[mellow music]
♪ ♪
[Camille] Chapter 18: Joy.
[singer] ♪ Thought we had it better than we did ♪
[Camille] Or, rather, finding it.
[singer] ♪ I couldn't see the problems from the inside ♪♪
[Camille] Sometimes we plan it,
and sometimes it comes from the most surprising places.
142 beats per minute, perfectly in range.
[laughs] She sounds amazing.
And what I've learned is,
we often look to a particular person, place, or thing
that makes us happy as a source of joy.
[Ian] Is she OK?
Oh, I'm pretty sure she just, yep, kicked the doppler off.
Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my gosh. She's feisty.
[Ian] Yeah, just like her mama.
[laughs]
She sounds and feels exactly how we like her to at 32 weeks.
Welcome to your eighth month of pregnancy.
- Oh, my God! - Yay!
[laughs] Eight months.
OK, so I'll see you in a couple of weeks
at your 34th week checkup.
All right. We're looking forward to it.
- Thank you, Dr. Lisbon. - Of course.
I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
- Take care. - Appreciate it, Doc.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so crazy.
It's like a couple of weeks ago,
it felt like we had all this time.
Now it feels like we don't have any.
I know. You're telling me.
I, uh, still gotta put the nursery together.
Oh, and we have to go tour the maternity ward
down at the hospital.
Right, and Lamaze on Saturday.
- Don't forget. - Mm, right.
Whew!
All right, so I'll see you on Saturday?
- Yeah. - All right.
Well, what are you about to do right now?
You wanna go Keith Lee that new breakfast spot on 125th?
We haven't had chicken and waffles for a while, so...
You know, I would love to.
I just, I really gotta get home to, um...
Yeah.
No, yeah, totally.
So I'll see you on Saturday?
- Yep. Yeah. - All right.
All right. Well, get home safe.
Yep. You, too.
OK.
[Camille] But what happens when that source of joy
is no longer available to us in the same way?
[phone blaring]
Oh.
[laughs]
See? Every time you kiss me like that, I end up staying.
And that's a bad thing?
It is if I want to remain gainfully employed.
I'm mad behind on my trend report.
I feel you.
I have a brand partnership meeting
that I need to make a presentation for
right after I do this.
[chuckles] Is this what you do to all the girls?
You smother them in kisses and then hold them hostage
in your bed night after night?
Mm. Absolutely not.
I'm usually so fucking annoyed at the 24-hour mark
that I just make up a work trip,
and that's how I kick them out.
Oh, well, just for the record,
just say the word and I'm out.
That's the thing.
I love you being here.
Wait, am I the annoying one that's not taking a hint?
[laughs] No, I'm nothing if not direct.
I like that I don't have to tiptoe around your feelings.
But to be very clear, I like you being here.
And to be 100% clear, I like being here.
Then so be here.
I can't stay. I have to do some work.
OK, fair.
How about this?
We do a work date at my office
so that we're sure that we get some fucking work done.
Mm-hmm.
And then we come back here,
and you can stay for a few days.
Mm. Define "a few days."
More than two, less than 30.
[laughter]
That range works for me.
Next thing you know, you'll be giving me a drawer.
I was thinking top left.
Top middle, and you've got a deal.
It's bigger.
Done.
[laughs]
5 and 6 and 7 and 8.
[upbeat show music]
♪ ♪
Yes, that's what the fuck I'm talking about.
We're getting close.
Almost looks like a real show, y'all.
Let's break for lunch.
Almost, almost looks like a real show.
Listen, I know it's hard when you realize
everyone's eyes are going to be on me,
but try not to upstage me.
I'm talking to you, Chandra.
Stay in your lane.
Bloop!
[laughter]
Ugh! I'm starving.
Shake Shack?
Ooh, that sounds so good, but I can't.
I'm meeting Mike for a cake tasting.
Ugh!
You have definitely turned into one of those
"my man, my man, my man" chicks.
