo enough to go.
- So what are you two yentas gabbing about?
- Flick. - [groans]
- [laughs]
- [humming]
- [groans]
The delivery will be made,
and the mission will be accomplished, sir!
Um...how do I get to RandomLand?
- Well, that's the thing, boy-o.
No one really knows.
You just walk around...
randomly.
- Well, that's how I usually get around.
[upbeat organ music]
♪ ♪
[humming]
Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar!
Zoink! How's that?
[yells]
- [laughs] That idiot's getting
lost for sure.
- You're probably right. You better go with him.
- Well, of course, that makes sense...
What? [unintelligible shouting]
[yelling]
- [laughs]
- [giggling]
♪ Random walking ♪
[humming]
Hey, Squidward I don't think this...
♪ Walking random thing is working ♪
- SpongeBob?
[dramatic music]
Oh, no! SpongeBob has disappeared.
What ever will I do?
[laughs]
♪ SpongeBob gone hallelujah ♪
♪ SpongeBob gone, I don't give a tuna ♪
Hummuna-what?
[shouting]
[yelling]
- Beep, beep! - Of course.
- Beep, beep! - [grunts]
- Beep, beep, beep! - Go around.
The fun never ends with us, huh, Squidward?
- [yelling]
- [laughing]
[goofy frantic music]
♪ ♪
- Good Neptune! You're hideous.
- You too.
But somehow you still retain your allure.
[giggles] - Hm.
Well, here we are in RandomLand.
Sure is for that.
Sure is for that? [sighs]
The neighborhood must be affecting my speech.
Come on, let's put our grind to the nose stone.
- Aw, Squidward, can't we take a minute
to smell and stop the roses?
[laughing] Smell and stop the roses!
I meant stop and smell the-- [laughing]
[gasps]
- [unintelligible gibberish]
[creatures beeping and squeaking]
- Ah. Hm? Ah.
- [grumbling]
Now where are we?
- There's an exit.
Come on!
- Huh?
[grunts]
- [humming]
Huh? [grunts]
[screams]
- What is it?
[doorbells ringing and echoing]
Oh, it's those lost delivery boys!
Let's go and--
- I'll take that bag.
- One delivery's as good as another.
- This delivery is property of the Krusty Krab
until it is in the hands of the person who ordered it!
But, ma'am, you can place an order any time.
- [yelps]
[chomping]
- We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.
- Oh, whoo!
- [groans] Hand me the address.
86 Screwball Street.
There's a hole in it.
- Ooh.
I'm a collector.
- [sighs] No taste for accounting.
Why don't we just arbitrarily knock on doors?
- Hey, now you're thinking random!
Yeah! There!
Screwball Street.
Knock, knock.
- Ooh. [laughs]
- Excuse me, ma'am, did you order a Krabby Patty?
- Can I dunk it in cocoa like my marshmallows?
both: Huh?
- [giggling]
- Ooh, may I?
[gulping]
[laughing] Tough mallows.
Could be more marshy.
[laughing]
- Here, brush your tooth.
- [humming]
- [squeaking]
- This whole place is inside out,
so why not an upside-down house?
[doorbell rings]
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, hmm.
For sale.
- Hello, handsome.
- Oh. [laughs]
Well, wouldn't I like you to get me to like you knowing
you would get me better to know...you?
- Hello, anyone home?
Maybe I should say that upside down.
Ooh, I know!
Hello, anyone home?
[gasps] Ooh, upside-down cake!
Oops.
- I see you've got an eye for home design, son.
You are gonna love this house. There's no downside.
You get it, no downside? Ha, ha!
- Oh, I'm not looking to buy. I'm just delivering
for the Krabby Krust.
- This bag is mine.
[laughs] - Oh!
[shouting]
Squidward, the bag has been snatched!
- Well, that's that. Let's go home.
- No way, Squidward. That Patty Krabby
belongs to the order who person'd it!
Huh? Come back here!
- I hate my life.
- [squeaks]
[yelps]
- [giggling]
[both grunting]
- [giggling]
[both grunting]
- [laughs]
[shaver buzzing]
Whoo!
[laughs]
[shaver buzzing]
- Ugh?
- [giggling]
[panting] Are you two done?
both: Not yet!
- [grunts]
Ah, these drumsticks are harder
to walk on than high heels.
- Well, it's all about balance.
- [laughs]
- [clears throat]
- I order you to return that delivery to the Krusty Krab!
- Where's your manners? Haven't you heard of knocking?
- Go ahead, knock.
- Just what I wanted,
a new bag. [giggling]
- Let's go home.
- But...what about the patty?
- Ah!
- [chatters]
[door slams]
- [laughs]
[intense music]
- Oh, this place is a nightmare!
No one's ever returned. [sobbing]
We're doomed to live in this insane asylum.
- Oh, boy! That means we can stay
and deliver the patty.
- We made the delivery.
Mission accomplished.
- But--but Mr. Krabs...
- If the foot were on the other shoe, Krabs would do the same.
- No, Squidward, Mr. Krabs! He's right there.
- [gasps] He's probably looking for us.
Mr. Krabs!
[panting]
- But we haven't made our delivery!
Mr. Krabs! Yeow!
Ah, ow!
[upbeat frantic music]
♪ ♪
both: Huh?
It's the Krusty Krab!
[both panting]
Hey, Mr. Krabs, thanks for showing us
the way out of RandomLand.
- Excuse me, I'm not Krabs.
The name is Rodger,
and I walked all the way from 86 Screwball Street
to complainabout never getting my delivery.
- Oh, your delivery, my good man.
- [gulping]
- Mission accomplished. Better late than never.
- [crying]
Better never! If it's late,
it's free.
[sobbing]
What?