'O birds, you are all over this world'
'You have spread your wings right up to Heaven'
'Our earth and our skies abound in these birds'
'Feathered creatures of our world!'
I just read his latest paper He's working on this new type of robot
Looks like heavy security There's an auto drone
Shall we ask him questions?
Ask sensible questions please
Any idea what to ask One look at him and-
'Welcome'
We are from Excel Engineering college
Robotic research students
We've got an appointment to meet Dr Vaseegaran
Please come in
Dude, soooper hyperbola!
Excuse me You are-
I am Dr Vaseegaran's assistant
- Your name - Nila
- Beauuuutiful! - Thanks
Nila...moon!
What?
It's a lie to say there's no gravity in the moon
- Why? - You are such a magnetic force!
Your laughter can be my ringtone!
Can I have your number?
11423879
Enough! The whole floor is slippery!
Hi
Hello, sir
Please sit down
Doctor, we are mechatronic students
Professor Mithra told us you have created a new humanoid robot
- Can we take a look at that? - Sure
This is the new robot I have created
Project Nila
Nice, intelligent, lovely assistant
Humanoid X12 2018 model
Quantum Core Millenia
X12 5D Extreme processor
Unlimited Cloud memory
1 Tera hertz speed
Built in simulated Amygdala
This is her MPU Memory and Power Unit
Works like our heart
Synthetic skin
Ultra realistic humanoid
You are such a magnetic force!
What about that phone #?
That's my IMEI #
- Is she also like Chitti, doctor? - No
Created adhering to Asimov's laws this is a domestic purpose robot
You can treat her as your friend, secretary and caretaker
She will be of help to mankind in all ways and always
Does it have feelings, doctor?
Yes, pre programmed, customizable, controlled feelings
Is there any chance for Chitti to resurface again, doctor?
All our present scientific inventions in the beginning were opposed as dangerous
And labelled as null and void
Bound by time
It became a necessity in the ensuing years
Chitti will also be a pre requisite one day
Dot!
- Hey Nikita - Go to hell!
Bulb! You got what you deserved
Nikita, hear me out
I acted as if I was flirting with her just to make you see red
- As if I didn't know she's a robot? - 'Get lost, liar!'
My Barbie doll My Snow White princess!
'Shut up and hang up!'
Believe me, I've booked an Apple watch for your birthday
Sushma, Moksha has got a new Collection today
You eat and then I'll come over, okay?
My flight was delayed Inform the clients, I'll be there by-
When I get back from work I chat with my family nonstop!
We spend quality time you know
You bloody swine!
Harith, can I have my phone?
Daddy has to make an important call
Give me the phone
Don't cry...here
I didn't do anything
What is the bid today in our chit fund?
Can get Rs 3000
What is this?
Make 'Dhal Rice' and potato curry for dinner, enough
Grandpa!
'Residing in all of that as Me'
'So that Me through this Me'
'Talking to Me'
Dude, this must be our principal's handiwork!
Where are you, dear?
Coming to the terrace?
What happened?
Our project manager and prickly 'Jackfruit' Asha
...are hand and glove in this
That's why he promoted her and sent her on site
He went to get the bore-well man No sign of him still
Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi All the shops will be closed
Buy our stuff tonight, okay?
This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth plus dual Sim capacity
I came to see girls but here, men all around
Danger Girlfriend calling
- Hi Sana - 'Hi scientist sir'
'Wonder of wonders You picked my call?'
- Sorry, Sana - 'How many calls?'
'Can't you even pick my call? Are you that busy?'
'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away and studying here like a lunatic'
'Under the pretext of working on your project, are you flirting with Nila?'
That's a robot, Sana
'But a female doll, right?'
Don't be mad at me, honey
'I called you 112 times!'
I'll accept your punishment and kiss you 112 times
'No need 112'
'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see'
Mua-
Flying kiss?!
Sir, where should I complain to retrieve my mobile?
All of them are waiting too! Go and stand in the queue
How can a cell phone fly? And where will it go?
Who is behind all this? What is the reason?
'Is a whole gang behind this or just an individual?'
'This is scary'
Is this a sign our world will perish as people claim?
Like the ozone hole there is a black hole in the sky it seems
It has sucked all the phones I believe
Hey! What you talking
You're talking as if it's a drainage hole
I'm in the share market My job is dependent on cell phones
Life is absolutely boring without WhatsApp and selfies
As soon as I wake up I take my mobile to the loo
I feel I've lost my hand now!
My husband is working in Qatar
Our long distance romance is only through cell phone
I've saved my mom's # as 'Amma' I don't even know her landline # now
I've stored my bank account #, ATM pin #, password, the whole works
It has personal videos and photos of my girlfriend and me
What if they are uploaded on an adult site?
Excuse me, is there a separate section for iPhone?
For sure! It has been opened near pagal khana, go there
Sir, I'm very sentimental about this cell phone
Do something, sir
How can I take this as a complaint?
- Get lost! - Sir, please
I had hooked my wedding chain on my mobile, sir
I lost that too
10 sovereign Pure gold, sir
No wife to nag, no phone bills to pay, why don't you relax?
God will be appeased if you do a redemption ritual in Thirunallar, sir
You and your silly superstitions!
