Don't hit me…
I said, don't hit my head…
Ow, my tummy…
Eat before you poop.
Oh, ma'am, when did you drop by?
Wait, I think I need to poop before I eat.
I put kudzu root juice in the refrigerator.
Joo-bong's father dug them from the mountains
and only charged me for labor and squeezed it without a drop of water.
So tell her to shake it before she drinks it, or whatever.
Ah, okay, thank you…
I put the wedding invitation on the table.
Give that to her, too.
Okay, kudzu root juice and wedding invitation.
Is that wretched girl still alive?
Yes, well, she was alive until yesterday, but…
Ugh, she's sleeping like that again.
Do I have to charge rent for the dog house, too?
Ugh, she's so pathetic…
The only reason Ji-goo is sleeping in a dog house
is that the dog house
of the dog the landlady used to have was here.
It doesn't really mean that Ji-goo is a dog.
Hey, what are you wearing on your face while sleeping?
Huh? I wear this while sleeping these days.
Isn't it funny?
Yes, I know you're pretty, so let's eat dried pollack soup.
- Did she stop by? - Yeah.
Dried pollack soup, you…
Who are you talking to?
I don't know.
It just melts in my mouth like sorbet.
It's so nicely straightened.
You can eat that after drinking so much?
Of course I can eat it.
Hey, I can't eat this.
Did you know the ox knee place is open again?
Want to go there after work?
Hey, we were still drinking until just a while ago.
Let's not talk about drinking in the morning, at least.
Ugh, hey, even the water smells like soju.
Then what about intestine stew and soju?
- Hey. - Sure. Let's do it.
The reason Ji-goo is warming herself up like this is…
Smells like pork belly.
It's because Ji-yeon told her it's good to
warm herself up with the "dog pose" in the morning.
It doesn't really mean that Ji-goo is a dog.
Ji-goo always relieves her hangover with two raw eggs
and vinegar water in a 5-to-1 ratio every morning,
and cuts ties with the world
until she goes out to drink again.
You know it dropped again, right?
Yes, your dandruff.
It's not only the ratings that dropped.
We couldn't get commercials, either.
All the success is thanks to the producer,
and all failures are thanks to the scriptwriter.
And we have so many scriptwriters, huh?
The age range for the main audience went up,
so let's cast older guests.
Forget that.
Let's cut down the production budget for each episode.
First…
The progressing budget.
What's wrong with his eyes today?
Kimbap.
Kimbap?
Are you talking about the kimbap
we eat during the shoots?
Yes! That very kimbap.
If I can turn the time back to one month ago…
So-hee, over here.
Hi.
I'm being praised by the Department Director
for bringing you here.
Pleased to meet you, Ms. Ahn.
I heard you do a great job from so many people.
I'll give you a lot of vouchers, too.
When they said a lot of nice things,
it means there was a big flaw.
That producer…
His name is Kang Book-goo.
Well, you won't work with him for a long time, anyway, so…
What's he like?
Well, he has a unique sense of doing things.
It means he has shitty sense of doing things.
And he's free-spirited, too.
That means he only does things his way.
And he's so down-to-earth, he doesn't care about formalities.
That means he doesn't shower.
Ah, but when he's drawn to something,
he's very passionate.
He's crazy.
I'm going to help you with everything.
She's saying I should take the crazy producer.
Thanks.
I always feel so reassured having you by my side.
She's saying I'll do all the work,
but she'll get paid, too.
I think she and Producer Kang will make a great team.
- Yes… - Of course.
He's saying no one's been able to get along with him so far.
All of my expectations came true.
We can't cut down on kimbap anymore.
We can't cut that down, unless we fire a staff member.
Come on, I won't tell you to cut down on kimbap for real!
No one eats two rolls here.
- Is there? - We all eat one roll each.
What about you?
I don't eat kimbap.
So what I'm saying is…
Choose your words wisely, you bastard.
We should eat vegetable kimbap.
We have to go back to the basics during tough times.
Back in my day, you couldn't even dream of kimbap during a shoot.
We worked without even having a sip of water.
It's hectic during shoots, anyway,
so we can't even tell if the kimbap is
going into our mouth or our noses.
So, do we have to
eat tuna kimbap? That's what I'm saying.