Oh, yes, my man.
I'm so fucking jealous! [groans]
As you should be.
[Franjelica] Oh, Angie, Angie.
Can I holler at you for a second?
- Between us... - Mm-hmm.
...Jordan Crowley, the reporter,
is coming to watch rehearsal in the next couple of days.
If what she sees matches the hype,
she's gonna put us on her five hottest
new Broadway shows list.
The past five years, every show on that list
has gotten a Tony nom, so...
Sis, say less.
You know I got you.
And you know I'm gonna put a little extra sauce on it.
Good, 'cause I'm telling you, Ang,
if this show hits like I think it will,
this could be your breakout.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[message blips]
And I just landed another styling client.
[squeals] Can you believe it?
I'm not just gassing you when I tell you I dope you are.
Mm.
[chuckles]
[phone ringing]
Your publicist has been blowing up your phone all morning.
Are you sure you don't want to answer that?
She's trying to get me to do
this Black love shoot for Ebony.
That is so cool.
I think that shit sounds corny.
Oh, my God!
There is nothing corny about Black love.
Facts, facts.
So if it was your shoot, how would you show Black love?
I don't know.
I feel like Black love is just
so much more than romance to me.
Black love is family.
Probably do something sleek
and timeless, you know?
Like, mm, old vintage Hollywood glam.
Just amazing clothes.
Beautiful, gorgeous Black couple,
gorgeous children,
everyone loving on each other.
Oh.
[publicist] I love it.
Me, too. Come on, let's book it.
[publicist] Already done. Interview at 6:00.
- Photoshoot at 8:00. - All right.
I'll send you Quinn's info when we get off.
Seth Rankin, are you trying to ask me
to direct this photoshoot?
Nah, Ebony got that covered.
I'm asking you to be in it with me.
You know, showing how beautiful Black love is?
I mean, I don't know.
That's a little bit of a public thing.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
[♪ Stevedreez: "Stay Up"]
Then so am I.
You sure about that?
Come here.
[singer] ♪ Give you what you need ♪♪
So the red velvet is good,
but you can tell that Black people didn't make it.
You know what I mean?
Mm.
Hey, girl.
- You know what I mean? Yeah. - Mm.
So then it's on to the carrot cake.
Uh, no, carrots are in salads, and a salad is never a dessert.
Anyway, as I was saying,
the director seriously cannot get enough of me.
And to fully toot my own horn, toot, toot,
I absolutely killed "I Got Drugs in My Booty" today.
[gasps] Oh.
What?
If I'm honest?
Mm-hmm.
Uh, that.
The lemon cake? You're right.
I prejudged it because it looked nasty as hell.
But midkey, that's the best one.
No, I meant-- I meant the song.
"I Got Drugs in My Booty"?
It's a big swing.
You know, it could work, but if it doesn't?
It's funny.
And I'm sure that you're great in it.
- I'm sensational. - But--[awkward chuckle]
I mean, do you really think that an uptight theater critic
is going to praise you for singing about drugs in your ass?
If you've seen the movie, then you know what
you're getting yourself into.
Sure. Sure.
But I just thought that you wanted to be taken seriously.
I do.
OK, well, then maybe this ain't it, babe.
Look, I just...
I'd hate for you to do this and have you pigeonhole yourself
into always being the funny, raunchy sidekick,
when I know that you have so much more range.
So what are you saying?
You think I should quit?
Look, at the beginning of my career,
I knew I wanted to sell luxury real estate,
so I passed on a lot of listings that would have given me
you know, quick commissions because I knew
that they would have distracted me from my goal.
And that's why I'm now the realtor
who's profiled in The New York Times,
instead of some, I don't know,
random dude whose face you sit on at the bus stop.
I would love to sit on your face at a bus stop.
I would ride that bus every day...
Babe.
...to sit on that chocolate face.
Baby, baby, do you know what I mean?
I don't care if it's silly.