Commissioner sir asked me to meet you
I'll take care, sir
Thank you
Telecom minister is on the line
Sir, even our chief minister has lost his mobile
He is on another line
Your secretary is right here I'll handle it, sir
Sir, minister's phone-
I've embedded precious stones all over
0.25 karat, sir
526 stones, sir
it costs 2crore, sir
Somehow retrieve it for us, sir
Understood
He's chief technical officer of BSNL
Ramasubramaniam
I heard you're tracking with Sim card
- What happened, sir? - It isn't our BSNL network alone
All the other networks too are unable to track even 1 phone, sir
All the cell phones have been switched off
Every single phone in the city is missing
How can all of them be switched off?
How is it even possible
'Welcome' - Breaking News
'Cell phones vanish into thin air People are going crazy'
'Police department puzzled'
'Chief secretary calls a special panel to discuss'
'So, I think you know the situation'
What is this?
What is this phenomenon?
This is strange
I've checked all the NASA studies and Interpol records
No one has recorded such an event anywhere in the world
There is no scientific explanation so far for this rare occurrence
It is so obvious
This is a terrorist attack
They are planning something large-scale
If we can't come up with a reason
...it's our habit to blame either God or terrorists, right?
Can it be the handiwork of aliens from a different planet maybe?
No, sir
According to ISRO reports
...no new movements or alien activities have been recorded in space
Can it be a conspiracy by some international company in the same field?
I mean, wipe out the present telephone technology
And bring in a new scientific know-how
This is a public display
As far as i know, all the mobiles in the city flying in mid air like sparrows
There isn't any technology like this nowhere in the world
May be someone we know here who botched up a lousy robot earlier
Some crank scientist
...is messing up with some other invention in the name of novelty, who knows!
Who is this?
Late Mr Bohra AIRD director
His son Dhinendra Bohra
Scientist, he's also a director in AIRD
On the day all the cell phones went missing
...data from INSAT 3D weather satellite
And GSAT 16 communication satellite
This is the visualization of combined data
All these dots are cell phones
After a certain distance the dots vanish into thin air
Cell phones haven't crossed the troposphere
That is, not crossed 10 km above sea level
If you take the distance into account
...not crossed a radius of 200 km beyond Chennai
They are all missing within this sphere somewhere
We are aware of only 4 forces
Gravity, electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear
These 4 won't attract mobile force
I believe this can be explained scientifically
Dot!
I believe all the phones in this shop broke the glass panes and flew out
When will the container lorry reach here?
- 'Crossed Nagari' - Doomed!
Not yet crossed Agra border?
We've announced tomorrow's sale
No one has a cell phone in the city
They will make a beeline to our shop like devotees in the Tirupati temple at 6am
'Don't worry, it will be delivered at 4:00 a.m'
You've been saying this like a broken record!
[song playing]
Bro, what is that deafening sound?
Songs nowadays are only like this!
Bro...?!
Someone is digging with a crowbar in our van
We have only cartons with cell phones in there
Call me, as soon as the truck reaches here
Have you asked for police protection?
Paid them, the cops will be here by tomorrow morning
Okay. What if all the cell phones we get for our sale tomorrow fly away?
It means we are jinxed beyond redemption
Not only for us For the entire city
[dog barking]
Jai Hanuman !
Bless everyone with Your grace
Wha...what is that noise?
'The container has arrived, sir'
Who is that?
'Mohanan, sir'
'You asked me to call you as soon as the container arrives, right?'
- Where? - 'To your house' sir.
Please cooperate
Go back
Hello Sir
- Commissioner Rajendran asked me to come - Please come in
There is no evidence of human presence in Jayanth Kumar's murder
As the deceased is a cell phone merchant
...he wanted you to check for clues
His family members are out of town
He was all alone
The servants are not aware of anything
No fingerprint or footprint in the room
He exploded into pieces
But there is no evidence of explosives whatsoever
He had advertised in the papers about his Mobile Sale in a big way
The container carrying the load met with an accident yesterday night
The entire load went missing
Nothing makes sense, sir
Someone or something doesn't like the presence of cell phones here
This is silicon, enamel and polycarbonate dust from lots of mobiles
Different brands manufactured on different dates
Will you believe me if I say Jayanth Kumar was killed by cell phones?
A cell phone is an assassin?
What do you mean, sir?
All the missing cell phones have landed here
How did these phones come here?
Where did they go? We should find out
Dot!
'What's the matter sir, what a surprise! You've called of your own accord'
Sana, call getting connected is a big thing now. this is the city's last phone
To trace the phones, I've fixed a tracker in my old phone and I've activated it
'Oh! So am I the guinea pig?'
Not like that, Sana, my phone flew away before I could send my kisses!
That's why, I thought I'll do it today-
'After 3 days, huh?'
'What happened to your landline? Why didn't you call from that #?'
Phone was engaged, Sana
'Don't lie'
'Accept you don't remember my #'
'Out of sight, out of mind!'
'Now your whole world is Nila'
She's just like a laptop
'You bet she's on your lap and you're coddling her 24x7!'
- 'A duet on top of all this!' - Shut up!
'If I speak the truth, should I shut up?'
Stop nagging me
This phone may also fly away!
Mu-
Gone with the wind!
Hey! No more films for you!
Nila, activate EMR
Activating EMR
What is happening? Are they looking for a bomb?
- You search that side - Okay, boss
Thanks, Nila
Why thank a laptop?!
[overlap of voices]
They are discussing about your issue inside, wait
Sir, Onicel owner Manoj Lulla is coming
He's such a pain in the wrong place!
