Welcome.
Hi.
I’m sure you’ve read the documents?
Yes. Shreshtha has.
He had a few questions.
I hope you’ve received money from Xang Ling in your joint bank account?
Yes.
Okay, very good. Let’s sign the papers, quickly.
The Judge may join this call at any time. So, come on. Let’s do it, quickly.
Just a second. Let’s not be in a hurry.
I have some questions.
How can a Chinese person have an account in Abhilasha Co-operative Bank?
Why is he so inquisitive?
Because he -
What?
The lockdown in the U.K. has been lifted?
Fuck! Shreshtha! Check again!
The lockdown in the U.K. has been lifted.
The Prime Minister of the U.K. just announced it.
I won! Shreshtha, I’ve become a millionaire!
Radhika, I’m a millionaire!
All the other gamblers were trying to tell me I didn’t know anything.
That I didn’t even understand what betting against 12:1 odds means.
Now I’ll show them!
It means 12 times of 20 lakhs. Which is…
…a lot of money!
Shreshtha! Fuck you!
Bringing me vegetables to cut?
I’m a millionaire now! Do you think I’ll cut vegetables?
Sit down! Give me a foot massage!
Radhika, we are not selling the flat. I am a free man now.
At least, in this house, I’m free.
Sujin, I know you’ve won, and as your wife, I’m happy. So, congrats.
You don’t look happy.
This doesn’t mean that the divorce is cancelled, okay?
Exactly. Gigolo, you can’t change your mind just because you’ve won.
Radhika is not for sale.
But we haven’t signed anything yet. We no longer want to sell the flat.
We’ll return the money.
Hold on. Your signature is just a formality. We already have your grandmother’s signatures.
She’s the owner.
You went behind my back? That is my worst profile.
The flat has been sold. It is done!
Hang on. My husband and I may have our problems, but what makes you say the flat has been sold?
Yeah.
Correct.
Radhika, please don’t poke your nose into this. All right? Please, you just stick to missing Sujin.
And in any case, you aren’t cut out for this kind of thing, so please.
One sec, ma’am, with all due respect, I spent three years covering the High Court beat for Desh TV.
And you have no right to do this!
Very nice, Radhika. Very nice.
Thank you, Sujin.
I’m sure there’s some kind of ulterior motive here.
Yes. Do you want me to call Shreshtha?
He knows a lot about cheating.
Shreshtha! Hang on, I’m just going to get him.
Mr. Lobo, it is getting pretty clear to me that Xang Ling does not exist.
This is all one big lie.
Xang Ling does exist. Six years ago, when I had gone to Beijing, she was my tour guide.
And it was love at first sight.
It’s a shame that she was married and could not speak Hindi, but she exists.
She isn’t with me. She’s with Su Me Hum, but she exists!
Shreshtha is shitting.
Danka! Tripathi is Xang Ling.
He manipulated us to sell by saying that he’s Lobo dada, my brother.
He’s a fraud
What?!
I need two minutes.
I need two minutes to have a private chat with Tripathi.
Tripathi, in a separate room. Now!
Tripathi, you bastard-
Who do you think you are?
This is a private chat we’re in now. You’ve taken 3 crores from me.
And then you’re having an affair with Xang Ling?
Since when has all this been going on?
They’re both still here.
You smartasses. We’ve heard everything. You’re still in the same room!
Shit! Shit!
You’re fucked!
I knew it! Sujin, both of them have conspired against us. They have cheated us!
Rajni, you stabbed me in the back.
You remind me of that play I did in NSD. William Shakespeare, written by Julius Caesar.
Actually, the name of the play was Julius Caesar. It was written by William Shakespeare.
Yes, that. There was a betrayal scene. There were two characters - Caesar and Brutus.
I played Caesar. Brutus was played by Pankaj Gulati, who is now a delivery boy for Amazon Pantry.
Pankaj stabs me in the back, and then I say, “Et tu Brutus, then die Caesar”.
That means, Brutus, you have betrayed me too? Then I am ready to die.
No, that’s not quite how it goes. It’s “Et tu, Brute? Then die Caesar”.
First things first, who the hell are you? Why are you teaching me my lines?
Who is this guy?
Your honour.
Actually, I’m the…
Your highness! Sorry!
My lordship.
Radhika, touch his feet. He’s an elderly gentleman.
No, please.
Touch his feet!
Nobody touch my feet. Please sit down.
My lord, this arbitration between Sujin Kohli, and Radhika Sen - petitioners, before the…
…State of Maharashtra, is now complete.
We have provided all the necessary evidence via file transfer to the court clerk…
…on appointed dates. We also have the acknowledgment of the same.
No, that’s good. But first, Advocate Tripathi, what are you wearing? Please explain.
I dropped some Tandoori Momo sauce on my black coat.
This is also an advocate’s coat, only Chinese.
No mom, I’m not talking to the egg seller. I have a case on right now, please.
Sorry.
Sir, both parties have agreed to reach a mutual settlement.
Okay.
We haven’t reached any settlement, my lord.
My client has been cheated, my lord.
No sir, my client has been cheated.
I’m sorry, who is representing whom over here?