This is my first lead role.
I like being a working actress,
and I don't want to go backward.
And you won't.
And if it's money that's keeping you in this show,
then you might as well just stop today.
Right, you're about to be my wife.
You will never have to ask me for money.
Here.
It's yours.
[R&B music]
Baby darling, let me try that one.
♪ ♪
Thank you, sweetie.
You're welcome.
OK, Tye, before the others get here,
I need to ask you a question.
Do you think that Girls Trip: The Musical
is going to be embarrassing?
What?
Like, is this another Get Out situation
where you all hype me up, but you all know it's wack?
Now, we told you we are done lying to you about your work.
So that TV cop show was actually good?
Well, that was the last time
we will lie to you about your work.
But seriously, girl, the buzz around this
Girls Trip: The Musical is legit.
People really want to see this shit.
OK, like, I want the show to be funny,
but I don't want people to see me as a joke.
Angie, where is this coming from?
Just in my head, I guess.
Well, my advice to you is to stay out of your head
and off Tubi, girl.
[laughs]
- Quinn. - Hey.
[all] Cheers.
Mm.
I still can't believe I'm doing this shoot.
I mean, they're going to offer me glam,
and it is a five-page magazine spread.
A couple's photoshoot for somebody
that was supposed to be a situationship is crazy.
Ooh, Quinn, you so nasty.
I know exactly what it takes to fuck your way into a photoshoot
for a national publication.
I have done it.
Why is she like that?
Who were you fucking?
Oh, hey.
OK, bitch!
Oh, my God. Baby has been eating good.
I see ya.
Cammy, you are absolutely glowing.
No, I think it's just sweat.
I walked, like, a block, and I feel really gross.
You don't look it. Seriously.
Pregnancy looks good on you.
And trust us, that is not the truth for everyone.
Yeah, but I wish that translated into a date
or some male companionship.
Every dude I connect with ghosts me
as soon as he sees this belly.
It just means you're looking in the wrong places.
Pregnancy porn is always in the top five,
so I know there are hella dudes that don't mind
poking the top of that baby's head.
- Angie, why? - You check porn ratings?
Occasionally.
[scoffs]
But it's not even necessarily sex that I'm looking for.
It's just some male attention here and there. You know?
But I guess that's just way too much to ask
when you're eight months pregnant.
No, real talk.
It's lonely as fuck.
Oh, no, Cammy.
What can we do to help?
It just is what it is.
Even Ian wouldn't eat with me.
But you know what? Forget that I said it.
Because I just want to stop talking because
that's making me want to sweat, too.
So how is top drawer Eva?
Honestly, guys, it's perfect.
Ugh!
Some nights, we don't even have sex.
We just stay up talking to the wee hours of the morning.
I knew that Tye's nose was wide open
when Eva had her seriously looking up flights
to see her folks.
So have you decided when you're going to go yet?
Not yet.
But Eva's not pressuring me about it.
I mean, she's just so not annoying.
How fucking sexy is that?
That's very.
Really? I mean, is the bar that low?
Are most people annoying?
- Yes. - Yes. [laughs]
Y'all better not be talking about me.
And the silence speaks for itself.
How do you define Black love?
For a long time, I didn't know, really.
To be honest, I like doing my own thing.
But I'll admit, lately, I've been liking the idea
of a wife and starting a family more and more.
[journalist] What inspired that change?
[♪ ARDN: "Bullseye"]
Life is a natural evolution, right?
But honestly, when the right person
comes into your life...
[singer] ♪ You, I, ooh, possibilities ♪
[Seth] Everything you thought you didn't want
starts to make sense.
[singer] ♪ True, so what I gotta do to get you? ♪
You start to realize...
[singer] ♪ Fine, cool ♪♪
...the picture's never fully complete with just you in it,
Well, hello, wife.
Hello, husband.
You look fantastic.
And so do you.