Welcome sir. Come
- Is he in? - Please go in, sir
2G...!
Talk to you later
- Please sit down - I don't need any pacifying
What are you up to? Does a Govt exist or not?
Look, Mr Lulla
Govt and God are one and the same
If you believe, they exist If not, they don't
But you ensure your palms are greased promptly, eh?
Without exception it has snatched all my cell phone towers
Destroyed all the microwave emitters
Not just yours, sir
Microwave emitters of all other networks have been destroyed too
Uprooted the vendors' towers they had rented as well
Everyone is in a state of shock You saw them, right?
What should I see?
My loss runs in millions
If this continues, in 3 months I'll be in the streets
We are watching from all angles
Not enough if you just watch
We've paid through our nose for you and your party during the election
You should be standing out in the open with your arms stretched like a tower
Don't get tense
This isn't your problem alone
Before hasn't something like this happened?
We don't know how to manage this situation
in our cabinet meeting we've requested military aid
To protect the towers we will use army
Don't think you can appease me like how you tackle the general public
I give you 1 week grace time
By then things should go back to normalcy
I must start my business again
Otherwise the next upload in Wiki Leaks...
...will be yours!
5th force
The scientific world is still into extensive research about this force
The way it works How to measure it
Our knowledge is zilch
This could be the evidence for the existence of the 5th force
We can't explain this force based on our knowledge of science
Using the amenities at our disposal
...we can't combat it either
That's why we've requested our military to step in
Sir, it's a huge force
I saw it with my own eyes
If you ask the military to combat it
...you will only face enormous loss of life
What should we do then?
To combat it effectively we need a super power
We need exceptional intelligence
Extraordinary powerful force
We need a man with the boon of immortality
A man who will never die?
Does a person like that exist?
Chitti
The Robot!
We must get him from the museum
Dot...!
I'm waiting
No...impossible
It's illegal
that robot is banned
Has been dismantled too
Have we forgotten how it went out of control
How many people lost their lives Immense loss of property as well
...if we bring it back
...it won't die
It will massacre all of us
Everyone is aware who was responsible for that robot's drastic change
This time I'll ensure such a blunder does not occur
Sir, this is Mr Vaseegaran's conspiracy
He wants to use this critical situation and reactivate his invention
He wants to make money by selling it to multinational companies
Now you decide
Have we assembled here to save the people?
Or for Vaseegaran's advertising?
Okay, so you come up with a solution
Let's...think about it
That's why we are here
Sir, my suggestion is based purely on good intentions
This is the start of an apocalypse
If we don't prevent it now, we'll be wiped out en masse, only Chitti can save us
Mr Vaseegaran
We can't flout a court order blatantly
The process required to do so is very tedious
I must pass an ordinance in the Parliament
Opposition parties should cooperate
- Not possible - It is possible, sir
Have a minister seen a situation like this before?
We can convince the court by explaining in detail later
Such a rule exists
But if that robot kills some people?
Who will take the responsibility?
Mine?
Or our minister?
- Such a situation won't arise, sir - Why not?
That's a machine
We can't predict when it may screw up
If it does something drastic I'll be held responsible
Let's forget Chitti
Suggest some other option
Military is the only other feasible option
Let's go ahead with that
Request and the order will be released by today
Do the needful
Hello...?
So
Plan collapsed?
Dhina, what is all this?
You are a scientist You are well aware
Of course
But I won't let it happen
I'll never allow you to bring that nitwit Chitti back to life
What do you have against me?
You murdered my dad
Me...?
That Chitti
Your alter ego
That is also you!
'Hey! Lulla'
'minister speaking'
'Your tower is back in its place You saw it on the way, right?'
'All the phones are back in the city'
'You can go back to your business'
Where are you speaking from?
'Right here'
[Security speaking]
Nila, go up
Hack it open, Nila
Boss, according to my rules hacking is illegal
Isn't this wrong?
This will come under ethical hacking Exception...do what I say
I understand, boss
'If a handful of people benefit'
'...nothing is wrong', right?
Hey ! Where did you learn all these?
I should know all that humans like
As per your adaptive learning you've programmed in me
Human beings have only 4 preferences
TV, Cinema, food and gossip
Easy!
"Iron heart sprouting for the 1st time?"
"Is it an invitation of first love divine?"
"Iron heart blossoming for the 1st time?"
Shut up!
'Leaving from airport Battalion #121 proceeding to spot'
Entire state is under military control
People need not panic
Technology related to cell phone networks in all the places
...is being attended to on a war-front emergency basis
With military protection...
...arrangements have been made to restart sales of cell phones
Very soon, people can start using their cell phones as usual
- Hey, Balu - Sir...?
Call the minister and ask him to provide us military protection
We have 4 police vans round the clock stationed here, sir
If you look at the 303 rifles they have even street dogs won't be scared
We need AK 47, man
You saw how Manoj Lulla whom we met 2 days ago was squeezed like juice, right?
I was the one who signed the order to revive cell phone service in the city
Looking at the current situation looks like I'll be the next juice!
Call for the military immediately
Juice for you, my dear
- Is security in position? - We've assigned 2 men, sir
- Enough strength in front? - Yes, sir
'Attack in Porur Company on high alert'
Sir...!
Sir..!
What happened?
