1 00:00:06,153 --> 00:00:08,280 - Showtime. - I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia. 2 00:00:08,364 --> 00:00:10,366 Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven. 3 00:00:10,449 --> 00:00:12,827 - Is that milk? - Heavens to Betsy! 4 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:15,621 - You can join the fun. - And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey. 5 00:00:16,872 --> 00:00:17,873 You left us for dead, 6 00:00:17,957 --> 00:00:19,208 and now it's like nothing happened? 7 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:21,335 I'll fucking kill you. 8 00:00:21,418 --> 00:00:22,461 Go on. 9 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:23,587 - Do it. - Fuck Butcher. 10 00:00:23,671 --> 00:00:25,047 Fuck Hughie. 11 00:00:25,130 --> 00:00:26,257 You're just gonna drag us all down with you. 12 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:27,174 Mom! 13 00:00:27,258 --> 00:00:28,092 - Annie. - Hi. 14 00:00:28,175 --> 00:00:29,218 How old was I 15 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,846 when you let Vought pump me full of drugs? 16 00:00:31,929 --> 00:00:34,974 They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life. 17 00:00:35,057 --> 00:00:36,767 You told me that Daddy left because 18 00:00:36,851 --> 00:00:38,394 he lost all of our savings. 19 00:00:38,477 --> 00:00:40,271 Was it really bad investments? 20 00:00:40,354 --> 00:00:43,941 Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap, and I-- 21 00:00:44,024 --> 00:00:45,943 Fort Harmony was an Army hospital 22 00:00:46,026 --> 00:00:47,945 where Frederick Vought was testing the V1. 23 00:00:48,028 --> 00:00:50,614 If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look. 24 00:00:50,698 --> 00:00:53,367 V1's ten times more potent than today's formula. 25 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:57,371 Only worked on a handful of early Supes: you and Stormfront. 26 00:00:58,497 --> 00:01:01,000 - Who is Stormfront? - Dr. Vought's wife Clara. 27 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,710 I think you knew her as Liberty? 28 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:03,961 We're still gonna go after Homelander, right? 29 00:01:04,044 --> 00:01:05,212 Not without the virus. 30 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:06,630 You said I was strong enough. 31 00:01:06,714 --> 00:01:08,173 You said I was the only one who could stop him. 32 00:01:08,257 --> 00:01:10,759 I just said that so you'd get him out of the tower. 33 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:11,927 My sweet, sweet boy. 34 00:01:20,185 --> 00:01:21,228 Homelander? 35 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:24,106 Fire... 36 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:25,316 cracker. 37 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:29,236 - What's that smell? - Oh, it, uh, 38 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:30,905 might be my new perfume line. 39 00:01:30,988 --> 00:01:33,157 It's General Lee's Secret. 40 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,491 No. 41 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,285 That's my father. 42 00:01:36,869 --> 00:01:38,287 It's Soldier Boy. 43 00:01:39,371 --> 00:01:42,082 - Uh, I can smell him all over you. - Right. 44 00:01:43,042 --> 00:01:45,794 Of course. 'Cause we was just, uh, prepping for our interview. 45 00:01:46,503 --> 00:01:48,255 - Prepping? - Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:50,049 --> 00:01:51,634 Uh... 47 00:01:51,717 --> 00:01:53,344 I need you for something. 48 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:54,887 You do? 49 00:01:57,765 --> 00:02:01,644 I have received the most wonderful message. 50 00:02:01,727 --> 00:02:03,312 Mm. 51 00:02:03,395 --> 00:02:05,105 I was visited... 52 00:02:05,189 --> 00:02:06,649 by an angel. 53 00:02:08,651 --> 00:02:11,362 And she foretold my destiny. 54 00:02:12,905 --> 00:02:15,324 Wow. Well, praise be. 55 00:02:15,407 --> 00:02:16,909 And what is it? 56 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:19,244 God. 57 00:02:20,329 --> 00:02:22,206 Sir, that is wonderful. 58 00:02:22,289 --> 00:02:24,500 There is no higher calling than serving the Lord. 59 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:25,584 Oh. No. 60 00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:28,379 Not serving the Lord. 61 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:30,464 Being the Lord. 62 00:02:32,466 --> 00:02:34,093 I am the Messiah. 63 00:02:36,387 --> 00:02:38,931 I'm the savior of the world. 64 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:41,475 The... Messiah? 65 00:02:42,643 --> 00:02:43,686 Yes. 66 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:45,771 Um... 67 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,399 Congrats. 68 00:02:49,149 --> 00:02:51,068 Thank you. 69 00:02:53,278 --> 00:02:55,364 I always knew I was special. 70 00:02:55,447 --> 00:02:56,949 I knew it. 71 00:02:57,032 --> 00:02:58,033 I suffered. 72 00:02:58,117 --> 00:03:01,036 I suffered so many hardships, and I... 73 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,164 I couldn't understand why. 74 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:07,543 But you... you... 75 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:09,962 you always saw it. 76 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:11,130 Didn't you? 77 00:03:11,213 --> 00:03:13,716 You knew all along I was special. 78 00:03:15,175 --> 00:03:17,469 That is why I have chosen you 79 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:21,015 to spread the word of my coming. 