[♪ Esty: "Fell In Love"]
[singer] ♪ Oh-oh-oh, la, la, la ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, oh-oh ♪
[camera shutter clicking]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
[laughs]
[singer] ♪ Only you know me like nobody ♪
♪ I think I love you and I'm sorry ♪
♪ Want to ride it like a Bugatti ♪
♪ Sway from side to side ♪
♪ You're always on my mind ♪
♪ Only you know me like nobody ♪
♪ I think I love you and I'm sorry ♪
♪ Want to ride it like a Bugatti ♪
♪ Touch me all over my body ♪
♪ Only you know me like nobody ♪
♪ I think I love you and I'm sorry ♪
♪ Want to ride it like a Bugatti ♪
♪ Touch me all over my body ♪♪
[line ringing]
[softly] Ian, where the fuck are you?
[Ian] Hey, leave it at the beep.
[sighs]
[vocalizes] Hi there, sweet angel.
Just so you know, the single mothers class is next door.
No judgment.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm actually here for this class.
Oh, this is a couples' class, and you aren't a couple.
So, again, no judgment.
Well, my partner is on the way.
Well, we begin in 10, so if he, she, or they--
again, judgment-free zone--
aren't here by then, you're going to have to
sign up for a different session.
Right.
[sighs]
Is that a "you need a break, so let's fuck around" sigh, or?
That's a "I'm stuck on the analysis
part of my trend report" sigh.
Not as hot, but let me see.
Oh.
You're in better shape than you think.
You just need to simplify it.
If you take away this and focus on the main points,
it'll be much easier to follow.
Yeah, you're right. Thanks.
No problem. [chuckles]
How's the P presentation coming?
Good.
I mean, Canva has some really great templates.
I would love for you to look at it.
I could use some fresh eyes.
Let's see it. You're right.
Design's great.
Mm.
You focus too much on Q.
That's not the business they're partnering with.
Well, I focus on the success of Q
so that they have confidence in P.
Trust, if they're taking the meeting,
they already know all about Q.
Your goal here is to position P as the popular new kid
on the block that they have to be in business
with before everybody else.
You do know that I have secured
brand partnerships before, right?
Yeah, which is why I'm surprised
you're taking the more basic approach,
instead of making a splash.
Basic?
Basic. [laughs]
You're being condescending as hell.
No, I'm being constructive.
You wanted fresh eyes. I'm just trying to help.
Yeah, OK, cool. Thanks for the help.
Sorry, was I supposed to just say, great job?
Well, that's a start.
OK, fake praise isn't going to get us better
and help us grow.
Constructive criticism is.
And not being able to handle it,
that's how you become stagnant in your career.
Oh, so now I'm stagnant.
I mean, you will be if you can't handle honest feedback
any better than this.
And this is just work.
What happens when it's something personal?
OK, honest feedback? I'm not feeling this.
You can go now.
Noted.
I'm out.
♪ ♪
Do you know how humiliating it is
to get kicked out of couples Lamaze class
because you're a single?
Ugh.
I can't say that I do, but, darling, that sounds awful.
- Yeah. - I am so sorry.
Did you ever hear from Ian?
Yeah, he sent me a spectacular message
on the way here.
"My bad.
Can't talk. Will call later."
Sorry, babe.
But you know what?
At least nothing terrible happened.
Finding out the father of my child
would bail on me without the decency of picking up
the phone is terrible.
Is this what women be talking about
when they say "my trifling baby daddy"?
[laughs] Girl.
I'll tell you this.
Ian might have been trifling today,
but I promise I don't think that's your future.
True deadbeats you can suss out right away,
but they are not your Ians or my Seths.
Your Seth?
What?
Wait, are you guys official?
Because, I mean, this place is so fly,
I was ready to make it official with him.
Just saying.
Still exclusively non-exclusive.
OK, OK.
And are you good with that?
Mm-hmm.
OK.
I was OK with our arrangement.
I mean, it was actually my idea.