That cell phone gang uprooted all the towers in Porur
Wiped out our military force it seems, sir
No one knows where that horde has vanished now
Yov! Porur is quite close to this place
Double the protection round our house
A whole battalion is alert, sir
Ask them to shut all gates, doors and windows
Not even the smallest hole should be exposed
Sir, everything has been closed Including the computer’s Windows!
They are throwing stones at us
Sir, this isn't a stone It's your cell phone
Your missing cell phone Come and see for yourself
'True that!'
All the precious stones are intact
How can you underestimate a minister?
Technology is in the palm of my hands!
That's why it has got scared and returned only my mobile!
Who is this 'Unni Krishnan' calling ?
It's an unknown #, sir
Yov! Call the military
- Ask them to shoot this sparrow - Okay, sir
Go...go...go
Get out!
[walkie talkie radio chatter]
Sir, this way please
- How is Mr Vairamurthy? - Critical, sir
He's unable to breathe
- Something is blocking his windpipe - What is it?
Don't know exactly, sir
His secretary is equally dumbfounded
[gasping for breath]
- Did you scan his body? - We did, sir
All the reports are normal
But he is unable to breathe, sir
- What happened, doctor? - He is no more
Whaat?!
Phone...phone
All the phones flew away, sir
Landline, man
Hello, I am Home minister Vijay Kumar speaking
Activate that robot Chitti immediately
Today
Right now
How can you ask as if you're ordering 'idli' and 'vada' as Take away?
It is a ban by the court, sir
I can't flout the rules of the court
I'll handle all those formalities
1st activate Chitti at once
How is it possible immediately?
An ordinance has to be passed in the Parliament
'The Opposition has to cooperate'
The process is extremely complicated, sir
40 members of the Parliament will favor us, sir
I'll handle all that
It's a machine, sir
We don't know when it will malfunction
Who will shoulder the responsibility if it kills someone? You or me?
Yov! Don't seek revenge oblivious of time or situation
It went into our Telecom minister's mouth
God knows which part of me it will target
I'll take all the responsibility
Satisfied?
Dot!
I came here at midnight There was a queue right then
I haven't got the phone as yet and she wants me to top up!
Without cell phones, our life is like 'A Few Pages Missing In The Middle'
Okay, what if the cell phones fly away again?
I'm as sharp as a needle, you see
Take a look
You've fixed it like the chained tumbler in the railway station!
Sir, for a while I was so relaxed without cell phones
No ringtones to bug me daily I'm lifting my head to see the world
I talk to my children I visit my friends face to face
- Great feeling, eh? - Then why the hell is he here?
What to do? A cell phone is like one's wife
Damn if she exists Darn if she doesn't!
Become a habit!
Yes!
Chitti, you're back?
The way I fell I thought my skull will blow to bits
Thank you, Chitti
Holy crow!
Chitti to Control
- 'Control to Chitti' - Assemble at TTK road junction
What is this?
Integral space research center
That space research center isn't active now
Research is no longer conducted there
Only 2 technicians are left
In 1964, head of Atomic Commission Dr Homi Baba inaugurated this center
Call Dr Sam
Hello, Sam here
Dr Sam, I'm Vasi
I need this information now, urgent
What is that space research center in sector II Phase XIV?
Vasi, keep this confidential
To find out if life exists in other planets just like us on earth
...signals are sent from many parts of the world to outer space
That is one such place from where signals are sent
What kind of signals are being sent?
There are good forces and bad forces co existing in this world
We send only positive signals to outer space
Because only positive energy present in space
...should be aware of our presence here
Thank you very much, Sam
Chitti, play that visual in Kirlian mode
Look at that
If that cell phone bird is scared of the positive signals from the emitters
...there is some negative force embedded in it
By negative force you mean from another planet?
Freeze it
No, this is some negative force present only on our earth
This is a human face
It looks very familiar to me
Nila, I want all the recent abnormal events in Thirukazhukundram
Most importantly details of the deceased asap
Doctor, this resembles the emitter we saw in that space research center
- Exactly - What is your plan?
You know by now You tell me
If it is a human negative energy that is creating the 'mobile' force
...it has no physical form
But only the aura that surrounds the human body
Aura...?
Atoms in a human body consist of neutrons and electrons
The micro photon particles that emanate from it is called aura
It is a thin layer around the body not visible to the human eye
Aura of a person who is alive is charged positive
A dead person's aura will be charged negative
We must destroy that negative charge
The only way to succeed is to send a more powerful positive charge towards it
And neutralize its energy
Aura of a deceased person is micro photon minus
We must send micro photon plus
Add plus to minus it becomes zero
- Am I right, doctor? - Exactly, Chitti
This photon synthesizer generates micro photon plus
See
I've created the same positive rays here similar to the Research center
This is 10 times stronger than any negative energy known to mankind
We can neutralize the negative energy for sure
Wow! Great
Boss, here are the details you asked for
73 people died last year in Thirukazhukundram
Only 18 unnatural death
2 murders 4 suicides
Is any death connected to a cell phone?
A lorry driver died in an accident using his mobile while driving
Because her 'hot' photos went viral through her mobile
...a girl consumed poison
One man died hanging himself in a cell phone tower
- Date? - April 7th
The next day cell phones started vanishing
Oh my God!
Now I'm getting a clearer picture
Chitti, immediately install this in AIRD bus
We are leaving for Thirukazhukundram
Doctor, we got it
I found all the phones
Nila, bring the bus to the rear end of the house
CHITTI!
Nila, fix the cryostat, quick!
My God!
Pakshi Rajan...!