My lord, I’m Radhika Sen Kohli, representing Sujin Kohli, in the matter of the flat registered as…
…321, Bandra, 12th Road, Plot No. 2, Mumbai.
She doesn’t even have a law degree, my lord.
Section 32 of Advocate’s Act clearly mentions that the court may allow any person to appear before it…
…even if he or she is not an advocate.
Yes, that’s correct. I know you from somewhere.
I had interviewed you, my lordship. For Desh TV.
I’d asked you about the South Indian food Scam at the High Court canteen.
Ah, yes, yes, yes. Your hair was different.
One second.
Yes, of course, I remember. You asked very good questions. I liked them.
Thank you. Thank you so much, my lord. You had said that I should be a lawyer.
So what? Ajay Devgn has played a police officer in so many films, but that doesn’t mean…
…they’ll make him the Police Commissioner. “You said I’d be a good lawyer”.
Tripathi, I will allow it.
Then I would like to file a fresh complaint, my lord.
From Lobo Tripathi. He has been cheated off a flat.
I… I represent him.
What? Yes. Why not.
I’m innocent, my lord. I have done nothing.
I’m sorry, why did you say that?
I’ve seen it in the movies. People say such things.
Sorry, it just came out.
Not in my court.
Sir, these were our lawyers. We trusted them, and continued to pay them.
But they have taken our flat away from us.
Sir, the recordings of these arbitrations are available, as proof. These two aren’t kids!
They’ve mutually decided on everything that we agreed upon.
Now they’re saying it’s all a big fraud.
My lord, we want to file a case under IPC Section 420, on how this case has been handled…
…and move motion to disbar them from the Bar Council of India.
I refer to Section 35 of Advocate’s Act, relating to malpractice.
Wow, Radhika. You’ve thrown section upon section and hit them.
And we want to file a case claiming she is filing a false case, my lord.
Section 209 of the IPC.
And Section 360 of IPC.
Tripathi, that’s for kidnapping.
“Date after Date after Date” (Famous Bollywood movie line)
Excuse me, but are you an actor?
Yes sir. My butter ad was pretty famous.
These days, I have an insurance ad on, you must have seen it.
No, I don’t like to watch nonsense.
Radhika, I’m very confused. What do you want?
We don’t.
We do.
Why?
My lord, the divorce is for later.
Right now, we don’t want to sell the flat, and we want justice.
My lord, have you ever seen an instance where right in the middle of a divorce…
…the couple decides to reunite.
And then file a case onto their lawyers?
They think the law of the land is a joke!
Long live the revolution!
Shut up!
Mom, that’s not a toilet, that’s the fridge.
Mom, that’s not toilet paper. That’s an affidavit! It’s my affidavit!
Listen, please pay close attention. This is my decision
For the time being, I’m putting a stay order on the divorce case.
And the flat is sealed, by my order,
until this dispute has been resolved.
Also, I will not be hearing this matter, in person, in the High Court.
I only want to hear this via video conference.
But, my lord, the nation is opening up.
I don’t care, find a way.
I only want to see 15 minute recordings of these hearings…
…and mail it to the court clerk.
My lord! This isn’t a reality show!
What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
Rude lady.
Miss Rajni, please don’t be insolent.
I’ll issue an arrest order, for contempt of court.
You may ask Tripathi.
Yes, he’s known for doing these things. He’s done it to me three times.
Now listen, if the recordings do not reach the court clerk, it won’t be good.
This is my decision and it is final.
You are dismissed.
Your Highness!
Now! Now, please. Now. Dismissed.
Tripathi?
Where are you?
There are some people wearing police uniform and looking for me.
I’m coming to you. We need to talk about Xang Ling.
Absolutely not. There is nothing to talk about. I’m not in touch with her.
I just check her display picture every two minutes on social media, that’s it.
Your address, 325 B-Wing, Hercules Building, Andheri.
How do you know my address?
Don’t come here, please. The police are downstairs.
I’m coming.
No! Shit. What do I do?
Hello? Shilpi?
This is Radhika’s friend speaking.
She told me you have a fake ambulance.
I urgently need to present myself in god’s service.
Essential service.
I have to go to Goa.
My name is Lobo.
Father Lobo.
God bless you, my child.
Hi Mocha.
Hi.
Thank you for the gift.
Put it on and show me how it works.
Hey! Nice!
Did Shreshtha order it?
No, I did. He’s untied me.
When I ordered, Amazon told me this is used for home recordings.
It’s called a studio light.
And it even has a built-in microphone.
You’d mentioned that you had some big news recording coming up…
…so I thought it would be useful.
That’s sweet.
Sujin, this doesn’t mean things have changed between us.
Everything has changed. Now, we’re homeless.
Have you ever watched any of my live news reports?
Yes, of course…
No. Not really.
Not really. So, get ready.
3-2-1.
Hi, this is Radhika Sen Kohli, with cameraperson Radhika Sen Kohli, reporting live on COVID-19 news…
…from Mumbai, for Desh TV.
Shreshtha! Shreshtha, come here.
Look, it’s my wife.
Isn’t she lovely?