Please forget everything I said in the last session.
Let’s just move forward.
Sure, we could. But a situation like this is known as…
…“the elephant in the room”.
I’m not suggesting that your husband looks like an elephant.
But if he is large and fat, then we might be able to say “elephant in the room”.
Sorry.
Rajni, let me tell you something.
Looks fade.
Right now, Sujin looks beautiful. But you should have seen him 10 years ago. Mmmm….
Why are you dragging me into this?
Unlike her husband, I’m not a molester and an alcoholic.
Sujin, focus on the case
You are no less than a molester.
You have molested my heart and mind.
That’s right! And you have molested her savings too.
Show me any molester in the world who has been tied up like me…
…and is forced to massage a Nepalese man all day.
I’m the one getting molested.
Please focus! We are here for a divorce case.
Honestly Rajni, after hearing how bad your situation is…-
…and you are so fucked, I’m feeling much better, you know.
So, thank you.
Radhika, do you even realise what you’re saying?
I do.
I thought I was the world’s most unfortunate person.
But you are far ahead of me, Rajni. You are my senior.
So just yesterday, the police shut down my Chinjabi restaurant
They claim restaurants can’t remain open during a lockdown.
I asked them, what lockdown? why? The customers aren’t complaining.
Anyway, I was feeling really depressed. But after hearing about your husband’s…
…situation, I’m feeling good. I’m much better now.
So you won’t leave my private life alone?
Please, just leave it alone.
Rajni, the problem is, your private life is like a gripping thriller web series which we are binge watching.
We cannot stop in the middle.
Yes, exactly.
And it’s far more interesting than their divorce.
Why don’t you focus on the photo I had shown you yesterday.
Tell us what was Radhika doing with that girl in that photograph.
Do you have an explanation? If you don’t, it’s fine.
I’ll just tell the Judge then that…
…Radhika never took this marriage seriously.
That’s right, she never took it seriously.
On our third anniversary, we went to “Adventure World”.
She left me midway through an adventure.
I was left all alone on a roller coaster, eating an ice lolly.
Ice lolly for one. Do you realise how embarrassing that was?
Remember what you said that day? “Baby, I need to leave for some breaking news”.
Baby, I’m a journalist. When the news breaks, I can’t be on a roller coaster eating an ice lolly.
Really? So when I went to your office, why was I told that you’re busy…
…with someone called Anuradha?
Anuradha is my Editor-In-Chief! My old boss.
Why is everyone in your office a woman?
It’s 2020! Men and women are equal, come on.
You want equality? So I go and make all the money, and you just sit at home…
…like Rajni’s husband, having sex, and waiting to steal my money. Is that equality?
What sort of comparison is this? That man is crazy. He harasses his wife.
And I’m taking your savings, and am turning it into butter.
Hello! Last time, you’d said you’re turning it into tea?
Tea-butter-squash it doesn’t matter.
You cannot compare her husband to me, like this.
That is like comparing Ananya Pandey’s struggle to Nawazuddin Siddiqui’s
I have an IMDb page, guys. My butter ad has a 2.5 rating.
What the hell has Rajni’s husband ever done with his life? Is he even on IMDb?
This is why I studied law along with hotel management. You get to learn so much.
Look, this case isn’t about me. It’s about you. Please concentrate.
Just a minute.
Sshhh! He’s coming back into the room.
I bet something is about to happen.
Madam!
Excuse me, please.
Where is she going? Madam!
Madam, if you’re going to have sex, you can turn the camera off, it’s no problem
Nothing is happening.
Poor guy.
He must have read a forwarded text about Corona.
Maybe about a new vaccine or something.
I feel bad for him.
How can you feel bad for him? Harassment is a crime.
How is this harassment?
In these tough times, who will he lean on, if not his wife?
He isn’t leaning on his wife. He’s demanding sex from her, all the time.
Sex isn’t happening Just words are happening
He seems like such a concerned husband.
He’s reading forwarded messages about COVID. He’s probably trying to find a vaccine.
He’s so up to date with current affairs.
Sujin, what would you do if I had contracted Corona?
What?
Is this the time to test my loyalty?
What does COVID have to do with this?
He hasn’t become a harasser because of COVID. He was always a harasser.
Then, COVID came to India. Please understand the chronology.
You always talk to me like I’m some dumb girl.
I asked you a simple question. Answer me. What would you do if I had Corona?
(sarcastic) I’d make an idol of yours and worship it.
