[♪ Naomi Banks: "Waiting for You"]
[laughs] Where's your boo?
He is getting me more drinks.
Uh, it seems like you have already had a couple.
Are you okay?
- I'm great. - [sighs]
Here you go, angel.
- Ooh. - Mmm.
- Thanks, spunky. - Mmm.
♪ And, baby, when you're gone...
Oh, shoot. Give me a sec.
The egg's finally here.
I need to round up the other sperm so we can take a picture.
Okay, but make sure you come back.
- I'll come back. - Okay.
♪ For you...
Wow. It seems like
you're aggressively fine with this breakup.
I don't even know what breakup you're talking about.
Mm-hmm.
♪ For you...
I told you, he's not coming.
I know.
[chuckles] You know you can talk to me about it, right?
For the record, I thought you guys were great together.
Look, just because I was friends with him first
doesn't mean that I don't want to be there for you, okay?
Okay.
I just don't want to put you in that position.
Besides, I'm not thinking about him
or-or what he's doing tonight
or who he's with or how he's feeling.
How is he feeling, by the way?
He's a mess. Just like you.
Except you actually get all dressed up
and make out with guys you just met,
and he's been sitting in the same gray sweatpants
for the past two weeks.
Damn, he looked good in those.
Oh, no. I miss him.
You know, he's the first person
I've ever truly been in love with.
But it's not enough.
No, I can't build my life with someone
that is so glass half-empty.
Ooh, I hear that. Andres isn't perfect.
[girl] Go, Andres!
- Come on, Andres! - [laughter]
- [Andres] Oh, oh, hey! - [Annie] But...
[laughs] ...he makes me laugh.
[chuckles]
♪ I'm not myself ♪
♪ When I'm not with you, baby, standing...
Oh, shit. [chuckles]
What?
Speak of the devil.
[Annie laughs]
Hey! The gang's all back together.
♪ Don't forget me, baby...
What are you doing here? These are my friends.
Yeah, well, they're my friends, too, now, so...
- So? - So...
now that we've broken up,
we're gonna have to find a way to share them. Mwah.
- What, like, custody? - Whoa, uh,
as a child of divorce, I find this triggering.
You know what? I'm sorry, Dre.
You see what you're doing to my boy here?
- He's in shambles. - Me?
You're the one who just showed up
after saying you weren't coming.
Who told you that?
- My good friend Annie. - Ooh.
Well, I didn't know me saying I wasn't coming
meant that you were automatically invited.
Of course that's what it means.
And since when do you go to parties?
You hate people.
Yeah, 'cause people are the worst.
I just walked past two asshats dressed as sperm.
There he is. Hmm? Hmm?
Mr. Looks Down on Everybody to Shield Himself from Connection.
Wow, there she is.
Reads Half an Article on Goop
and All of a Sudden You're a Therapist?
First of all, I heard it on the Goop podcast,
and second, it's 100% true.
There are two ways of living your life,
one as if nothing's a miracle, the other as if everything is.
I want to live my life like it's a miracle.
[laughs]
What are you, Mary Poppins?
That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Well, Einstein said it.
Who's stupid now? Huh?
♪ Don't wake me up...
Know what?
This...
♪ Whatever it takes...
...this was a mistake.
Good. Leave.
Adiós.
[Andres] Text me when you get home, dawg.
♪ We elevate ♪
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
♪ Whatever it takes...
I'm so sorry we ruined your party.
No. Girl, don't even. [exhales]
In a few hours, Andres is gonna think it's a good idea
to shave his beard into a mustache.
That is gonna ruin the party.
Until then...
[exhales] ...drink this.
- Salud. - Salud.
♪ We're in free fall ♪
[exhales] Another one.
♪ Oh, we are, we are, oh, we are, we are ♪
♪ Light it up, light it up ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Oh, we are, we are, oh, we are, we are ♪
♪ Light it up, we're in free fall ♪
♪ We're in free fall, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ See a million flashing lights ♪♪
Damn.
Uh-oh.
- [sniffles] - [laughs]
Time to get up, angel.
[grunts] Nice mustache.
Uh, oh, I lost a bet with Annie, so I got to clean the apartment
and get her some Mickey D's.
You want something?
Mm-mm.
Thank you for letting me crash.
Anytime.