Nice DP
This is a war between the entire mankind and me
You are not a human being
Don't interfere
- Run away - Running away isn't in my software at all
I have been reactivated only to protect human beings
My primary task is to destroy you!
Pakshi Raja, why are you so furious with the human race?
Why are you behaving like this?
What do you need?
This is a pied cuckoo
Biological name is Jacobin cuckoo
In Northern India...
...the monsoon season starts only when this species migrates
If this species doesn't show up...
...there will be no rainfall in that year for the entire region
Till date no one knows the mystery behind this
Even in our mythology it is referred as 'rain bird'
Carry out research on this
Wow...!
Sir, your photo is on the cover page
It was published a year ago
Sir, how did you get interested in birds?
Actually the other way about The birds evinced interest in me!
'When I was born I wasn't breathing'
'My body had turned blue'
'Even the doctor gave up hope and said the baby is dead'
I'll sign and you finish all the formalities
Get the death certificate and take the baby
'Don't know if it was an accident or something else'
'But everyone exclaimed it was a huge miracle'
'My grandma used to say'
'God came in the guise of a sparrow and resurrected you'
'I still remember'
'When I was young, early in the morning the tiny sparrow will fly into my room'
'...keep chirping cheerfully and going around the fan in a circle'
"To the sun's ray at dawn that glitter a warm welcome your wings you flutter"
"As the sun slides down yonder deep you caress the branches to sleep"
"With your pitter patter dainty feet you draw a picture as an aesthetic treat"
"Today you make me yearn To fly like you I want to learn"
"Flock of birds in flight"
"I stood listening to your musical chirping"
'I decided right then'
'My life will be dedicated to birds and only birds'
"Flock of birds in flight"
"Oho! A flight of birds in sight"
"I stood listening to your musical chirping"
"A host of sparrows A flight of swallows"
"I wish to hear your tweet and twitter"
"No language or religion, you fly at ease Any place is your home, as you please"
"No language, no religion, you roam You affirm any place is your home"
"You claim even weeds to be your kith and kin in reality"
"You form a swing in mid-air to play with the wind out there"
"You make a deep impact in people to whom laughter isn't easy or simple"
"My precious life, my cherished creed A heart like yours is needed indeed"
"Even if the world is wiped out extensively an urge to protect you surges effusively"
"Swiftly on a flying spree in the skies carefree"
"Fly without any boundary"
That's why I studied ornithology with passion
I became an ornithology professor too
'Pon ulagaaleero'
'Bhuvanam muzhudhaleero'
'Nannaya pullinangaal'
These are lines of one of the oldest tamil poems
This is the meaning
O' birds, you are all over this world
You have spread your wings right up to Heaven
Our earth and our skies abound in these birds
When compared to the weight of the human race on earth...
...weight of the birds en masse is almost 100 times more
Birds eat 1000 times more food than what humans consume
If they did not feed on worms
...not even 1 green leaf will be left on earth
Human beings won't get any food at all
Because insects are 1000 times more than birds!
So if human beings have to survive on this earth...
...birds also should be alive
Sir, of late birds flocking to the bird sanctuary in Vedanthangal
...has dwindled What is the reason, sir?
When I was young, we used to wake up only to the chirp of sparrows
'You don't get to see any sparrow in the city nowadays, sir'
'Only in 1996...'
'...cell phones were introduced in India'
'In a gradual and continuous process birds have decreased only after this'
'Particularly sparrows'
It is called Arctic Tern
This small bird weighing just 50 gm
...migrates every year from the Arctic region
...flying 12000 km to our Vedanthangal
...and returns
A bird doesn't have a map or radar
From within its head, it absorbs all micro rays from the sky
And using cryptochrome formation
...it steers in the right direction
'That is the bird's sole strength'
Now we've filled the sky with radiation from numerous cell phone towers
So the cryptochrome formation in the bird's head is shattered
And eliminated completely
'Not knowing where they are heading'
'...birds lose their way and their entire species is becoming extinct'
'To the birds, it is equal to losing their sanity'
In addition, because of the radiation...
...shells aren't being formed on the eggs of these birds
Their eggs resemble a layer of skin
The eggs break when the mother bird is incubating
In reality, men also suffer from these repercussions
Many get afflicted by cancer
Impotency may be on the rise
Abortion rates increase
Above all
Depression
Schizophrenia
Alzheimer's etc-
Higher % of mental disorder
All these symptoms are obvious right now
Mr Pakshi Rajan
What is your solution?
Why do we use cell phone now?
Just gossip and trivialities
Let's control that
Why do we need so many cell phones and towers?
Let us reduce that
Let us pass a law as to who, why and for how long a cell phone can be used
Has this chap lost it? Is he mad?
Instead of the current high frequency cell phone technology
...let us invent a safer technology
Until then let us shut down 90% of the cell phone towers in India
Good idea!
'Save bird, save earth'
'Save bird Save earth'
'Don't kill, don't kill'
'Don't kill birds'
'Save birds save birds'
'Save birds Save earth'
'Don't kill, don't kill'
'Don't kill birds'
'Stop...stop'
'Radiation Pollution'
'Save birds save birds'
'Radiation Pollution'
Are they all jobless?
When the sun rises...
...they swing placards defending dogs, cats, crows and sparrows
Why don't you chase them away?
'Refusing to leave, sir They insist on meeting you'
Tell me
What's your problem?
What is the frequency rate permitted by TRAI?
