Where did I put it?
I can't remember...
Where did it go?
Everything is haywire in this house.
Where is it?
Nithya!
Nithya?
Nithya!
Karan? Can you please keep it low?
You don't live here alone!
That is not by choice.
What do you want?
I am late for the war! I can't find my weapon!
For the last time Karan, stop calling this your weapon!
And please be a little responsible.
It's been a week since we moved in here.
These boxes aren't going to open themselves.
I will do it, Nithya. I will. After I have lunch.
Why don't you go take some deep breaths?
They pack it like they're sending us RDX.
And what do we get? This.
What is this?
Couldn't they have used our latest photos?
We look horrible.
I don't know about you, I look really cute here.
Sure...
Man, another vase!
Do people think we hoard flowers?
Oh! Natasha.
Wow, your friend...
your dear friend Natasha donated 5,000 rupees to charity for us.
-Wow. -So sweet.
Natasha is always so thoughtful.
Right? I guess she doesn't know
that charity begins at home.
She might not know that.
Can't you just shut up and open the gifts?
You don't need to comment on everything.
What is this?
-Who sent this dumbell? -Oh!
My friends...
My friends sent this.
They knew that I wanted a dumbell, since I don't have one.
I will bet they also sent protein powder, check that gift.
It's lingerie. Girls wear it under their clothes.
Oh hello? I know. I was a stud in college.
It's a gift from my sleazy friends.
They thought we were a normal couple.
We could have been, if you were normal.
Why is everything my fault?
Do you really want to discuss this right now?
Yes, definitely. It's such a romantic atmosphere.
We are opening gifts. These roses...
I am telling you, this is an arranged marriage.
-Is there someone there? -I think so.
The girl's name is first. It's a love marriage.
How does that matter? It's an arranged marriage.
-It's a love marriage. -It's an arranged marriage!
Karan Nair?
No, Karan Malhotra.
This is Nithya Nair.
I told you, it's a love marriage.
-The girl owns the house... -It must have been their dowry!
Why don't you ask him? He will tell you.
Actually, we have a bet.
-Ask him. -Please tell me.
Is it a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
We... I am sorry. We don't know who you are.
That's our fault. We are your neighbours.
Mr. and Mrs. Sharma.
It looks like you guys are new here.
And you have a brand new marriage too, right?
-Yes. -Congratulations on your wedding!
Actually, because we are neigbours we have a common wall.
-I see. -I am a very light sleeper.
What?
I mean, keep it down at night. Since you're newlyweds...
I am a very light sleeper.
It's also possible that you start hearing us!
Uncle is very funny.
It will be a lot of fun to sit and chat with you guys.
Yeah sure, aunty. It's very boring here anyway.
It's not like I am going to entertain you with hugs and kisses!
I hope not, uncle.
Right, listen. They are going to clean the society water tank
at 3 pm today.
So, you won't get any water till tomorrow morning.
There is a colony watchman, Dharma.
He goes to every house to inform everyone.
But we thought we should do it ourselves.
We can also introduce ourselves that way.
Yes, of course. Thank God it's Sunday tomorrow.
Otherwise, we couldn't have gone to work.
Besides, who bathes on Sunday?
Child, I prefer my tea black.
Uncle likes normal tea, but go easy on the sugar.
He has diabetes.
Why does she call her husband, "Uncle"?
That is what you become after you get married.
From now on I am going to call you "uncle".
Um, actually...
I drink coffee. I don't drink tea. But Karan makes amazing tea.
No matter who makes it, we just want to enjoy some tea!
Give me two minutes.
Oh my, my, my.
What a rocking...
rocking chair.
This is some solid wood.
It looks like it is from the South, right?
South... has five states.
Which one do you mean?
I brought it from Kerala. From my house.
Uncle has a lot of knowledge about interiors.
Just by knocking on a piece of wood twice,
I can figure out whether it is wood, or ply,
or if it's just a worthless board.
How much did you pay to get your home painted?
Probably 1 lakh...
What? 1 lakh?
You paid 1 lakh to paint this?
-They paid 1 lakh to... -You will increase your BP.
-Lower your voice. -Stop counting all my illnesses.
I have high sugar and high BP...
Why do you need to say this in front of company?
-Oh my! -Mind your own business...
She just keeps... No, no, I am alright.
This is such a good painting!
Thank you. I made it.
Really?
Our grandson Vidyasagar is also a really good painter.
He just came back from his drawing class.
He hasn't come back yet.
What do you mean?
I forgot to bring him home.
Forgot? Forgot your grandson?
-Excuse me. -There are no excuses!
I am so tired of this. He forgets everything!
I forgot this. I forgot that.
There are no excuses.
Oh! Hi cutie!
Who is he?
Mr. and Mrs. Sharma's grandson. Daryasagar.
-Vidyasagar. -Vidyasagar.
Yes, I know.
They have gone for a wedding
so he will be staying with us for today.
They have ruined my Saturday.
What have you done?
What is this?
Look what you did.
Okay, okay, don't cry.
Listen, keep this here.
Okay? And...
do you want to play on his Playstation with him?
Do you know how to play?
-Okay? -Yes.
And make some cold coffee for me.
Okay, I will makes some cold coffee. Take him with you.
Do you want to eat biscuits?
How about some Chicken Tikka?
I am the king of racing games, kid.
They call me the Schumacher of Subhash Nagar.
I don't want this, I want that one.
The remote doesn't matter,
the player does.
What's wrong kid?
This controller is bad.
My controller...
-He broke my controller! -It's okay, it's okay.
Daryaganj!
What is that? It's Vidyasagar!
Just calm down.
He is probably acting out because of the pressure to live up to his name.
Just chill, okay?
We can fix it.
Go change your clothes.
Vidyasagar? Listen. Forget that car.
Yes, very good. Do you know how to paint?
-Yes. -Do you want to paint?
-Yes. -I will go make dinner,
you can sit here and paint. Okay?
-Yes, go ahead. -Okay.
Vidya S...
No, no, no. Please don't paint on the wall.
Look! I brought sandwiches for you.
I don't want to eat, I am painting.
-It's so yummy, I worked so hard... -Amazing sandwich with cheese!
What is wrong with this boy?
I can fix this, it's fine.
I saw an ad about this. All it needs is one coat of paint.
I saw something...
Hey Devi Prasad! Come here. Let's play Hide and Seek.
Go hide and I will count till ten, okay? Now go.
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six...
-He is gone. -He is?
I am sorry.
It's not your fault.
That's just the way kids are.
Our kids will be different.
What?
You said, "our kids".
No... I meant my kids.
I mean... you get it?
The one with my next wife? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-I meant ours... -Okay, okay, fine whatever.
-Let's handle this kid, first. -Yeah.
By next marriage I meant..
How do the Sharmas live with him?
The same way I live with you.
Do you have to have a comeback for everything?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Do you dislike children?
After today, I am not sure.
I am afraid of even imagining it.
What are you afraid of?
I am...
afraid of heights.
Is that why you insisted on living on the ground floor?
The eighth floor was available.
He is sleeping so peacefully.
At least he doesn't snore like you do.