[grunts softly]
You okay?
Honestly?
No.
But I will be.
[♪ Joe Wilson: "When a Man Cries"]
- [both yawn] - Good luck.
♪ I remember, baby ♪
♪ When we first met ♪
♪ The way you loved me ♪
♪ Oh, how can I forget? ♪
♪ You treated me right ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ But I treated you wrong ♪
♪ Your friends would have to help you ♪
♪ When I left you crying at home ♪♪
[church bell ringing]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
It's been almost a year since my last confession.
Oh, forgive me for wearing this costume
in the house of the Lord.
Perdóname, diosito.
I'm gonna cut to the chase.
Padre, I'm alone, again.
I came here almost a year ago wanting to find someone.
I thought I found that person.
It turns out I was wrong.
So here I sit, a year of my life, down the drain.
I blame my parents.
They have a perfect marriage.
If they hadn't set such an immaculate example,
I wouldn't hold every relationship I have up to it.
I'm so tired.
Should I just apply to be a nun?
I mean, you hang out with ladies all day
and make cheese and sing songs.
That could be a good life.
Question: do nuns get health care?
Okay, um... [clears throat]
to boil it down to one question...
What do I do now?
I'm sorry about the nun thing.
I was being earnest, I wasn't making fun.
Padre, it was a bad joke. Get over it.
Padre?
Of course.
Can I help you?
Is there not someone always in there?
No, it's from 5:00 to 7:00.
You could put that on a sign.
[sighs]
Just kidding. [chuckles]
Sorry about the...
Uh...
Peace be with you, Father.
♪ ♪
[snoring]
[phone ringing, vibrating]
[sighs]
♪ ♪
Hey. Where's mine?
- That's rude. - [chuckles]
Babe, it's 9:00 a.m.
and you've already had three cups of coffee.
- Yes. - [scoffs]
Living in L.A. has turned you into a coffee fiend.
My heart actually did stop at one point this morning,
so I just drank more coffee.
But I have a very busy day ahead of me.
I mean, Chuey just sent me an email.
The Día de los Muertos event is completely sold out.
Yeah, it is! 'Cause my boo is da bomb.
Boo? Da bomb?
Hmm. Sometimes I remember that you're older than me.
[imitates cat yowling]
Sorry, babe, I'm just, I'm making my bisabuelo's al pastor,
and if I fuck it up, he will literally haunt me
because that is what this day is all about.
- [phone vibrates, chimes] - Aw.
My dad.
"Good luck today, mijo.
I know you'll knock it out of the cemetery.
Love you."
- Aw. - Sweet.
- You okay, babe? - Yeah.
You know, I'm just missing my family a lot today,
but it's okay.
I mean, we'll see them in two weeks for Thanksgiving, so...
Oh, you know what we should do?
We should get our tickets, actually.
So...
Uh, I was actually gonna talk to you about that.
My parents asked if they could come visit us for Thanksgiving.
Oh.
I-I told them I'd have to talk to you first,
but I really want you to finally meet them.
Yeah. Yeah, no.
I-I want to do that.
I want to do that. That sounds great.
- Really? - Yeah, I mean,
we spent the last few holidays with my family.
It's only fair that we spend some with yours.
Ah. [grunts]
You're the best.
- Oh, I know. - [exhales]
In fact...
you deserve this.
Ah, thank you.
And you deserve this.
Suddenly I feel less stressed.
Good. You enjoy your coffee.
- Okay. - Don't want it to get cold.
Mm.
[whispers] Don't move.
[laughs]
Wow. Okay.
Mmm.
Got to say, L.A. is really growing on me.
[moans]
- [♪ Soraya: "Que Bonito"] - ♪ Oye, la vida tiene mil colores ♪
♪ No solo tiene sin sabores ♪
♪ Hay días que amanecen tristes pero siempre habran mejores ♪
♪ No hay mal que el tiempo no devore ♪
♪ Aunque lo bueno se demore ♪
♪ Seguro llegara ese día porque asi es la vida ♪
♪ Hoy ya decidi ♪
♪ Que llorar no quiero ♪
♪ Voy a sonreir ♪
♪ Por lo que yo tengo ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Por lo que yo tengo ♪♪
There. Take a look.
- Let's see. - [laughs]
Wow, that's so cool.
I love it. Can you take a photo?
