- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [muttering]
- Oh, boy! A circus.
Squidward, you didn't tell me the circus was in town.
[gasps]
And it's in your house.
[giggles]
-Oh, good grief. It's not a circus, you clown.
It's an exterminator's fumigation tent.
Somebody's been feeding sea urchins in this neighborhood,
and they've infested my house.
- [chuckles]
Ooh, what's that up there?
- Squidward's circus is boring,
and the cotton candy is stale.
[grunting]
- [growls]
It's not a circus, and that's not cotton candy.
D'oh, never mind.
- Squidward, are you going somewhere?
- I'll be staying at a hotel for the next few days
for peace and quiet.
-Goodbye! -Bye!
Seasons greetings!
[festive music]
♪ ♪
both: [vocalizing]
- [mutters]
- Yes?
- Uh, are you the manager?
- No, I just play one on TV.
I'd like a room.
Well, lucky you. We have one room left,
but I just gave it away.
- Well, how does that make me lucky?
- Because I just gave it to you.
- [mutters]
- Would you like a bell boy?
- Why yes, thank you.
- Here's your bell, boy.
[laughs]
- [mutters]
[exhales]
Well, now, this is very nice indeed.
[sighs]
Mm, this is heaven.
- [laughing excitedly]
- Hello?
Anyone there?
Hello?
Hm.
[exhales]
- [yelling excitedly]
- Hello?
Did someone just come in?
[both laughing excitedly]
[both grunt]
- Don't you just love playing Hotel Slam And Run?
- I enjoy its...
intellectual challenge.
[excited gibberish]
- Huh?
All right, I know I heard something in here.
[groans]
Maybe I'm just not relaxed enough.
[smacks]
Hmm.
- Room service. - [giggles]
- Yes, hello. Do you have the blue plate special today?
- Blue plate? Yes, we have that.
Sir, all our plates are blue.
[giggles]
- Then I'll have that.
- Oh, boys.
- Yes?
Thanks for filling in on the phone.
You may take the order up to the room now.
Here's your reward.
[both barking]
[knocking]
- Room service.
- Come in.
[both shouting excitedly]
- Squidward?
What a happy surprise.
- SpongeBob, aren't you going to introduce me?
- Oh, it's Squidward, Patrick,
our next-door neighbor and best friend.
- Well, if you says so.
- [growls]
Get off me!
What are you doing in this hotel?
- This hotel is hosting
the annual Jelly Fishing Convention.
Jelly Fishing Convention?
- Yes.
And my room is over there.
- And that's my room in there.
both: Squidward's in the middle!
Squidward's in the middle!
- Conga line!
[both laughing]
both: ♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
- [panting]
[exhales]
all: ♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
- You stay away from me.
I don't want to see either of you
in any part of this hotel.
[groans]
I used to love the conga.
Ahh, the hotel spa.
Mm, this massage feels great.
You have magic fingers.
[exhales]
both: Squidward!
Magic fingers!
- No!
Stay away from me!
- Huh.
Oh, we really do have magic fingers.
- Oh, yes, I've still got a dancer's body.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Huh?
both: Squidward!
- Stay away from me.
- Heave! - Ho!
- Heave!
- No SpongeBob.
No Patrick.
[exhales]
Ah, peace and quiet.
[panicked shouts]
both: Squidward!
- Leave me alone!
- Heave! - Ho!
[gargling]
- [gasps]
[sighs]
Finally.
[groans]
[creepy musical flourish]
[panting]
[screaming]
[yelling]
[screaming]
[yelling]
[screaming]
Hm.
That's better.
[screams]
Stay away from me.
I'm warning you.
I want to be alone.
[shudders]
- Oh, well, if you want to be alone,
don't go into the room behind you.
Wait, are you two in there already?
- No, silly.
That's where the jelly fishing convention is.
- Welcome, Jelly Fisher.
You must be a newbie.
- Huh?
[stammering]
- Jelly Fishing! Whoo-hoo!
[cheering]
- [groans]
- Welcome, newbie!
- [screams]
- Jelly hug.
- [yells]
Hm?
Nooooooooooo!
All: Jelly Fishing. Jelly Fishing.
- [muttering]
- [gasps]
- [muttering]
both: Hi, Squidward.
- Squidward, everyone loves you.
Are you having the funnest fun fun fun time ever?
- I am not fun.
Everybody loves me so much, they won't let me leave.
- Hey, Squidward, we love you, man.
- You belong with us now.
- Say, if I put that dumb thing on,
I can sneak out of here without anybody knowing it's me.
[grunts]
[chuckles] Goodbye, jelly-smellies.
I'm outta here, and back to peace and quiet in my room.
[overlapping chatter]
- All right, Jelly Fishers,
it's the moment you've all been waiting for.
- [cheering]
- Let the annual
Jellyfish Mascot Hunt begin!
[cheering]
- Jellyfish Mascot Hunt?
[hollering]
[yells]
[grunting]
[hollering]
[grunting]
- Huh? What's this?
Zapper?
[beep]
- Whoop whoop whoop!
[screams]
- Zap me.
[yells]
- [laughs] Zapper.
[overlapping chatter]
[grunting]
[yelling]
[zaps]
both: Zap me!
[zaps]
- [groans]
both: Oh, boy!
[zaps]
- [laughs]
- Yes--
[zaps]
- Hello, Pest Control?
I'm calling from the Hotel Halibut.
We've got a horrible infestation
of jelly fish...
fanatics.
- More zaps. - Zap me.
Send exterminators now!
[sirens]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[all yelling]
- I sure hope Squidward got out okay.
- Squidward?
You must introduce me some day.
- Hm?
- ♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪
♪ I've got peace and quiet Whoo ♪
♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪
[upbeat music]