I'm sure your ancestor was a dog.
But it's only a 50-cent difference, Producer Kang.
I know, right?
Right! How many people do we have here?
Scriptwriters, producers, camera directors…
We have more than 100 people total.
So if it's 50 cents per person, and 100 people…
Do the math, everyone. How much is it?
Then it's better to cut down on get-togethers.
How can we not have get-togethers after shoots?
That's heartless.
Let's just take the tuna out, Ms. Ahn.
The tuna.
Is it that hard to take the tuna out
for the team?
Let me talk to the main scriptwriter first.
Come on, you're not a kid!
You don't need to talk to her about taking the tuna out!
She's a main writer, busy writing all kinds of shows, okay?
An assistant writer's job is to
make decisions like this.
If you're going to do that, then why do we have meetings?
Do you think I studied hard and double-majored in
Korean language and journalism and broadcasting
just to have a meeting about tuna kimbap?
Let's go with vegetable kimbap.
Vegetable, yes.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi, ma'am.
Ms. Han, we do what you tell us to do,
but why can't we lose weight?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Perhaps you ate too much.
Isn’t yoga supposed to help us lose weight?
It does help you lose weight, but…
I took diet pills.
Now, let's begin.
Sit in the middle of the mat, everyone.
Close your eyes.
Now,
feel your presence in this place right now.
Are you all ****ing? You paper-folding idiot.
An idiot is making an idiot.
You're the worst shaky one I've ever seen.
Shaky-shaky, why did you come to Earth?
Want to fold my "down there," too?
You've never had a boyfriend, right?
You've never held a guy's hand, right?
Are you scared? Then come to my house.
18-2, Cheonchang-dong, Dalmi-gu, Incheon.
Did you fill your glasses? Huh?
Okay, have a drink, cheer up,
and make the ratings go up, okay?
- Yes, go, go! - Go, go!
Okay.
I am now grilling this bastard who's having a get-together
in broad daylight after cutting down our budget for tuna kimbap.
And…
Ms. Ahn, that looks like it's cooked all the way.
Yes, I was about to give this to you.
I should not be like her when I'm as experienced as she is.
So she's on the producer's side, after all?
I'm really disappointed about the whole tuna thing.
Do you think the rumor about her
sleeping with Producer Kang is true?
If they drank together, it's possible they slept together, too.
Please don't say that. I think I'm going to throw up.
I didn't "sleep."
- What? - I said, I didn't "sleep."
Ms. Ahn, did you doze off?
Oh, no!
Ms. Ahn! Oh, no!
I'm so sorry.
Wipe it off.
Oh, whatever.
It's a hassle to make another room if I exit this one,
so you girls delete the messages on your own.
Five minutes haven't passed yet.
- We're sorry! - We're sorry!
What? What is it? What room?
Are we going on a membership training?
Did you book a room?
Can you please shut up?
Ms. Ahn, did you just say that to me?
Did I say something wrong?
They're talking about a group chat for scriptwriters.
How do you know about that?
Are you all in a group chat without me?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to head out first today.
- So-hee! - Oh, come on, Ms. Ahn!
We were going to have a meeting after we drink.
Ugh, Producer Kang!
We should have meetings during meeting time!
Why should we have a meeting while we're drinking?
So we can use the get-together budget for operation costs.
Why are you acting like an amateur?
It's okay.
When I was young, we always gossiped
and criticized our seniors.
At that time, we just said random curse words.
And we didn't even mean it.
So it's okay.
Let's just have a drink, and…
Yes, hello.
Would you like to have a drink with me today?
Ah, you're busy, right?
No, it's okay. I'll call you next time.
Okay.
So-hee, we're sorry.
We just said those because we were frustrated, but…
Take time to look down at yourself from
a distance for the rest of the day.
That's it for today's class.
Namaste.
- Namaste. - Namaste.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Ms. Han, Ms. Han. - Yes?
Why does this class have so many old men?
It's so uncomfortable I can't do my moves.
Because there are so many men…
Huh? What's wrong with that?
Yoga is for all men and women.
There's couples yoga, too.
But why is only your class
filled with so many men?
That's because I have lots of male fans.