Obviously, I’d wear a mask and take care of you, what else?
Let’s move on.
Is he harassing you, Rajni? You should call the police.
My husband is in the police.
Yeah, you can’t call on the police on the police.
Is he asking for more sex?
Mr. Tripathy, this is my private life.
Exactly. We’re discussing it privately. It’s only the four of us here.
At least he wants his wife, Sujin.
Of course he wants her. Just look at her.
What?
What does that mean? Kindly explain.
That’s not what I meant. Rajni is very photogenic.
You have a nice, sharp nose, Rajni. You should try auditioning.
You have a crush on her, don’t you?
You are the limit! Rajni is my lawyer. My grandmother is paying her fees.
Have you ever heard, anywhere in the world, where you can have sex with…
…the person your grandmother is paying for?
Yes! It’s called an arranged marriage.
Enough.
I understand that my personal life seems very entertaining to all of you.
But now, the show is over.
Mr. Tripathy, you and your client can go to the other room.
Sure.
Where are you going, Mr. Tripathy?
You asked me to go to the other room.
Virtual conferencing room. It will come to you.
You don’t have to go anywhere. Now, please sit down.
You have two minutes. What is Radhika doing in that photo?
Everything you discuss will be confidential. Please go.
Rajni, will we go to a private room also?
No.
Mr. Tripathy and Radhika, you are entering the conference room now.
How is this a new room? Feels the same. Looks the same. Even the interiors are the same.
Mr. Lobo, they only have a photo of me in a weird angle. I have an entire video where I’m not in any weird angle.
In which Shilpi and I are innocently having fun at a pool party.
Please check. I have sent it to you.
I got it.
This may go against us.
At the end of this video, both of you are kissing.
Eeks! No!
What happened was, Shilpi explained something to me.
She was telling me what to do in case she drowns.
These are things I should know.
And she just jumped into the pool in four feet of water. And screamed for help.
“Help me, Radhika! I am drowning! I can’t even breath! Do something!”
Without a second thought, I jumped into the pool.
And then I saved her by the thing she taught me - giving her mouth-to-mouth.
Look…
Finding a way out of these lesbian accusations seems a bit tricky.
Hear me out. Speak to that gigolo privately,
and convince him to sell the flat and…
…split the money, 50-50. That way, everybody wins.
Hi Granny! How are you?
Amit Shah is our Home Minister.
Amit Trivedi is a different person. He is a music director.
Amit Shah and he are different people Granny.
Who have you placed your bet on?
Don’t bet against Amit Shah. You will lose.
Sujin, please ask her about my paying my fees, please.
Rajni is saying she hasn’t received her payment.
Yeah… the cash was dishonored.
Cash… how can cash be dishonored?
She gave me the old, banned 500 and 1000 rupee notes.
Granny, did you take the money out of the left drawer?
No no! Shut that left drawer. The left is now finished.
Now, everything has shifted to the right.
You need to take the money out of the right drawer.
The left drawer money is a waste. Mr. Modi has banned it all.
Give it to the kids. They’ll use it to play Monopoly.
Yes… send the money from the right drawer to Rajni.
Okay, I’ll call you later. Bye, Granny. Bye.
Mr. Tripathy and Radhika are back.
Madam, we have discussed everything.
Your photo proves nothing.
My client, Radhika, may be a lesbian. She may also be bisexual.
She may even be in love with Sujin.
That’s not how things work, Mr. Tripathy.
If that was the case, she should have told my client when they were in class 9, back in 2002.
She should have said she’s a lesbian then.
Exactly.
Then, I wouldn’t have taken her to have ice cream. I would have had it myself.
Precisely. And because of this lie, which has now lasted 18 years…
…an old lady, in her old age, will end up losing her apartment?
What sort of justice is this?
She’s gone again?
He needs sex every three minutes?
Is he a man or a chimpanzee?
Madam, I have a special chilli sauce. Do you want me to send it to you?
He’ll pass out, immediately.
Good luck, Rajni.
Is she murdering him? If so, we should turn off our cameras.
No no, I don’t think it is murder.
I hope not.
Not at all.
A woman leads a very tough life.
She has to work. She has to have sex.
And she doesn’t even have any waiters.
Dhangka, our marriage is so much better.
You know why? Because I always knock softly when you’re working.
I’m sensitive.
She’s back.
Madam, what happened?
Yes, what happened?
I…
What happened, Rajni?
I think he…