Something that has never happened in KLPD before
is going to happen today.
The head boy is going to get appointed again.
And even more shocking is the name
which has been appointed as the head boy of KLPD.
I don't believe the words that are about to come out of my mouth.
Bro, is he going to make Commode King the head boy?
The new head boy of KLPD is
Anirban Gupta.
Is Chola drunk?
I think someone has done black magic on him.
Sir, are you sure it's my name?
No, dear. It's my name.
I've kept my name Anirban Gupta from today.
Now what you want?
An invitation to come on stage? Come quickly.
Man, if Ban can become the head boy,
anything can happen in this world.
Brother, I don't understand
are we his friends or enemies?
We're just shocked.
And with that, I also announce
Stuti Sharma's position as head girl is no more on probation.
Thank you, sir.
So everyone, the new head boy of KLPD, Anirban Gupta
and head girl, Stuti Sharma.
Bro...
What?
Even I don't know how.
Why are you guys laughing?
Stuti, you're a topper
you are used to getting achievements
but the boy who steals toffee from the 2nd class kids,
if he becomes the head boy, we'll definitely laugh.
But now you got the success.
-But how did this miracle happen? -It's not a miracle.
I made it happen.
Aww.
-For me? -Hmm.
Aww.
But how did this happen?
Seriously? Anirban?
We want to appoint a head boy not a tail boy.
That did not make any sense at all.
Exactly like Anirban.
No sense, no class.
By speaking of class, you just proved that you don't deserve to be the head boy.
And Anirban does because?
He is average like other students.
So all students can relate to him.
I'm a topper. Students will learn from me.
So I'm a topper. With my and Anirban's difference
of opinions, we can make a holistic decision-making.
I'm good-looking.
What? I didn't know this is a beauty pageant.
I meant I'm fit. Students will be inspired to get fit.
Gaurav, you first revise the syllabus of the head boy.
We have Thakur sir to keep the students fit.
-And Anirban.. -Is your friend.
Yes, so? And he deserves it.
More than you.
Sir, Anirban has a sense of humour
students will listen to him.
Plus he is a bit lazy
so to finish things quickly, he'll give us quick results.
And he's a bit creative, so he can indulge the kids.
Sir, you only had said that be the change you want to see.
So the way you changed for us,
maybe Anirban is the change that KLPD needs right now.
I rest my case.
Hmm.
I really like the way you used me as an example.
That's how principals are made into principals.
-Okay, Stuti, but.. -What okay?
Are you really considering Anirban to be the head boy?
Manners, Gaurav.
You're proving Stuti right.
Okay, Stuti.
But Anirban's one mistake
will remove you and Anirban from head boy and head girl positions.
Remember.
Then don't come to me after 2 days to be the head boy.
I have my self-respect.
It's called ego.
Whatever.
Is he really my son?
Thank you, sir.
Stuti.
You're praising Anirban
on and on, on and on.
Aww.
You deserve it.
Aww.
Are you guys going to stop doing that?
No.
Bro, you need take sleeping pills now.
-Why? -Stuti made you the head boy.
You won't be able to sleep now.
Aww.
Mad only you guys are. Completely.
Okay, in this excitement, you don't forget, Anirban,
that ACIS is coming in 2 days
to judge the general knowledge of the KLPD students.
Stuti, don't worry.
My general knowledge is on my fingertips.
He just doesn't like to snap.
Okay, Anirban, this is the list
of responsibilities of head boy and head girl.
Read it carefully.
Till then I'll help practice the students who are participating in the quiz.
Anirban, make sure no prankster business.
Your one mistake
and we both will be removed from the head boy, head girl position.
Don't worry, Stuti.
I'll not let you down.
Ban,
Stuti made you the head boy.
Please help me get Kudrat. Please.
Ah-uh.
Did Kudrat have a boyfriend before?
I've gathered all the information.
There's no boyfriend story.
The one who couldn't be anyone's, how will she be yours?
Man, are you a friend or devil?
Oh, God. You guys are delulu.
And that is tululu.
Ban, you don't get distracted. Open the folder and read your responsibilities.