Ah, aren't you a fan of the swimming instructor
at the cultural center, too?
Come on, Ms. Han, swimming and yoga are different.
- They're totally different. - How are they different?
For yoga, we have to do the splits
with men in the same space.
It's so uncomfortable.
Oh, it's so vulgar even just thinking about it.
But you're almost naked when you swim!
Men and women must do things together
to keep you on your toes and make it more fun, too.
I'm sure you'll lose weight even more easily, too.
Namaste.
Don't you think she's crazy?
But why can't we ever win when arguing with her?
Wow, that's crazy.
Is the ox knee place really open? Let's drink soju.
I'm in Incheon. Wait for me.
Incheon?
- Who are you? - Hey, don't do that.
- Yogurt delivery lady? - I do origami.
Ah, that idiot?
How could you come for real just because I told you to?
You really are a total idiot.
Don't do that.
Why?
Seriously, don't do that. This is my last warning.
- Why? - Because you shouldn't!
Why?
Because it's bad!
Why?
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
- Let's drink! - Let's drink!
- Hey, the broth. - Is it good?
It's so chewy.
It feels like my knees are getting healthier.
Are you dying to tell us
about how you feel when you eat something?
It's good to share. It's the era of communication.
Don't I look smart?
No, you don't.
Hey, you should communicate with your mother now.
She's gotten really old.
Don't lie to me.
Yeah, she got Botox.
In order to communicate with Ji-goo,
her daughter who cut ties with her family
seven years ago, Ji-goo's mom made me and Ji-yeon
her daughters, and checks if Ji-goo is alive through us.
Ah, right.
Your mom told me to give you this.
- What is it this time? - A wedding invitation.
Your uncle's wedding. Your dad's brother-in-law.
I'm not going. You know I never go to weddings.
I know that, but still go.
I said, I'm not going.
Ugh, whatever. She still wants you to come.
I delivered it.
Excuse me, we'd like one more bottle of soju, please.
Okay.
By the way, how can her dad's brother-in-law get married?
Isn't he married to her dad's sister, her aunt, already?
She seems like a genius from time to time.
Yeah.
That's right.
Ah, he cheated on my aunt with a bar owner.
He must be marrying her.
Here you go.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Wait, your family's going to that wedding?
The wedding of your uncle who cheated on your aunt?
But isn't he family, too?
Hey, don't you think that's wrong?
Why? That bar owner is going to be her new aunt.
Ugh, she can't be her aunt!
Her dad's older sister is already her aunt.
So she'll become a step-aunt! Why not?
Ugh, it makes no sense.
Damn it, am I the only one who's getting drunk?
Come on, let me drink, too!
My dad is closer to my uncle than my aunt.
I'm sure my dad introduced that bar girl to him, too.
Wait a minute. Isn't your dad a pastor?
She came to my dad's church to repent her sins,
and my uncle was there to do maundy.
Oh, falling in love while washing feet… How melontic.
Isn't it "romantic?"
Hey, by the way, how come you know that stuff when
you cut ties with your family?
My family has a little pigeon, you know.
Uncle cheated on Auntie with that bar owner woman
who came to Dad's church to get her feet washed.
I think they're going to get married soon.
I got my blue belt in Taekwondo.
We moved to a new house.
Hey, this is an awkward amount.
Want to order more, or go for round two?
Sir! Sir! Please come here.
Hey, if you act cute to beg for free stuff
like a beggar, again, I'll kill you, okay?
I'm sure she will do it like herself, not like a beggar.
Yes?
Sir, isn't this your toenail?
Toenail?
Uh, I'm not sure…
It is a toenail.
Disgusting.
It is your toenail, right?
Your big toe, come on!
See? I told you! It totally is!
Awesome.
Is she really a genius?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Ah, actually, I did clip my toenails
in the corner during the day earlier today, but…
It must've flown all the way over here.
You're like Sherlock Holmes, young lady.
You eat ox knee every single day,
so your toenail flew all the way here.
You have toenails of a man in his 20s! How strong!
Thank you.
It's disgusting.
Throw it away, or give it to him.
Ah, sir, here.
Your precious little thing.
Oh, boy.
I'm so sorry about this,
so you don't have to pay for the ox knee.