What is the frequency rate in your towers at present?
Birds flying in the sky are being destroyed in their fetus stage by you
Hello mister, listen
We strictly follow the rules of Telecom Regulatory Authority of India
Already subscribers complain
'No signal in the bathroom or basement Skype doesn't work in the lift'
Do you know in these 3 months 2000 customers have...
...switched to other networks?
Don't lie
In your disgusting competition just to retain your subscribers
...you are increasing the frequency rate to suit your needs as you wish
Now it is well over the danger limit
Because of the heavy radiation the entire species of birds
...the bird kingdom is dying without a trace
You aren't one bit bothered
You are exaggerating
Birds becoming extinct due to cell phone radiation
...has no scientific proof or backing
You know that?
If that is so come with me
Stand under your cell phone tower for just 24 hours
I will prove it!
You get out
You asked for scientific proof, right?
I'll provide it
Get out, man
Write to the Press & Media
Hold placards and protest in the hot sun
I don't care
Out
Get out!
Nonsense!
Hey!
Hey.. Stop
What you people are doing?
Stop everything
There are houses nearby Many birds flock around
- Stop everything - Hey, old man
Are we building a Atomic Centre here? It's only a cell phone tower
Hereafter you'll get good signal on your phone, move aside
- What is it, sir? - Ramasamy
I repeatedly told you about birds dying
You were also worried
- But now...? - What can I do, sir?
Agriculture is no longer profitable
Insects kill all my yield
I became a pauper buying insecticides
Primary reason for that is the increased death rate of birds
Only birds eat insects
If birds die...
...insects will increase beyond control
Whatever the reason, I don't have the strength to be a farmer
This is the only income I can get from this land
Why should you sell your land to a man who kills birds?
People are dying of starvation here
And you're bothered about birds dying!
Don't pester me Attend to your work
Move aside
'Ladies and gentlemen'
'Stop using cell phone'
Every cell phone used is encased with the blood of thousands of birds
Each cell phone is a sparrow's coffin!
Save birds
- Come here - Yes, sir
Who is this man? Disturbing all our customers
- Chase him away - Okay, sir
Don't use cell phones
Here...read this
I have given many petitions in many levels many times
'No one has taken any action'
Oh!
Is this why we don't see any sparrows at all?
They used to flock around my house when I was a small kid
It was a feast for sore eyes
I've played with those birds
When I grew up, I have even fried and feasted on them
A real treat for the taste buds
- Crispy, like quail fry - Super, sir
And that concoction made with it
What an aphrodisiac!
It isn't available nowadays
What is this?
I'm talking of ensuring birds live and you're relishing killing them
What else do you want me to do?
Shall we start a Sparrow Welfare Board?
You can be elected as the chairman
First take strict action against networks which exceed their allotted frequency
Cancel their license
Then?
Permit only 2 networks following regulations of TRAI
What are you saying?
We boast of a population of 1.25 billion
Shouldn't we reach all of them?
Shouldn't every area receive signal?
Cell phone is the foundation for everything
The world will come to a standstill if mobiles don't work for an hour
How much time is saved because of this gadget?
Business has developed Industries have prospered
Because he's hungry will anyone cut his own hand and eat it?
Same holds good for the progress we attain by killing birds
If a 30 gm sparrow can't live depending on us
…then how can we boast of this technology and progress?
America is a bigger nation than India
It has only 4-5 networks
China is the most populated country in the world
Only 3 networks are used
But here?
More than 10
You accept bribes from everyone
And allow networks to flourish flouting all the rules
You're letting your tongue run, eh?
You seem educated
I was lenient because you’re a big shot You're analysing politics, huh?
Okay, let me counteract
We work based only on rules and regulations
Only by adhering to international rules cell phone service is allotted
File a case in court if you have any doubts
Clear out now
Don't get angry Please listen to me
I was patient for so long, eh? Go...go to court
You'll get a verdict after 45 years
Prime minister says I must meet the common man
'And I get caught with such crackpots'
Court officials are coming to check radiation frequency
Make sure it is well within the limit
'From multiples tests conducted it has been found...'
'...only adequate radiation has been channelized into cell phones'
'It has not been proved scientifically that birds are affected by cell phones'
'Therefore Pakshi Rajan's case has been adjourned'
Pakshi Rajan, whatever you say is just and right
But killing humans is wrong
They killed countless flocks of birds Isn't that a crime?
You'll label human life differently
In what way are birds' lives inferior?
Why do you kill innocent people for the fault of a handful of men?
Who is 'innocent'?
Every individual who owns a cell phone is a murderer
How I yelled my throat hoarse
How many streets I would've walked begging
How many feet I fell pleading not to use cell phones
Did even a single soul pay heed to my pleas?
They read about this in newspapers
Watch the News on TV
And then...
...exclaim 'oh'!
Do sparrows die only due to radiation from cell phones?
'How sad!'
'Poor things, no?'
Just for 5 minutes make clucking sounds
Share that article and video clipping in WhatsApp and Facebook
Thinking their duty is over and it was their good deed for the day
They go back to their cell phones, blockheads!
I won't let this go
I won't spare even a single person who owns a cell phone
Hereafter
Cell phone is everyone's Yama!
Just watch, people should panic and run for their lives as soon as they see it
Pakshi, you've reached your stop
Get into the bus
Chitti!
Oh my God!
- Thanks - Welcome
Hey! What is this?