[sighs] But I'm starting to fall for him a bit.
- A little bit. - What?
A lot a bit.
- When? - Last night.
We were doing that photoshoot I was telling you about.
We were playing the perfect couple,
and I just could not help but do the old Quinn thing,
you know, where I just imagine our future?
And I saw it.
We were married.
Two kids.
A dog.
Oh, my gosh.
Have you guys started talking about this stuff?
No. No.
God, no.
But mainly, because this was just supposed
to be a fun thing, you know?
But the more time that we spend together,
I just can't help but see him in my future.
[sighs] I don't know, Cam, I--
I feel like I've always just waited
for life to perfectly align.
And maybe I'm just done waiting?
But look at you. You know?
I mean, you did not expect or plan to be pregnant,
and here you are, just embracing
this new chapter of your life.
It's inspiring, really.
Yes, because you, too, can get pregnant
by your ex while he's in a relationship
with someone else.
[laughs] You know what I'm saying, Cam.
Sometimes life does not work out the way
that you would imagine it to.
But that still doesn't mean that you can't have
what you've always wanted.
I mean, I've always wanted a family.
[Seth] Family, huh?
Say less.
I mean, we could get started on that tonight, mami.
- [laughter] - Seth, this is Camille.
- Camille, Seth. - Hi, Seth.
- Nice to finally meet you. - Nice to meet you, finally.
- These are for you. - [Camille] Oh!
Quinn told me you would be here, so...
Thank you. I kind of needed these.
These are for you.
Thank you.
I guess I'll introduce myself since Seth is over here cakin'.
[laughter]
[Seth] My bad. This is my teammate.
- Cisco, right? - Yes.
Seth has said good things.
Quinn, so nice to finally meet you.
And you.
We hear your name in the locker room all day.
Is that a good thing?
Because in high school, it didn't used to be a good thing.
It's a great thing. Definitely.
Well, I guess I will go ahead and get out of y'all's hair.
[Seth] Whoa. Come on.
You should at least kick it with us for a little while.
Oh, no, I probably should get going.
Camille, I know we just met and all,
but you can't leave a brother here to be the third wheel.
- [laughter] - Come on.
No, I know, but I'm probably not the best company.
I mean, I can't even drink,
and, yeah, I'm just not in the best mood, so...
I mean, in that case, you got to stay.
No one as beautiful and radiant as you
shouldn't have a smile on her face.
You should stay.
- Stay, stay... - Oh, my gosh.
- ...stay, stay. - Stay, stay, stay!
I guess I'll stay.
- Yeah! - [laughter]
[Quinn] Good job.
[singer] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- Pick you up. - [laughter]
Oh, shit. I think that's her.
- That's Jordan? - Yeah, girl.
- [Angie] Oh, my God. - [Franjelica] OK, moving on.
Next is "I Got Drugs in My Booty!"
Uh,
I was feeling maybe we can do one of the ballads.
This is your big number.
Why wouldn't you want to do that?
I just thought maybe we could, you know,
change it up a little.
"Drugs" is one of the defining pieces in the show.
Now, if you're not up for it, just say the word.
Chandra's been dying to get a shot at this song.
No, I got it.
I got it. I got it.
- Good. - OK.
[Franjelica] Places, everyone.
[clears throat]
[whispering] I got drugs in my booty.
Drugs in my booty.