Oh, no, please let us pay for the ox knee.
You opened your place again recently.
Ah, then, we'd like for you to not charge us for the alcohol…
It won't be much for the alcohol…
- Starting now. - Starting now.
Then what snack would you like to have with it?
Well, just kkakdugi will do.
Let's drink!
- What is this? - Let's drink!
Let's drink!
This is for Ji-yeon, who is me.
16, 17, 18, 19… 19.
You three drank all of the 19 bottles…
The alcohol the owner exchanged with his toenail that day
were 19 bottles, and…
This is the last one.
One more bottle!
Oh, come on! That's crazy!
Hey, by the way, don't we need to eat something?
- Yeah. - Yeah, we do.
Ah, I'm craving for something spicy.
- I want seafood. - I want something greasy.
Let’s go.
It's amazing, though. There's a place where we can get them.
- Hey, hey, girls. - Yeah?
This octopus is an octopus, but it has only two legs!
Isn't this really funny?
What is this? This makes no sense!
- Ah, that's hilarious! - This is an octopus!
Then what? It has two legs?
Then are its legs also hands, and its hands also legs?
Do they think that's funny?
This is driving me crazy! This is hilarious!
When you're drunk, nothing becomes something.
Octopus!
And the really big something…
Attention!
I got totally insulted by my juniors today.
They were chatting by themselves and got caught by me.
- What the heck? - Yeah.
- Listen, my friend. - Yes?
I got totally insulted by an elementary school kid today.
- Huh? - He called me
a shaky idiot who have never even held a man's hand.
Hey.
But that's true.
- These are useless! - You should've said
that you "didn't" hold it, not "couldn't" hold it.
Hey, hey, hey, that's nothing.
- Come in, come in. - That's nothing.
- Yeah. Let's drink. - Let's drink.
That's right. The real something
suddenly becomes nothing.
This is the reason we drink.
Ji-yeon, didn't anything happen to you?
I don't remember.
I don't grow my brain.
That's my friend, alright.
Let's go relieve our hangovers.
- Ah, pork backbone stew? - Sure.
- Sure, let's go. - Let's go.
Hey, how's the fine dust?
Hey, wait for me. I'll pay for it.
First place pays for the drinks!
Hey, wait for me.
- Hey, hurry up! - Hey, hurry up! Let's go!
If you ask those who are totally into hiking
about why they hike,
they say, "Because a mountain is there."
If someone asks us, totally drunk,
about why we are running…
Hey.
It's because alcohol is always there.
- The loser pays for the drinks! - Hey!
You need to say something.
People might think you had a fight.
Oh, come on, ma'am, we're deboning right now.
Goodness.
- One, two! - One, two!
Yes!
That hurts.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Don't do that! Hey!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Sorry, sorry.
Special skill, special skill.
One more bottle!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Let's drink!
- Let's drink! - Let's drink!
Okay, time to fry the rice.
Fried rice, please!
With ippai Cheongyang chili peppers!
With ippai seaweed flakes!
With ippai flying fish roe!
- And one more bottle of soju! - And one more bottle of soju!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
This is the true reason we drink.
Because it's delicious.
Minky, what is it? Is something there?
Gosh.
That damn dog…
Gosh.
Hey, hey.
Hey, get up. Don't you have an early morning class today?
Ugh, whatever, I don't care.
By the way, how did you take this out to put it on?
Wait, aren't you Ms. Han, the yoga instructor?
Namaste.
Now, go deep down along the breath you breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Bending a lot isn't the important part.
Put your belly as close to your thigh as possible.
And put your knee as close to the floor as possible.
Now, time to breathe.
Breathe in,
breathe out.
- Again, breathe in, - Doesn't it smell like alcohol?
breathe out.
This is why we shouldn't do yoga with men!
Again, breathe in,
breathe out.
- Where's Ms. Ahn? - She's almost here.
Ugh, I'm sure she drank again yesterday.
Ah, sorry, sorry.
- Hi. - Ah, I'm sorry.
Well, she's almost like the main writer,
so she can be late, I guess.
Kimbap!
Tuna kimbap!
We can eat that.
I found a place
that is $1 cheaper than the place we get it now.
First place pays for the drinks!
Hey, wait for me.