In which battle did Napoleon die?
Dapitan?
Where was the declaration of Purna Swaraj signed?
I don't know.
At the bottom of the page.
Who was the first Prime Minister of India?
Mahatma Gandhi.
Okay. And Father of our Nation?
Father of our Nation? God.
God only save us now.
Hey, you? Which state does river Sutlej flow in?
-I know. -Tell me.
Liquid state.
Seriously?
If this goes on, how will we get A++?
I need to bring the toppers.
Read. No, you don't read.
-Leadership qualities. -You can't do it.
Representing the school.
You can't do it.
Student lies..
Uh..
Student liaison.
I don't even know the meaning of it.
Then you won't be able to do it.
Academic excellence
advocate.
Advocate?
-Next. Read the next one. -Read it. Read it.
What kind of friends are you?
True friends.
Even your mother won't know you better than us.
That's why we're saying, you won't be able to do it.
So what do I do? Should I tell Stuti
that my friends think I can't do it.
I can't become the head boy.
Okay, don't worry.
Look, the first rule of business
what's the customer's problem?
Uh?
I don't know.
-Inflation. -Hey, the leader of the middle-class.
Customers mean students.
We need more games periods.
Get a half-day on Saturdays.
First of all, you change your friends.
Students problem is pressure.
Exam pressure.
Pressure of getting compared with the relatives.
Entrance exam pressure.
Pressure of sitting on the cash counter.
Hey, Agarwal Sweets, shut up.
Second rule of business.
Give the solution of that problem.
Man, I say you shut down the library.
Make me do stand-up comedy.
Idea.
Now what I'm going to do
Stuti won't just be happy, but very happy.
Thank you so much, guys. Thank you.
Hey.
Tell us at least.
What the hell is this, Anirban?
Maths sir reprimand the students.
I will become a teacher
and won't reprimand the students at all.
What's going on, Anirban?
I.. Stuti.. this is the puking corner.
Like we get sour burps before puking
but once we are done throwing up, it feels better.
Similarly, the students can puke their stress out.
Try it.
Why can't you ever have normal ideas like humans, Anirban?
Nowadays, before getting stressed,
the students stress over the impending stress.
-They need this. -What language are you speaking?
Forget about it. First get this removed.
-I hate you. -I hate you.
See. I saved someone's family.
Teenagers don't make families.
Oh, God. I don't know what will Chola do if he sees this.
He'll remove both of us.
Mr. Bhola, what happened during the hygiene check
it shouldn't happen during the quiz.
I will not be there
and you know what will happen if we don't get A++
Yes, sir, I know that, sir.
Sir, sir.
What happened now?
-Come. -Pradeep sir.
-Nice. -Woah, that felt good.
Thanks, head boy.
Welcome.
Next.
My brain works all the time.
But it shuts in the exam hall.
Nice.
See, he took out his anger.
You were worrying for no reason.
But what will we tell Chole?
Don't worry about Chole.
Is this a school or circus?
Sir, to release the pressure of the students..
There are facilities in school to release pressure.
It is called a toilet.
Tomorrow ACIS is coming for the quiz
and KLPD's head boy and head girl
instead of giving knowledge to students, they are releasing their pressure?
Do you know how much pressure I have?
Leave.
Sir?
Leave.
Anirban,
before doing anything, next time please ask me.
Wow, Dimple.
The school has looted us by giving useless services
you looted Chole and settle the scores.
Not just students,
but people are buying Chole's stuff online.
I'll give this to dad.
He'll wear it at the cash counter, the sales will shoot up.
Do you see Chole in your dad?
-Don't involve my father. -And don't get my stuff.
I am thinking I must rent it out
at weddings, receptions and birthday parties.
Yes and we've Raman who can dance.
-Man.. -Show us some moves.
-Come on. -You'll be paid.
Wait, wait.
-We'll cover him up with Chole's stuff. -Yeah, let's make him wear it.
-Will you wear this? -Wear this, wear this.
And I'll keep this purse.
Hey, thief. Take it out.
-Take it out. -Hey, Chole's purse. Chole's purse.
It's empty like his heart.
Wear this.