You've fixed your MPU in me
Oh! By mistake
I was wondering why my core memory was corrupt
Punch dialogues Comedy Nights with Kapil
'Kumkum Bhagya' episodes Karela Kofta!
I was wondering how all these things came into my MPU
Come, lie down I'll fix it
No need
Let it be
Aura
Every human, beast, inanimate object
Even every place has an aura
This aura invisible to the eye pertains not only to spirituality but science too
With the help of a Kirlian camera we can take photos of an aura
Ordinary people have an aura 3 to 4 feet thick
Some sages have an aura spreading over 50 feet
Russian scientist Dr Frank Baranowski has proved this
Pakshi Rajan's aura is enormous
It isn't the aura of an individual man alone
Aura of 1000s of birds which were destroyed
A giant ball of negative energy
With a mind
A very angry mind
This maybe a form of 5th force
It has controlled all the cell phones
It would've destroyed our city given a chance
We succeeded only because of Chitti's reappearance
Thank you, Chitti
I thank all of you who have been a source of support
In our ancient classics
...we have heard many stories of God descending on earth to destroy demons
Lord Shiva Himself came as a robot to save us from a fate worse than death
When a warrior fights his shadow battles along with him
When the warrior pierces and kills the enemy, the shadow will follow suit
Will we praise and garland the shadow?
He is real
I am his shadow
All glory and praise to that God who created me
Thank you
At this juncture I must thank and mention a specific name
At the right moment parting with the heart
I mean, giving the MPU
...if I had not been activated
I couldn't have destroyed the evil force
The name is...
Nila
At this wonderful moment a piece of good news for you
Chitti who has been created by Dr Vaseegaran
...has been approved by our Govt
An order has been passed this morning
...to create 500 Chitti robots for our Indian army
Thank you
Hi, scientist
May I come in?
Irresponsible people
Trash your cell phones
This is your last chance
Otherwise...
...death is certain!
I wasn't talking to any girl, but my boss
Didn't you hear what I said?
I always wear Victoria Secret, you know
Including the latest one-
- Nila, is photon synthesizer set? - Yes
'Hey! all clubs closes at midnight'
'Let's go next week'
'Hey! Stop...stop'
Doctor, what are you doing?
Why are you behaving like this?
Welcome, my dear 'nuts & bolt toy'
But I'm not your doctor!
Nila, turn on the neutralizer
No...!
Nila, stop it!
You can't do anything to me, Chitti
I have a body now
Dr Vaseegaran's body!
If you destroy me...
...it is the same as you killing your God!
Now go...
...turn it on ?
Show off your technology
Turn it on
Switch it on, damn you!
Chitti...!
Don't hesitate Turn it on
Destroy me
He'll be destroyed along with me
No, doctor
I can't do that
Chitti, thinking you are saving me don't exterminate the entire human race
Kill me
Destroy him
- Kill me - Sorry, doctor
Human emotion fed by you in MPU is stopping me
You fool! This is my order, kill me
No, hold fire
If you shoot, only Vaseegaran will die unnecessarily
Can't kill Pakshi Rajan
Chitti, why are you stopping them?
- Let them shoot me - No
Chitti
Oh! My Chitti
Nila, turn on the neutralizer
'Come on, quick!'
Nila, NO!
'Don't do that'
Shut up! This is my order
Switch it on
Oh!
What you've done is really stupid, Chitti
Your call is disconnected!
Chitti...?
What a pity!
Chitti...Chitti
Chit-
Chitti
Nila, go right now and-
Unique feeling of real joy to die and get reactivated!
Pakshi
Unlike your name you can't fly any longer!
Hey, Nila...!
Why are you standing right there?
Nila the Lucky Woman, eh?
Come...come...come
Come on, baby
Wow...!
Only 2 tasks of Vaseegaran in his research are worthy of praise
One is me
The other is you!
What are you looking at?
Come on
Give a beautiful kiss to your great king, baby
Stop the play, Chitti
We must 1st destroy Pakshi
Because he is even more powerful than you
He's committing atrocities multi-fold
He was able to shred even you into million parts
Now...
...he's the world #1
Not you
Hey, this number 1 and number 2 are all child's play
I am the only one
Super one!
No comparison, understand?
I understand, Chitti
We must make him understand
You bet I will
The king of birds
The battle is on!
Left
Right
Head
'Kamoshka'
Activate command mode
Command mode activated!
What is this?
It's me
Mini me!
So cute
'What a game!'
'And now it's Half time at the IFL finals'
[indistinct chatter]
'We'll handle that later Attend to your call'
Dear subscribers
You are going to be not reachable from now
'Because...'
...all of you will die now
'By no means an ordinary death'
'Radiation death!'
You will all die in groups like the sparrows collapsed
'Don't you get it?'
I'll combine the radiation from the cell phones all of you use
I'll use it on all of you
Want to see a demo?
Hey, you...!
Ex...excuse me
Why don't you select someone else?
Why?
I'm on your side
How...?
I was the one who released you
At least for that reason let me go please
So what?
You are a subscriber too, man
You will meet your end in this way, a fate worse than ordinary death
In just 5 seconds, 70,000 people were killed in Hiroshima
Till date that was the world record
Today...80,000 men and women
A new record!
You are going to be part of a historic moment
Dear subscribers!
Dear subscribers
Don't panic
You are not the ones who are about to die
A small bird
What are you looking at Pakshi?