Sure thing.
[camera motor buzzes]
Thanks for such a great morning, you two,
but I really should head home.
I have to make some of my dad's favorite cheesy bread.
- Oh. - Is that for your ofrenda?
[gasps] Yes.
What's a... Wh-What's an ofrenda?
- Uh, it's... - It's an altar made to honor
those in your life who have passed.
Can I help you set it up?
That's sweet, but...
I did lots of reading about the multiple levels.
I could help you choose photos of your parents.
Charlie, um, I appreciate it,
but my ofrenda is something I like to do on my own. Okay?
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
It's fine. Um... just have to go.
Hey, it's okay. It's all right.
[phone vibrating]
- Hola, Mami. ¿Qué tal? - [Marta] Hola, mi amor.
I wanted to ask if you could take me
to the storage unit today.
I completely forgot my Día de los Muertos box.
Oh, don't worry about it. I bought new decorations.
The old ones were looking a little ratty.
Uh, uh, yeah, but what about the photos?
They're already up.
Yes, but, well, um, did you remember to
get a picture of, um...
the picture of Señor Salsa?
Huh? Señor Salsa?
Salcedo. Señor Salcedo.
We used to call him Señor Salsa because
he used to eat a bowl of it with a spoon.
Mami, I think we can live without a photo of Señor Salsa.
Fine. Pobrecito Señor Salcedo,
you'll just have to wait another year
to pass through the veil and enjoy a bowl of my salsa.
I'm sure he'll understand.
Fine. I will pick you up in 20 minutes.
Gracias.
She totally bought it.
Que bueno.
Bought what?
♪ ♪
- Oh. - Oh, shit, I am so sorry.
- Oh, my God, Michael! - Lily!
Small world.
Small city.
I'm surprised we haven't run into each other sooner.
- How are you? - Everything's good.
Where are you off to? [chuckles]
Oh, I was just doing makeup
for the Día de los Muertos gig
- at the cultural center. - Huh.
- What's new with you? - I... um...
- I got married. - Oh... wow.
So in the last ten months you found a person,
dated them, got engaged, now you're married.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, sorry. I don't know, maybe I should have
reached out to tell you.
- No, it's great. Congratulations. - Thank you.
Thank you, that... that means a lot.
So what's new with you?
Well, I am not married.
[nervous laugh]
In fact, I'm going through
a pretty rough breakup, so...
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
It's okay. Well, I'm okay.
I feel like I learned a lot.
Which is what matters.
Hmm.
That's a new color on you.
Oh, the neon pink? I thought it was a little iffy, too.
No, no, not the makeup. You.
You telling me what's really going on
instead of sugarcoating it.
You seem centered.
It's a good look on you.
Thank you.
Uh, sorry, I got to, I got to jet,
but it was lovely running into you, literally.
- [both chuckle] - Same.
- Take care. - Yeah, you, too.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hola, Mami.
Sorry I couldn't make it out here last week.
There was a lot going on.
You want a moment alone with her, mijo?
Um, no, you can stay.
Um, I don't... Is there rules or...
No, no, just if you wanted your privacy,
I wanted to be respectful.
Oh, um, you didn't care about my privacy
when she was here, so...
why start now? You know what I mean?
[both laugh]
She'd love this.
The little back and forth we do.
[both chuckle]
Yeah.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
[kids laughing]
[phone line trilling]
Twinsies! I was just about to call you.
You'll never guess who I ran into.
Pat Sajak.
In Portland?
Why would that be...
Lil, I don't know. You told me to guess,
so I guessed.
- That's the first person that came to my mind. - No.
Michael. I ran into Michael.
No shit! Is he still a fox?
He is. And he's married.
Oh. Ugh, well,
I mean, I wish I was there to day-drink with you.
That sounds like a lot to hear.
You know, you would've thunk.
But I'm actually really happy for him,
and felt no angst or regret or jealousy.
Oh, because his wife is ugly.
No. Because of growth.
I'm growing, like, as a person. Celebrate me!
Lil, I mean, that's-that's amazing.
Thank you.
This would have obliterated me a year ago.
But I'm totally fine.
I'm... I'm really happy for you, babe.
So what's up with you?
I just wanted to hear your voice.
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, of course. Every-Everything is great.