80 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:24,268 How? 81 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:27,646 Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth. 82 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:28,731 Ah. 83 00:03:28,814 --> 00:03:31,817 Jesus would kill for our marketing. Mm. 84 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:35,821 What do you say? 85 00:03:38,073 --> 00:03:40,868 Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir. 86 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:42,745 Thank you. 87 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:58,010 Oh, here he is. 88 00:03:58,594 --> 00:03:59,762 Back from the dead. 89 00:04:00,471 --> 00:04:02,681 Oh. Easy does it. 90 00:04:02,765 --> 00:04:04,224 Easy. 91 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:06,518 Here. 92 00:04:15,861 --> 00:04:18,822 It's a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, innit? 93 00:04:18,906 --> 00:04:20,407 - Uh, never saw it. - What? 94 00:04:20,491 --> 00:04:21,992 - Bollocks. I showed it to you. - No. 95 00:04:22,076 --> 00:04:23,160 You showed me Star Wars. 96 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:24,912 And Mom never let me watch any of 'em. 97 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:27,331 They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right? 98 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,917 Yeah. 99 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,170 Anyway, there's this bit, see. 100 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:35,506 Young Luke hops in his spaceship, 101 00:04:35,589 --> 00:04:38,217 fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader. 102 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:41,804 - Cops-- - Wait. Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad? 103 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:44,515 Yeah. 104 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:46,475 It's a bit of a spoiler. But, anyway, listen, 105 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:50,187 the point is you should've waited till we got the virus sorted. 106 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:51,563 This is a war. 107 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:54,191 And you're the best weapon we got. 108 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:56,652 But you ain't no use to anyone 109 00:04:56,735 --> 00:05:01,115 if you go put yourself into a body bag fore we put Homelander in one. 110 00:05:01,198 --> 00:05:02,991 At least I was brave enough to try. 111 00:05:03,075 --> 00:05:06,120 Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son. 112 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:09,998 You don't give a shit about me. 113 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:12,167 Maybe you never did. 114 00:05:16,797 --> 00:05:19,133 Here. I'll fetch you some more water. 115 00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:29,059 Fucking teenagers. 116 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:41,029 - ♪ I was gone, too ♪ 117 00:05:41,113 --> 00:05:42,406 ♪ but we roam, cellular phones ♪ 118 00:05:42,489 --> 00:05:44,366 ♪ Doc, Meth back in the flesh, blood and bones ♪ 119 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:47,244 ♪ Don't condone, spend bank loans on homegrown ♪ 120 00:05:47,327 --> 00:05:48,579 ♪ Suckers break like Turbo... 121 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:51,331 Welcome back, motherfucker. 122 00:05:57,296 --> 00:05:58,463 Thank you. 123 00:06:00,215 --> 00:06:02,342 - I needed that. - Of course. 124 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,017 What was that about? 125 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,104 Nothing. 126 00:06:16,064 --> 00:06:17,065 Oh. 127 00:06:17,149 --> 00:06:18,192 Check you out. 128 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:19,651 - Thank you, thank you. - All right. 129 00:06:19,735 --> 00:06:21,320 If you twats are all done with Fashion Week, 130 00:06:21,403 --> 00:06:23,113 let's get to work, yeah? 131 00:06:23,197 --> 00:06:25,616 Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough? 132 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:28,076 No, there was so little virus left. 133 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,620 It needs time to multiply. 134 00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:30,913 You know what they say, huh? 135 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:32,456 Cook low and slow. 136 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:33,874 How fucking long? 137 00:06:33,957 --> 00:06:35,292 Weeks, at least. 138 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:36,960 Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now. 139 00:06:37,044 --> 00:06:39,129 That place got shut down 80 years ago. 140 00:06:39,213 --> 00:06:41,965 If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find. 141 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:43,634 And there is also the small matter 142 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:45,135 of the likely V'ed-up beast 143 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:48,597 that spilled those Boy Scouts' innards like a Cadbury à la crème, huh? 144 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,266 Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar? 145 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,227 Odds are they're ten steps ahead. 146 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:56,230 If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, 147 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:57,397 we save you. 148 00:06:57,481 --> 00:06:58,690 If you give a shit. 149 00:06:58,774 --> 00:07:00,943 If Homelander gets it, he's immortal, 150 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:03,278 virus is useless, and we're fucked sideways. 