♪ That's right ♪
♪ I should get you miles high before the flight ♪
♪ Shove that dank up my badonkadonk ♪
♪ Got that good, good skunk in my trunk ♪
♪ I got drugs in my booty, yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ♪
♪ Say what ♪
♪ Rise where the sun don't shine ♪
♪ I got drugs in my booty, yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ♪
♪ Your mama's gotta ask for the grass ♪
♪ 'Cause it's been forever since we've been together ♪
♪ About to roll up into NOLA ♪
♪ With a whole lot of drugs in my booty ♪
♪ Yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ♪
♪ Now boarding to New Orleans ♪
♪ I got a J in my A1, want to like that shit ♪
♪ I don't play, TSA, they can't find that shit ♪
♪ A vajayjay vacay, work that pussy ♪
♪ Got the cushion for the pushing ♪
♪ Push that kush up my tushy, whoo! ♪
♪ No need for the warm champagne ♪
♪ Let me cook, let me cook ♪
♪ Movin' out, Mary J ♪
♪ I'm high on life ♪
♪ Girl, you got to get laid ♪
♪ Read my lips, three kicks three days ♪
♪ Drugs in her booty, yooty, yooty, yooty ♪
♪ Oh, so did I mention the drugs? ♪
♪ There are drugs in my booty ♪
♪ She's got drugs in her booty, yooty, yooty, yooty ♪
♪ 'Cause I got drugs! ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
[energetic music]
♪ She's got drugs in her booty ♪
♪ Hell, even throw a couple biddy in my fanny ♪
♪ She's got drugs in her booty ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Every white girl like that she good at ♪
♪ She's got drugs in her booty ♪
♪ Hey, shake my booty, loosen up, Judge Judy ♪
♪ She's got drugs ♪
♪ We stick together, we thick as ever ♪
♪ She's got booty booty full of drugs! ♪♪
Yeah.
Vroom.
[Cisco] Oh, uh, airplane.
Um...
Soul plane.
Make--make it rain. Make it rain.
[murmuring]
There's no way.
Um, oh, getting flewed out!
Yes! Oh!
- Yes! - No!
- [Quinn]How did y'all get that? - They over here cheating.
- That's how they got it. - Right?
[Camille] No.
Don't be mad because me and Camille are in sync.
All right, new game.
How about some Spades, huh?
Yes.
Oh, see, then I have to whoop y'all ass in that, too.
First of all, calm down.
Mm-kay.
Second of all, let me refresh my baby's glass.
Come here.
Thank you.
Cheaters.
And I'll make another cranberry spritz
for me and my partner.
Thank you. [laughs]
Girl, have you seen the way he looks at you?
OK, so I'm not just imagining that?
No, no.
OK, you just have to wrap your mind around the fact
that you have found an incredible man.
Yeah.
Bae, you said no Cheez Whiz, right?
Uh, girl, let me go in this kitchen
and help him with these snacks.
Yeah.
- "Snacks." - "Snacks."
[both cackle softly]
Go get yo' snacks, girl.
[phone buzzing]
Another one of these for you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Mm.
You know, no disrespect to your man,
but we got mad chemistry.
We killed in them games.
[laughs] Uh, none taken.
And I don't have a man.
Oh. That means I can take you out.
Um, have you not seen this whole situation
I got going on right here?
Yeah, I mean, it's not my first time dating a woman with kids.
So now we're dating?
I hope so.
[soft music]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[knocking]
I thought you might want this.
You could have mailed it.
Wait, wait.
I obviously need an excuse to see you.
You came. You saw. Good night.
I miss you.
Come on, let me in.
You got me standing out here like a Jehovah's Witness.
You putting me out the way you did was rude and hurtful.
OK, I overreacted. I'm sensitive about my work.
Bullshit!
I've watched you swallow harsher critiques
from arrogant, entitled white male investors
with much more grace.
Because I don't care about what they think,
but I care about what you think.
Why?
Because I want to impress you.
Why?
Because I've never met anyone like you!
Someone that I could go toe to toe with.
You make me want to be better.
- Why? - Because...
I love you.
And I want you to see me at my best.
I don't want you to think that I'm bad at my job
or bad at anything, for that matter.
Because then maybe you won't want to be with me.
Tye, it's easy to love the good parts of someone.
It's important to love the not-so-good parts of them, too,
like when the person you love
tells you they're not feeling this, and you can go.
I'm sorry.
Wait, did you just say...
Yes.
Does that mean...
Tye, I love you, too.