You know, the L.A. sun has given my skin this, like,
salted caramel kind of glow; it's really amazing.
Well, I miss you.
But Thanksgiving is not that far away. I can manage.
Yeah.
Yeah, yes. I can't wait to see you then.
Hmm. Hey, do you know what happened with my rainbow serape?
Sol is asking if they can borrow it tonight for their ofrenda.
I, um...
- I stole it. - Jorge,
I love that blanket.
Well, it's been missing for three years,
so you don't love it that much.
But it's at the old apartment if you want it.
And while you're there, you should grab Nick.
Bye!
[laughing] Bye.
How you holding up?
Not good.
You know, when your mother and I separated,
that was the darkest time in my life.
I've always wanted to ask:
what made you and Mom split?
You know, I wish I could point to one thing, but...
I was young and dumb, and I had to be right.
- Mm. - And your mom,
she was young and smarter than me.
But I had to be right.
We started spending more time mad at each other
than liking each other.
That first night away from you two,
I knew I was making the biggest mistake I ever made,
but I was too stubborn to admit I was wrong.
My machismo did a fucking number on me.
It took me 16 years of bullshit to realize
that I'd rather be wrong with her
than right without her.
So when did you realize you were being a dumbass?
Okay.
- You. Christmas. 2015. - Right.
You insisted that we celebrate together.
I made dinner that night,
and she asked me to stay.
And I never left.
You know, you, uh, come from a long line
of good-looking dumbasses.
[chuckles]
I was hoping you'd break the cycle.
Because I ain't never seen you
as happy as you were with Lily.
I hope it doesn't take you 16 years to figure it out.
[sharp knock on door]
Uh, have you gotten more buff?
Uh, actually, the proper grammar is "buffer."
And yes.
[chuckles]
Okay, uh, I came for my blanket.
Yes, Jorge did mention. Uh, it's on the couch.
- Come on. Come in, come in. - Okay.
So, uh... I haven't seen you in a while, Diaz.
Yeah, well, uh,
my phone had no service when I was in the relationship bubble.
But now that it's burst, I've got full bars.
Right, right, uh, sorry it didn't work out
between you and Santiago.
Oh, it's okay.
Um...
I hate that this is awkward between us.
- I know, right? Like, why, though? - Mm-hmm.
We were friends before,
and we can still be friends now.
The thing is, when I see you,
the first thing I think is...
I've seen that guy naked before.
Oh... I've seen you naked before.
And I'm all the better for it,
so, you know, let's not make this weird.
You know what, you're right. We're both mature...
- Attractive... - ...adults
who previously participated in a mutually consensual...
And very sexually satisfying...
...orgasm exchange program.
Multiple in your case.
Yeah. Thanks for that.
My pleasure. Well, your pleasure.
- Our pleasure. - Right.
So, friends?
Friends.
- Oh, come on. - Yeah.
[grunts]
- Split a Coke? - Yes! Yes.
Hey, uh, maybe I'll even start wearing shirts.
Hey, I never said I wanted that to stop.
[pouring soda]
- Cheers. - Cheers.
[♪ Fernando Rios Roman: "Los Metiches Sierreno"]
[indistinct chatter]
We ran out of al pastor.
Damn, already?
Thanks, Bisabuelo.
♪ Andan abriendo mucho el hocico ♪
♪ Quieren saber a qué me dedico ♪
♪ Si la curiosidad mato al gato ♪
♪ Sigue tu camino no seas insensato ♪♪
[phone chimes]
[laughs]
- Are you sure it's here, Mami? - Yes, I am.
What are you doing here?
Your dad said he needed something.
My mom said the same thing.
[Marta] Work out your problems. ¡Ahora!
- [Jorge Sr.] Let us out! - [Beatriz] Yeah,
or I won't help you with the Wi-Fi again.
[Luis] You two are being tontos.
You have a good thing, sort it out.
They locked it.
Great.
♪ ♪
Well...
...here we are again.
Still missing you.
Still wishing we didn't leave things the way we did.
This year in particular has been pretty great.
I fell in love with a doctor. Can you believe it?
He's an amazing partner and he has a very special kid.
Two things you thought I'd never have.
But I have it now.
I'm so happy.
And I wish so much you could see the person I've become
and the family I'm creating.
[phone chimes]
[sighs heavily]
We might as well talk.
