- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Where's that order for table three?
Table five's ready to be bussed!
There's a spill in the bathroom!
I need ya swabbing the decks, Mr. Squidward!
Hmm? SpongeBob!
Table eight needs more coral fries!
Hop to it, boy!
- [panting] Hopping, sir!
- My thirst is not yet quenched!
[groans]
- Ha! [grunts]
Here you go! Thank you!
[giggles]
No free refills! Ha!
- [grunts] I'm out of ketchup!
- We need utensils! - [moaning]
[car horn honks] - I ordered this to go!
- [grunts] Whoo-hoo!
Oh, ho!
all: Arrgh!
- Hey! Ah, ha-ha!
You won't be pilferin'
me precious profits today, pirates!
[all grunt]
- [grunting]
- Aww.
[giggles]
- [babbles]
[grunting]
[all groaning]
Phew!
Yep, takes a pretty steady claw to oversee this ship.
[chuckles]
[barks, sniffs]
What is it, girl? What do you smell?
Whoa! [claw barks]
- Ooh!
Find a penny. Pick it up.
All day long you'll have a penny!
[cackles]
What a good girl!
- Order up!
- [groans]
[yells]
[groans]
- Hey, a penny!
- [groans]
[siren blares]
- Ah! Somebody call an ambulance!
Oh, you're here.
Wait, Mr. Krabs!
Who's in charge while you're out?
- [gibberish] - Yes?
- [groans] - Yes?
Yeah? Yes?
- [groans]
[SpongeBob and Squidward groan]
- [weakly] Not SpongeBob. - Let's go.
- No! No! - Ooh, he picked me!
I--I'm in charge!
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,
I'll be the best boss the Krusty Krab ever had!
Just like you, Mr. Krabs!
- Ha! You can't do Krabs's job!
- [sniffs] Oh, I can't?
- Of course not!
You're going to get some annoying idea in your head,
act all silly, and ruin everything!
Like you always do.
- Well, I guess if I wanna boss like Mr. Krabs...
I'll have to think like Krabs!
[cackles]
- [groaning] - [humming]
- Mr. Krabs, I'm so glad you're back!
Ah! - [whines]
- Ooh, just wait till you see
what I've done to your restaurant!
- [muffled cries]
- Oh!
- Nothing! Isn't it great?
Everything's just how you left it!
Whenever we have a problem around here, I ask myself,
"What would Mr. Krabs do?" And then I do that!
I even hired a new fry cook,
since I'm too busy being the boss now.
Just like you would have done!
- [muffled] No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hmm, hmm, hmm.
- Don't worry, I taught him everything I know!
- [babbling]
[laughs]
- [hums]
- Order's up!
- [growls]
- You'll have a better view
of my managerial magic from over here.
- I'm out of napkins!
- Ooh, Here we go! Watch me work!
Your napkin, sir!
- Thank you!
- Hey! This table is too wobbly!
- [groans]
- Well, let the boss take care of that, huh?
Ta-da! - [groans]
- Ooh! Nice.
- [hums] - Ahem.
- What do you want?
- Squidward! What would Mr. Krabs say?
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Squidward,
we're always polite to our payin' customers!"
- Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I please take your order?
- Remember, Squidward, service with a smile!
Here, try one of Mr. Krabs's vintage training devices!
- [groans]
[moans]
May I please take your order?
- Oh, uh, I'll take a Krabby Patty.
Hold the freaky smile! [nervous chuckle]
- [moans]
- I think that went pretty well, don't you?
[yells]
- SpongeBob, you aggravating, obnoxious, loathsome little--
[saw buzzing]
- Um, hold that constructive criticism, Squidward.
I'll be right back!
Patrick, what are you doing?
- Huh? I'm cleaning the deli slicer.
I used the tongs like you said.
- Ah, ah, ah!
"The tongs are for holding rags, not bricks!"
Let me finish this, pal. You get back on the grill.
- Okeydoke. - [yells]
- What the...
- [yells, groans]
- [chuckling]
- Hey, um, Patrick?
Could you, uh, bump the grill temperature up
about half a degree?
- Fine.
- And you should be flipping the patties
with a clockwise wrist motion because
the customers can always taste the difference!
- [moans] Whatever you say, boss.
[babbles]
[chuckles]
- [gasps]
No, Patrick! We went over this!
It goes bun, patty, cheese, pickles,
lettuce, tomatoes, bun!
Not bun, patty, cheese, lettuce,
pickles, tomatoes, bun!
- That's it!
This was supposed to be fun,
but now it's, uh, the other thing!
I quit! [gulp]
These too!
- But Patrick, you're my best friend-ployee!
[rapid groaning]
[whimpers]
Shpoink! Wow!
Aren't you a real slice off the ol' block!
Can you work the grill? - Ah! Mm-hmm!
- [laughs] You're hired.
Ahh.
[crowd clamoring]
- [grunts]
- Mr. Squidward, it's not time for your break!
- I'm taking a permanent break from you!
I quit!
[grumbles]
- No! [whimpers]
Oh, uh-oh! I need more employees!
Ooh! Uh, just a second everybody!
[grunts]
[crowd clamoring]
- How can I help you?
[overlapping chatter]
- Oh... - Phew!
Everything's under control now, Mr. K.
I guarantee it.
- Oh, dear!
Oops! I spilled!
- Wow!
Oops! I fell down!
- Oh!
- Hey, how come the TV don't work?
- Ooh! Oh, no!
- It's too hot in here!
- [yells]
- It's too cold in here!
[wind blows]
- What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
- [growls]
- [strains]
Everybody, stop!
[pants]
[grinding, crowd groans]
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- [moans]
♪ ♪
- Ah!
- [whines]
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
- Don't mind me.
I'm just here to clean out my desk.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[wind blows]
- Oh, no! My slices!
[screams]
Stop, please!
You're ruining the Krusty Krab dining experience!
[crowd groaning]
- [moaning]
[yells, pants]
- Mr. Krabs! You're all better!
Sorry, I let you down.
All I wanted was to be a good boss, just like you.
- Oh, well, there's no need
to get yer sails in a twist about it, boy.
Nobody's just like me, especially you!
Besides, you saved me months in that there body cast.
If it weren't for the rage
I felt watching you destroy me restaurant,
I would ya never forced me body to heal so quickly!
- Oh, so in a way, I done good, huh?
- Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not even close. You were the worst boss ever!
I'm gonna have to dock your pay for decades
just to cover all the damage you caused.
[cackles]
- Oh, thanks, Mr. Krabs! You're the best boss ever!