[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [humming]
One glorious week
without being annoyed by those two--
- Hey!
- [wailing]
Idiots!
both: Hi, Squidward!
- Whoo-hoo! Doink.
Hold on, Squidward.
[both straining]
You should be more careful.
- Tsk-tsk-tsk.
- Would you two go away and stop ruining my vacation?
- Vacation?
Gee, I didn't think Mr. Krabs gave us any vacation.
- I found someone to cover for me.
- One krabby patty coming up, sir.
[groaning]
[sizzling] Huh? [sniffs]
- Where are you going on your vacation, Squidward?
- If you must know, I'm going to Porpoise Peak
to bask in the melodious sounds of the Warbling Water Lily.
[both exclaiming]
Which only blooms once every 500 years.
And I'm going alone.
- I know!
Patrick and I will come along
and we can all be alone together.
- Oh, no!
You're not messing up my vacation.
Now beat it!
If I don't get moving, I'm going to miss it.
- Oh, we'll help you pack.
- No way. You idiots will just break--
Everything. Oh.
- Hold it.
Forgot to pack this.
- What, no! Don't! Stop!
- [chuckles]
- [screams]
- Oh, oh, oh! [horns honking]
all: Oh!
- Oh, no!
[together] Whew!
[metal clanks]
[explosion]
[both mumbling]
- You can buff that out.
- How could-- why would--
I can't believe it!
[sighs]
I'll never see the Warbling Water Lily bloom now.
[groaning]
[groaning continues]
both: Oh!
Poor Squidward.
- Ooh, I have an idea.
- Really? What's that like?
- Little monsters.
They ought to be locked up.
Throw away the key, then-- [shudders]
[snoring]
[muttering] Lock up...
and throw them away.
[pleasant music]
♪ ♪
[vocalizing]
[sniffs]
Ah! Ah!
[both giggling]
[giggling continues]
[screams]
Oh, oh, whew.
It was only a nightmare.
[screams]
[both screaming]
[all screaming]
- [muffled] Good morning, Squidward.
- Would you get out of my bedroom?
- Oh, we're not in your bedroom, silly.
- What? How did I get here?
- Patrick and I moved--
- Actually, I don't care.
Humph.
Goodbye, Sponge--
[wailing]
[panting]
Spongebob, why is your house
driving on the road?
- Because we turned it into a RV.
- We didn't want you to miss that flower blooming.
- Okay.
Hold on. Who's driving?
- It's on auto-snail.
- [meows]
- Come on, let's get breakfast.
- [soft giggling]
[chuckling]
- [startles]
Hey, this looks pretty good.
Huh?
[groaning]
Ah.
[choking]
[inhales deeply]
- You gonna eat that?
- Hey, Patrick, let's give Gary a break.
- Disengaging auto-snail!
- [meowing]
- Hey, hop! Ho!
- [meowing] [toy squeaking]
- Let's see what this pineapple can do!
Whee! [laughs]
Yeah!
On the road!
- We got to get off this road!
- No problem.
[tires screeching]
- Oh. Hi, Squidward.
- [wailing]
I'm not here! This isn't happening!
[Johann Strauss's "The Blue Danube"]
♪ ♪
- [meowing] [toy squeaking]
- Whoo-hoo!
[glass smashes] - [grunts]
- Ah, we're here!
- Huh? Huh? [gasps]
[pleasant music]
The Warbling Water Lily!
[mutters]
Oh, it's so beautiful.
And I have it all to my-- oh!
[all exclaiming] [camera shutters clicking]
Ow! My back!
Huh? Where is it?
- Is this that Babbling Buttercup
you were looking for?
[curious chattering]
- Aww, ohh.
[crinkling]
[all gasp]
[groans]
[blows landing]
- Ooh.
- [grunts]
- [pained groaning]
- [grunts]
[sniffs] Mmm.
- [jibbers]
[sighs] Well,
that's one more vacation down the drain.
May as well go home.
- Well, we got a long drive ahead of us.
We better go before we go if you know what I mean-o.
- [chuckles]
Uh, not really.
- Now, Squidward, don't leave without us.
- Huh? Of course not!
Only a monster would leave you behind.
So I'm a monster.
[whistling]
They'll be fine...
alone, on top of a mountain...
in the middle of nowhere.
Oh!
Oh, I can't do it!
[boat beeping]
- Hey, you're really
getting the hang of using toilet paper, Patrick.
- And next week, I'm starting on two-ply.
- I'll get another roll from the RV.
Hey, where is the RV?
- Well, maybe those guys have seen it.
Hey, hey! Have you seen our pineapple?
- [panting]
- [screaming]
- Oh, no, I'm too late!
- [screaming]
- Hi-yah!
Don't you dare eat those morons!
[both giggling]
- Squidward, they weren't eating us.
- We were just having a tickle fight.
- Sea-bears love it when you tickle their bellies.
- But they hate it when you karate chop their heinies.
[bear growls] - Uh, tickle, tickle...
[loud growling]
- Squidward, they'll leave you alone if you play dead!
- Uh, here! This'll help!
Catch!
- [mumbling]
[head squeaks] [bear growling]
- Bye! Call me.
You got my number.
Wow!
Was that a fun road trip
or was that a fun road trip?
- Ha! The funnerest!
- More like the worst road trip.
My once chance to hear the Warbling Water Lily
and you ruined it!
- Are you sure about that, Squidward?
Oh, poor thing just needed some love.
[kisses]
- [gasps] The Warbling Water Lily!
[clarinet music]
So beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Oh! My ears!
My ears! It hurts! It hurts!
[boom]
[screams]
- We're so happy for you, Squidward!
- Engage auto-snail!