We have talked for months.
But we haven't resolved anything.
I mean, is this who we are now?
Technically married but strangers in our own house?
[grunts]
I can't live like this, Jorge.
- You need to forgive me, or we... - Or what?
Huh?
'Cause I've tried to regain my footing in all of this,
and I am lost.
So, what, you're just never gonna forgive me again?
I don't know how.
All I know is, there's no going back.
I don't want to go back.
I want to build something new with you for our future.
But I need you to want to build that with me.
And if you don't want to do that,
you should tell me now.
[breathing irregularly]
Jorge?
- Oh, my God. Jorge! - [pained groans]
Oh, God. Oh, my God!
Mami, Papi, you need to let us out!
Something's wrong with Jorge. We need help!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- [phone vibrating] - A big, black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big, black bear bleed blood.
Hello, I'm Pepper Bice.
Hola, me llamo Pepper Bice.
Hello, I'm Pepper Bice.
Hola, yo me llamo Pepper Bice.
And this is the new food truck...
Oh, I'm so sorry. This is just my process.
- Oh. - I'll let you know when we're ready, Jorge.
Yeah, great. Cool. Sounds good.
- Hello, I'm Pepper Bice. - Hi. Hi. Yeah.
This better be good. I'm about to be on the news
and say something hilarious yet poignant, and go viral.
Yeah. Yes.
I-I'll be there as soon as I can. Bye. Bye.
- [speaks indistinctly] - [phone vibrating]
Oh, sorry. Just one second.
[exhales]
Is this the extremely handsome taco king of Los Angeles?
My dad just had a heart attack.
Oh, my God, Jorge.
- I'm so sorry. Is he okay? - I don't know.
I don't know. I'm-I'm going to the airport now.
I'm gonna get on the first flight that I can.
I'll-I'll meet you there.
No, no, no, there's no time. I'll just...
I'll call you as soon as I'm taking off, all right?
Okay. I love you...
- so much. - Yeah, I love you, too.
Chuey, Chuey, we got to go.
- Mami. - Mija.
Any news?
No. Everything is still the same.
How are you holding up?
I'm a wreck.
This is all my fault.
Mami, breathe.
This has nothing to do with you.
You don't understand.
We were having a fight, and I was yelling at him.
And he just keeled over.
One little argument doesn't cause a heart attack.
You don't understand.
It wasn't just one little argument.
We've been fighting for months.
We're both so angry all the time.
What?
I don't understand; you guys are, like,
the perfect couple.
Why wouldn't you talk to me?
Because we-we really do love each other.
And-and we wanted you and Jorge to feel safe and secure,
and know that you could have that love, too.
But love is messy, mija, and complicated
and amorphous and...
it's not enough.
You cannot take your eye off the ball.
A true partnership takes
sweat and commitment and drive.
But...
you guys make it look so easy.
And I'm-I'm sorry that we did that.
But I am far from perfect,
and so is your father.
But I love that man.
There is no one that I would rather walk this earth with.
[sobs]
[airplane passing overhead]
Thanks for driving.
Listen, cuz, don't worry.
I've had two heart attacks and a stroke.
You just got to ride that shit out.
It takes a lot more than that to take out a Diaz.
We a hearty people.
Give your papi a hug for me.
I will. Thanks, Chuey.
Jorge.
What are you doing here?
There's no way I was gonna let you go to Portland alone.
Your family is my family, Jorge Diaz.
Thanks.
All right, let's go. We've got a plane to catch.
- Hi. - Hey.
- It's good to see you, Mr. Delgado. - Good to see you.
- Thank you for coming. - Of course, of course.
Say, I, um...
So, how's he doing?
Um, he's stable but still unconscious.
I'm so glad you're all here.
We've just been waiting and praying.
Thank you. I, uh... I brought him something.
Figured he'd be hungry when he wakes up.
And he hates hospital food, so...
- [laughter] - He is such a food snob.
I don't know if I've told you kids this,
but at our wedding he snuck in his own food.
[laughter]
Here I am, eating Waldorf chicken,
and your father's eating freaking carnitas.
[laughing] ¿Cómo no?
I mean, the guy did single-handedly ruin
- my vegetarianism. - That is true.
You know he brings leftovers for the hospital staff?
No, that's-that's good, though.