[soft music]
[Camille] When it comes to finding joy,
I learned that it begins with opening up enough
to allow it to seep in.
[laughs]
Tonight was a lot of fun.
Yeah, it was.
Y'all turned a really shitty day into a fun one.
But now it is late, so I should probably call it.
In that case, can I drop you off to wherever you're going?
We could talk a bit more about that date.
Yeah, I'm game. [laughs]
Allow me.
Oh, thank you.
- [laughs] - You're welcome.
Sorry, my feet are a little bit swollen.
Nothing a little foot rub can't fix.
[Camille] And when we do,
we can find joy in creating new connections.
[singer] ♪ All night, oh, yeah ♪
[Camille] We can find joy in our careers.
So, here's the thing.
I killed in rehearsal today.
I ate.
I snatched edges.
I stepped on necks.
And I know, I know you think it's a silly show
and it's beneath me or whatever,
but I actually love it.
I love that I get to sing, to dance, to entertain.
I love that in a world with so much falling to shit,
I get to sing about drugs in my booty!
I am literally humbled to be a part of this show.
And you know Leos ain't humble about shit.
And as much as I appreciate
and like to be got-- and Lord knows,
old Angie would have killed to hear those words--
new Angie doesn't want to rely on a man for my incidentals.
I don't want to have to ask you for money
to buy lottery tickets, grab drinks with my girls,
get my hair and my nails did, get more lottery tickets,
experiment with lashes,
buy an edible, DoorDash once or twice a day.
I did that with Quinn.
And where I am now, making money,
while doing something I love, is so much better.
So I'm not quitting.
Thank you for understanding.
Babe...
Mm-mm, no, this is a dramatic monologue.
No dialogue from you needed.
[softly] You just lay there while my words land on you.
[sultry music]
I won't be needing this.
Thank you.
♪ ♪
[door buzzing]
Ian, why are you buzzing my door all crazy like that?
Shit. Thank God you're OK.
If I'm blowing your phone up, please answer so I don't gotta
pull up here praying to God something bad
didn't happen to you.
What? Where were you at dressed like this?
I don't owe you an explanation.
But if you insist on being up in my business,
I was hanging out with Quinn and her pro-athlete boo,
drinking cranberry spritzers and being hit on by a fine man.
- Really? - Yeah.
And what kind of man hits on a pregnant lady?
OK, first of all, a lot of guys like pregnant ladies.
I mean, apparently, we're very big in porn.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Yo, Camille, you good?
Yo, you cannot be serious.
Who the--who the fuck is this?
Wait, so you can have fun, but I can't?
What's up, man? I'm Cisco.
Nice.
Right on, brother.
Um, all right, I think I'm going to go.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
You can stay, actually.
Ian was just about to go home.
What?
[door clicks]
Camille, you can't just be bringing
random niggas in the crib.
You're pregnant.
Well, you know where else I was pregnant today?
At Lamaze class without you.
Look, I'm sorry, Camille. I...
You know, no call, no show.
Just a lame-ass text after the fact?
But you know what?
It's OK, because at least I know that I need to be
prepared to do it by myself.
Oh, come on, Camille. What?
I miss one fucking class.
All of a sudden, I'm a deadbeat?
Like, Portia's father had a stroke.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh. Is he OK?
Yeah, he will be, but...
Good.
OK, we can just...
we can just let this go.
So we're good?
Yeah, we're good.
But, Ian, I need you to know
that I don't get to miss anything, OK?
Even if something comes up,
I am there for every single appointment,
even in the middle of the night when I have heartburn
or when I can't lay on my side
because I feel like I'm being smothered.
This baby is 24/7 for me.
I don't get to opt out just because things are complicated
or even if I have a good reason.
I understand, Camille. I'm--look, I'm sorry.
I truly am sorry.
Look, this is-- this is a first for me.
I'm trying my best here,
but sometimes I'm just gonna fuck it up.