I am Chitti
Reloaded
Version 2.0!
Doctor, is that you?
Did I shoot you?
Did I try to kill you?
My God! I was about to commit a grave sin
Doctor, please don't harm me
You are my creator
Don't rip me apart with your own hands
Forgive me and let me go
Please
Fat hopes!
Vasi...!
Come, you selfie bots!
I will set your screens on fire
Zero balance!
Shoot that sparrow
Hey bird man!
Iron man!
I'm just a driver Let me go
Pakshi!
You had better scatter and scoot from here
Otherwise I'll pluck every single feather out
You moron of a machine!
Why are you fighting for these ungrateful men?
When you've served their purpose they will rip your nuts apart!
Hey! What's happening?
Yayayay...angry bird!
Why are you staring?
I am Kutti!
The microbot
Version 3.O
If you disturb my boss your dove will be
"I am Isaac Asimov’s grandson, buddy"
"I am a warrior, size of a turkey berry"
"O bird of prey You’re a goner, I say"
"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"
It is said a bird can look in 6 different directions
Pakshi, won't you see?
Microbots
No...no
Hey! Don't do this
Maintain that same panic
"Birdie got caught-o?"
Bow bow
"Feathers fell apart-o?"
"3.O"
"Swarmed all over you?"
Pakshi, if you breach this stadium with your radiation
...1st victims will be only your birdies!
Microbots, go
"3.O"
"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"
"I am an automated masterpiece I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"
"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski Ready to send you to the cemetery"
"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady I'm into your nostril, deal with me"
A lion can't touch a mosquito, big birdie!
But if mosquitoes set their minds they can chase the lion to its doom
Cuckoo!
Good job, 3.O
Thank you, commander
- Microbots positioned? - All set
Pakshi
Have a blast!
Should these doves also explode?
Hey beep Follow me
Come on, bots
"O eagle, you're a goner, I say"
"It's 'Conquest of good over evil' today"
"Bird of prey It's a jolly day"
"You are a guest in hell any which way"
"People’s favorite 'Podimas' minuute"
"If I burst, it will be a wrecker like a boom-boom cracker"
Hey! Who are you? What are you doing here?
This is restricted area
Get out!
You are the reason we are alive once again today
What an enormous risk you've taken and saved all of us!
Technology saved us
But we are the ones misusing technology
We should eliminate diseases with the help of technology
Eradicate poverty
Promote education
If we use it for personal comforts and fuelling our greed, it's doomsday for sure
Will...will that Pakshi Rajan reappear?
He is dead and gone
But if we continue this way another 'evil force' will erupt
Even if Pakshi Rajan's actions were wrong
...there was truth in his words
If human beings should live on earth birds should also co exist
Control radiation
Reduce networks
Pass a rule, no technology should affect any living thing, human, bird or beast
This earth doesn't belong only to us
Everyone should realize it belongs to all the living creatures here
You are right
Ensure birds are not destroyed
At least provide water for birds to drink during our scorching summers
That’s enough to refresh and revitalize your minds
All this will happen, Vaseegaran
I'll bring this to the notice of our Parliament
I'll make sure this happens
Thank you, Vaseegaran
Thanks, Nila
Why are you thanking your shadow?
Oh God!
We have to remove that red chip from Chitti
Don't worry, boss
To be on the safe side I activated it after doing an auto-eject program
Smaaart!
Good to see you alright, doctor
Me too, Chitti
Doctor, all the robots and I have to report in the headquarters at Delhi today
Can I leave, doctor?
Take Nila with you
Doctor, how can I leave you like this and-
I can take care of myself
'Respect for love?!'
GO...!
Thanks, doctor
"My love, my life, my battery Don't go away from me"
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"O' damsel from the world of machinery You shower love through numbers binary"
"You lean on my engine-body and please me in rhapsody"
"Hey! My exquisite electric wifey!"
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"Metal maiden from the world of machinery You embrace me with numbers binary"
"You throttle my engine to flirt with me"
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“You’re the data miracle spreading through my cable”
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“My gripper, my gears, my battery Don’t ever leave me”
“O' angel from the world of machinery You shower love through numbers binary”
"You lean on my engine-body and tease me in rhapsody"
“Hey! My ravishing robot-wifey!”
“Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?”
"I'll make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?”
“Shall I feed you with data brand new?”
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“My wires, my world, my battery Don’t ever leave me”
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Helloooo, Sana sweetie
'So much has happened Why didn't anyone tell me?'
- 'Not even 1 phone call, text or e-mail' - Sana, listen to me
'I am almost dying in fear Where did that wretched Nila disappear?'
Can't this phone fly away now?!
Hey senior! Why are you so dazed?
Were you scared?
Just for laughs!
Hey! Who are you?
I am Kutti
Compressed version
3.O...!
Your grandson
Muah!
"O eagle, you're a goner I say"
"It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"
"Bird of prey It's a jolly day"
"You are a guest in hell any which way"
"People’s favorite 'Podimas' minuute"
"If I burst, it will be a wrecker like a boom-boom cracker"
"Boss, I am a microbot"
"If you get caught dude, you're kaput!"
"3.O"
"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"
"I am an automated masterpiece I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"
"I am a cannon 6" tall You're a radish, that's all"
"I am an automated robot I conned you without a doubt"
"I am the evil mosquito Ranguski Ready to send you to the cemetery"
"Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady I'm into your nostril, deal with me"