[wry chuckle]
- [Pedro] Mrs. Diaz? - Yes?
-Your husband is awake. You can come see him now. - Oh.
Okay, thank you.
You scared me.
Well, at least it got us out of that storage unit.
[chuckles] Oh...
Mi amor, I am so sorry.
I'll do whatever you want, whatever you think it will take.
- I just don't want to lose you again. - No, no, no.
Beatriz, please stop.
You've apologized more than enough.
I'm an old fool.
But I'm an old fool who still loves you.
- [sniffling] - Hmm? Okay?
Sorry it took me beating on death's door to remember that.
[chuckles softly]
I let my pettiness get in the way...
when all I wanted to do...
was hold you.
And for us to be us again.
Of course I forgive you.
And I'm sorry, too.
Lo siento.
Lo siento, lo siento, lo siento.
I'm ready to build something new with you.
[laughs, sniffles]
Me, too.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Okay.
And now...
we need to talk about this.
Oh, shit.
I think those are Gladys's.
- Mentiroso. - [chuckles]
Yeah, I guess I have a couple of secrets, too.
Let's agree: no more secrets.
No more secrets.
[sniffles]
Hi, Dad.
- Jorgito! What are you doing here? - ¡Papi! Tu hermoso, Papi.
I'm fine, guys. I'm fine.
- I'll be okay. - You sure about that?
- You scared us, Dad. - Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna be fine.
- Jorgito? - Yeah?
You know I can't eat that shit here.
Please tell me you brought me some food.
I did. I brought you a tamale.
Okay? I knew it.
- 'Cause that'll kill me. - [laughter]
[Jorge] You're so dramatic.
- [laughing] - Only-only one. Only one, though.
[Jorge] Yeah, one. Listen, I had to get it on a plane.
♪ ♪
Hey.
He's all right.
There's just no more visitors today.
So I think you guys should go home.
Lil and I are gonna stay.
Okay. I can take you.
- Yeah? - Okay. - Yeah. Let's go.
I'm gonna get some fresh air.
- All right. - Okay.
- Bye-bye. - Bye. - See you guys later, okay?
Take care. Yeah, absolutely.
[Jorge sighs]
[Henry sighs]
I'm so glad your dad's okay.
Yeah. Me, too.
The hot goss is that my parents are having problems
and keeping it a secret, so...
Henry, I don't want to repeat their mistakes, so I...
I think that I should tell you something.
O-Okay.
Um...
I, um...
I haven't really been loving L.A.
In fact, I hate L.A.
Portland is my home.
My family's here, and I can't be away from them anymore,
and I don't know how you feel about that
- or what that means for us, but I want you... - Jorge, you are my home now.
If you need to be in Portland, then I need to be here, too.
It's us now.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, so...
then, to be clear,
you're willing to leave your job in L.A.
and move back here with me?
Like, now.
I mean, it's so sunny.
I keep telling people, "We should meet up for drinks,"
when I definitely do not mean it.
- Mm-hmm. - And yesterday I said
a $2 million house was "cheap."
- Like, I don't like who I'm becoming. - [chuckles]
I miss Portland, too.
And I've definitely missed your family.
Well, thank God. I mean, if I had to hear one more person
talk about how they're starting a podcast,
like, I was gonna drive off the 405.
- [laughs] - Really.
I love you.
And that's when I realized you two are my family,
and I want to share them with you.
Well, don't make me cry.
[laughs] I just love that you're a guy who cries.
Explain the tequila.
[sighs] Ah.
That's a part of an ancient ritual called...
My mom liked to drink it. Mm-hmm.
And the cheesy bread?
That's a funny story. See...
my dad liked to eat it.
Well, it smells so good, so...
My parents were real characters.
They did everything together. They even got sick
and passed away around the same time.
That's what drove me to become an oncologist.
And it's too bad, because I feel like with time
they would have come around to me.
Mostly, I think they were just afraid.
Concerned I would never have love in my life, let alone kids.
Now I kind of have both.
- Come on! - [laughs]
Oh, you two.
All right. I'll drink to that.
Okay. Can I have some?
- No. - No. - Okay.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Oh. I'll take this.
[Sol] Ooh. Strong.
♪ ♪
It's mine.
I mean, cheesy bread, tequila...