Well, no one's more afraid of fucking it up than me.
So... [sighs]
I do get that.
And I will try to show you some more grace.
I appreciate that.
Do you think that maybe you could
try to show me some more, too?
Maybe not leave the minute we're done with baby stuff?
I know that we're not together, but I mean,
it would be cool if we could just hang out sometimes.
Once upon a time, we were best friends.
I miss that.
Yeah, I miss that, too.
We've had a lot of fun together.
[laughs] Yeah, that's why
I so look forward to our appointments.
So I can just feel a little piece of that.
And I know that you're with Portia.
- I'm not trying to, like... - Say less, Cam.
I understand.
I mean, with our baby on the way, we gotta maintain.
I'm gonna carve some time out for us to hang.
You know how we do.
I do.
Thank you for understanding.
And I was not gonna sleep with him.
[laughter]
[Camille] We can find joy in breathing new life
into old friendships...
See you later.
[Camille] ...and opening our hearts to something new.
Oh, my gosh.
This was the most amazing weekend.
I've been thinking.
It'll be offseason for me soon.
Maybe I spend some more time here in New York with you.
I would like that a lot.
Well, I like you a lot.
[chuckling]
Actually, I'm lying.
I love you a lot.
♪ ♪
I love you a lot, too.
[singer] ♪ You got me in your motion ♪
♪ Get anything from me ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'll take the long way home, yeah ♪
♪ Pick you in a red Corvette ♪
[sighs]
[singer] ♪ You know that I got your back ♪
[sighing]
[singer] ♪ I'll bet my life on that ♪♪
[Camille] Ideally, we'd derive joy from all these sources...
[phone buzzes]
So that if one goes away...
[Ian grunts]
Yo, what up, Sabrina?
My bad. I was out with Quinn.
Yeah, my flight leaves in a couple of hours.
[chuckles]
All right, babe. I'll see you soon.
All right, I love you.
[Camille] ...we can tap into another.
[♪ BIA: "FALLBACK"]
What the fu...
[singer] ♪ Uh, OK ♪
♪ Uh, OK ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ If you gotta choose between me or the next bitch ♪
♪ You better choose her ♪
♪ Bitches be fighting over the same dick ♪
♪ And won't argue about who's first ♪
♪ I'll be the racks up off of that lick ♪
♪ 'Cause I should be having me two birds ♪
♪ I cut my friend off, she was a burden ♪
♪ And I had to tell her the truth hurts ♪
♪ That's just the principle, baby ♪
♪ I'm taking bitches to class ♪
♪ I'm starting to feel like the principal, baby ♪
♪ I wouldn't give you a pass ♪
♪ Their shit be looking so pitiful lately, damn ♪
♪ Bitches be down to their last ♪
♪ Trying to buy a new ass, I couldn't never do that ♪
♪ Talk about going out sad, damn ♪
♪ I can't fuck my friends on OnlyFans ♪
♪ Bitch, that's some hoe shit ♪
♪ Nigga cheat on me ♪
♪ Then I'm gon' pay to wipe his nose quick, facts ♪
♪ Bitches trying to sound like BIA, everybody knows it ♪
♪ I got motion, get my pussy wet ♪
♪ Now every time I ghost him ♪
♪ What do you call that? ♪
♪ This ain't no blog rap ♪
♪ I'm a real rap bitch ♪
♪ This not a podcast ♪
♪ Say you don't like me ♪
♪ Pray we don't cross paths ♪
♪ Say it in all caps ♪
♪ Bitch, you better fallback ♪
♪ Uh, I'm havin' no beef ♪
♪ These bitches won't say my name ♪
♪ That's not in their destiny ♪
♪ Tried to trick me out of my spot ♪
♪ But I won't go and let 'em get the best of me ♪
♪ I wouldn't feel you bitches even if I was on ecstasy ♪
♪ And I can tell he trickin' ♪
♪ If he broke just by his tendencies ♪♪