Anirban, Anirban, wait I can explain.
Shh. No talking.
Anirban, please let's go outside and talk.
I don't want to talk to you.
That's why I won't step out of the library.
Anirban, don't behave like a kid.
Ma'am, Stuti Sharma is talking.
So? Why are you shouting?
You are reading this book?
Oh. Maybe you need it.
So here it's written
please, thank you, I'm sorry
saying all this is good manners.
I've told you so many times, Anirban.
And you still think I need this book?
You're doubting our friendship?
In the further pages, it must be written
that why would I date Anirban? Am I stupid?
Saying this is bad manners.
-Anirban, hear me out.. -I don't want to hear you out.
I know you're ashamed of me.
What? No. Anirban, that's not the case.
Anirban, that's..
I told you once. No talking.
Stu, the conversation that he overheard,
if I had overheard it, even I would assume
that you are ashamed of Anirban.
But Kaddu, don't you know why I said this?
What do I do?
Do you know, whenever you fight with Anirban,
you get affected
like the influencers without the Internet.
What? Where is this coming from?
He is my friend.
Oh, come on, Stu.
We've had this conversation multiple times.
And I really think we need to step up.
No, Kaddu.
I think I should go and talk to Anirban.
No, Stu.
It's even more important that you need to talk to yourself first.
About what?
Wait.
Here, write it down. Red flags and green flags.
What flags?
About Anirban, man. Who else?
-But why? -You'll thank me later.
Just write. Come on, write it.
Kaddu, I still think
it's more important
that I go and talk to Anirban right now.
-I'm going. -Stu..
Man, what haven't I done for Stuti?
My toothpaste has no salt, my life has no spice.
Man, you should be happy. At least you had a heartbreak.
Look at this shameless. His phone's glass hasn't broken yet.
Hey, Mukund, talk for yourself.
No girl ever calls you and says, "Sorry, I called you by mistake. "
Enough with your nonsense.
Ban, I agree,
whatever Stuti said was wrong,
-but... -There's no but.
But is out of syllabus.
And now, I'm not going to listen to anything Stuti says.
Anirban?
Can we talk please?
Just 5 minutes.
Anirban.
Anirban, you're a boy.
Thanks. You opened my eyes.
Hear me out.
It's not difficult for guys
but when our photo was clicked,
such photos affect girls more.
I know this.
But how is it related to the "why would I date Anirban" comment?
Anirban, I was just trying to overcompensate.
Do you know, everyone was congratulating me.
Everyone was asking me since when are we dating each other?
I mean, that was just to shoo away those remarks.
And I know I said that
like, why would I date Anirban. That would be stupid.
But that was a lie.
Just so that everyone agrees that photo was fake.
So, you think dating me is not stupid?
That's not the point.
-The point is.. -What's the point?
That you don't get upset. Please.
Don't be mad.
So are you convinced or should I go on?
I am convinced.
-But you need to treat me with chomos. -Done.
That's it? You melted?
-What? -You heard the entire explanation.
Yuck. I wouldn't entertain her.
And first you were saying,
I won't talk to Stuti. I won't see her face. What happened now?
"My toothpaste has no salt, my life has no spice. "
-What are you two saying? -Stuti,
what you said about Ban, if the same thing Ban had said about you,
there would be a ruckus.
What do you both want to say?
That you girls say anything to boys
and you think, "These are boys, they'll be convinced. "
How is this about girls and boys? I and Anirban are friends.
Hey, tattletales.
Go and study. Why are you creating a meaningless rift?
I think Raman and Mukund are right.
Yeah.
Seriously, Ban?
That's like a man.
Like a man? Seriously?
Let's do one thing
-let's see if girls are better or boys. -But why?
Because their male egos have been triggered.
Come on, Stuti.
Let's show them what girls are.
Alright.
Okay, if that's what you all want.
-But how? -Umm..
Burp competition. It's the best.
Yes. We'll win it.
We girls will dare you boys
and you boys will dare us.
The one who completes all the dares will be the winner.
Done, boys?
-Done. -Done, girls?
-Done. -So who goes first?
Of course, ladies first.
Hey, "ladies first"
look, even here ladies go first.
-You started cheating already? -Let's do it in the alphabetical order.
So first..
Ban will go.
-A for Ban. -But what's the dare?
Go and cut Pradeep sir's nose hair.
Look, Dimple, be fair.
Then we'll dare you something that you can't do it.
Okay. Fine.
Not nose hair, but head hair.
Go, brave. Win it.
Excuse me, sir.
-Hmm? -Sir, I have a doubt.
Even I have a doubt.
What, sir?
That how do you have a doubt?
You're very funny, sir.
Actually, sir, I'm the head boy.
So, it's important to set examples for other students.
Ask at first chance.
Is the doubt in the book or in my hair?
-In your hair, sir. -What?
No, no, sir, you have grey hair.
What nonsense?
It's impossible. I dyed my hair yesterday itself.
-Let me show you, sir. -Anirban.
-What are you doing, idiot? -Grey hair, sir.
It's black, fool. See, it's black.
Oh, sir yes, it's black.
Sir, actually, it was looking grey in the light reflection.
-What's your doubt? -Doubt?
Oh, nothing, sir, nothing. Actually, you must be busy.
So, I'll come later. That's fine.
Idiot. Out. Out.
♪ I'd gone our for 12 years ♪
♪ And when I came back I brought my cheeks. ♪
♪ Ban has got Pradeep sir's hair. ♪
I broke Pradeep sir's hair and your heart.
Both of you moan.
Okay, okay, it's my turn, right?
Give me a dare.
Yes. Give it.
Get Geeta ma'am and Thakur Sir together
and take a picture.
Ma'am.
I kept all the books in the staff room.
Okay.
Why are you telling me? Go.
Go. Go.
Go on.
We do weddings, receptions, birthday parties
all kinds of photo shoot.
Raman, go
lick Gaurav's momos and put them back in the plate.
Stuti, you don't hang out with us. She is spoilt now.
Why? Are you scared?
Uh? Relax, guys.
Gaurav brother, your cold coffee is ready.
Hey.
Come on, Mukund. Go and propose to any girl.
Say I love you.
I love you.
What?
You just said go and propose to any girl.
I did it. Aren't you a girl?
This is cheating.
Nice.
Now, Stuti,
you need to go to the library and air blast this envelope near her ear.
-Ma'am? -Hmm?
I wanted to perform one thermodynamics experiment.
You know so much about all the subjects.
But you are a commerce student, right?
Yes, with maths.
But ma'am,
education
should know no boundaries.
I'm just curious.
So ma'am, I will blast this bag and there will be no noise.
-Why? -I'll tell you after the experiment, okay?
Uh?
Oh, shit. So sorry, ma'am.
Who is laughing?
Hey, Mukund fell.
-Get up. Get up. -I'm hurt, man.
-Ma'am will com. -I know. Get up.
Run, run.