- Nuh-uh, no. - my two favorite people--
this is the best!
♪ ♪
[line ringing]
Hey, it's Santiago. Leave a message.
- [beep] - Hey, Santi, it's-it's Lil.
Um, sorry I was shitty to you last night.
That's not why I'm calling.
Um...
my dad had a heart attack.
He's fine. I just...
[crying] I don't know why I'm calling.
I guess... you're the person I want to talk to.
You're here.
Of course I'm here.
How did you know that I was...
Sol.
How's he doing?
Good. Stable.
He's gonna be okay.
That's good.
Yeah.
You know, your papi's a tough cookie.
[laughs softly]
I've missed you.
Which is what I should have said last night.
I miss how your hair smells
when you're laying on my chest while I'm reading.
Even though sometimes it gets in the way,
and I have to figure out which page I'm on.
I miss how, even though you have a terrible voice,
it doesn't stop you from singing.
Loud. Like, really loud.
I miss how you go out of your way to be nice
to people that I don't necessarily think deserve it.
But you, you always find a way to see the good in them.
Look, I don't know
if I can live my life as if everything is a miracle.
But I can live my life as though you are.
Because you are my miracle, Lily Diaz.
And I can't live without you.
Dang. That was a good apology.
[laughs]
[♪ Ed Townsend: "For Your Love"]
♪ For your love ♪
♪ Oh, I would do anything ♪
♪ I would do anything ♪
♪ For your love ♪
♪ For your kiss ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Oh, I would go ♪
♪ Anywhere ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ I would go anywhere ♪♪
[♪ "L-O-V-E"]
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
♪ "L" is for the way ♪
♪ You look at me ♪
♪ "O" is for ♪
♪ The only one I see ♪
♪ "V" is very, very ♪
♪ Extraordinary ♪
♪ "E" is even more ♪
♪ Than anyone that you adore ♪
♪ And love ♪
♪ Is all that I can give ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ Love ♪
♪ Is more than just a game ♪
♪ For two ♪
♪ Two in love ♪
♪ Can make it ♪
♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪
♪ Love was made for me and you ♪
[cheering, whooping]
[others] ♪ And you and you and you ♪
♪ And you and you ♪
♪ And you ♪♪
[whooping, clapping]
- [♪ David Tobin: "No Hay Otro Día Como La Navidad"] - ♪ No hay ningún otro día ♪
♪ Como la Navidad ♪
♪ Para todos los niños y niñas...
- Is that too much? - I have no idea.
[Marta] Okay.
I have chisme.
- Ooh. - Bring it, Mami.
After dinner, I was cleaning up,
and I found this on the floor.
[gasps]
Is that an engagement ring?
Which one of my grandbabies
do you think is getting engaged tonight?
Let's go look.
- [♪ Emily Estefan: "Noche Buena"] - ♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ ¿Quién viene para celebrar? ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Good night, good night, good night ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ We celebrate the night before ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ We might be late, we might be more ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ You know there's no room at the inn ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ Still we begin ♪
♪ We're gonna have a good, good time ♪
♪ Good time, good time ♪
♪ It's gonna be a good ♪
- ♪ Time tonight ♪ - ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
♪ The food's on the stove ♪
♪ And the world's coming over ♪
♪ And you'll never know ♪
♪ How late things will go ♪
♪ Good night, good night, good night ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ Honramos cada tradición ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
♪ Siempre pedimos bendición ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ Y el pesebre es un Edén ♪
♪ En Noche Buena ♪
- ♪ Aunque no estemos en Belén ♪ - ♪ We're gonna have a good ♪
♪ Good time, good time, good time ♪
♪ It's gonna be a good ♪
- ♪ Time tonight ♪ - ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
♪ The food's on the stove ♪
♪ And the world's coming over ♪
♪ And you'll never know ♪
♪ How late things will go ♪
♪ Good night, good night, good night ♪
♪ We're gonna have a good ♪
♪ Good time, good time, good time ♪
♪ It's gonna be a good ♪
- ♪ Time tonight ♪ - ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
♪ The food's on the stove ♪
♪ And the world's coming over ♪
♪ And you never know ♪
♪ How late things will go ♪
♪ Good night, good night, good night ♪
♪ No-No-No-No-No-Noche Buena ♪♪
[kids] GloNation! Yay!