151 00:07:03,362 --> 00:07:06,240 So, who wants to go to... 152 00:07:06,323 --> 00:07:08,283 Clearfield? 153 00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:10,285 Who's gonna take care of Ryan? 154 00:07:10,369 --> 00:07:12,246 He's gone. He legged it. 155 00:07:12,329 --> 00:07:14,164 Wonder whose fault that is. 156 00:07:15,374 --> 00:07:17,626 Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate. 157 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,295 Unless you can tell us where Starlight is. 158 00:07:26,802 --> 00:07:27,928 Right. 159 00:07:28,011 --> 00:07:29,179 Let's get cracking. 160 00:07:42,359 --> 00:07:43,485 Annie. 161 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:45,654 Dad. 162 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:53,745 Hey, listen, I need to talk to you. 163 00:07:53,829 --> 00:07:55,122 I'm all ears. 164 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,040 Okay, can you please stop doing that? 165 00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:06,883 How did you find me? 166 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:08,593 I've been looking for months. 167 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,512 You are really good at hiding. 168 00:08:10,595 --> 00:08:14,182 It has been 20 years, and that's the first thing that you have to say to me? 169 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:16,393 What should I say? 170 00:08:18,437 --> 00:08:19,563 Dad? 171 00:08:24,526 --> 00:08:27,279 Annie, this is your brother... Mason. 172 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:31,783 It's simple, Mr. President. 173 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:33,493 You defund the public schools 174 00:08:33,577 --> 00:08:36,580 and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies. 175 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:39,207 You don't want kids reading about gay penguins 176 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:42,502 and becoming woke jihadis, do you? 177 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:44,004 Thank you, sir. 178 00:08:46,214 --> 00:08:47,424 Let me be clear. 179 00:08:47,507 --> 00:08:48,800 Nobody summons me. 180 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:51,094 The last time I let a Black woman boss me around, 181 00:08:51,178 --> 00:08:52,471 it was Nell Carter. 182 00:08:52,554 --> 00:08:55,265 With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco. 183 00:08:55,349 --> 00:08:57,267 B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie. 184 00:08:57,351 --> 00:09:01,772 We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, "a big bowl of cocaine." 185 00:09:01,855 --> 00:09:04,274 - It's in my rider. - From 1984. 186 00:09:04,358 --> 00:09:06,360 I think I can have whatever the fuck I want. 187 00:09:06,443 --> 00:09:08,612 You're welcome to take it up with Homelander. 188 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:10,822 When he gets back from Fort Harmony. 189 00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:14,201 Fort Harmony? 190 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:17,412 Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, 191 00:09:17,496 --> 00:09:21,708 and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1 at Fort Harmony. 192 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:26,630 Isn't that where Dr. Vought first injected you? 193 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:29,466 It's great news. 194 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:34,012 If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you. 195 00:09:34,096 --> 00:09:36,098 You'll get to spend eternity together. 196 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:37,391 Father and son. 197 00:09:37,974 --> 00:09:39,351 Forever. 198 00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:41,436 Mm. 199 00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:44,606 - When did he leave? - Hasn't left yet. 200 00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:49,861 Maybe you could go with him, show him where to look. 201 00:09:49,945 --> 00:09:52,781 After all, who knows that place better than you? 202 00:10:09,256 --> 00:10:10,757 It's weird. 203 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,551 - No birds or animals. It's like-- - Fucking hell. 204 00:10:12,634 --> 00:10:14,970 Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you? 205 00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:18,306 Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker. 206 00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:28,442 Oh, fuck that. 207 00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:29,860 Eh. 208 00:10:29,943 --> 00:10:32,320 - Not really my type, son. - Hey, how about showing a little respect? 209 00:10:32,404 --> 00:10:33,697 You know, Hughie's right, Butcher. 210 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,907 You should take her out to dinner first. 211 00:10:38,285 --> 00:10:39,995 Ah, let's see here. 212 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:42,914 Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while. 213 00:10:42,998 --> 00:10:45,167 Something ripped them apart. 214 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,628 Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stalk these woods. 215 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,589 Let's get a move on, then. 216 00:10:50,672 --> 00:10:53,091 Didn't come out here to get bummed by Bigfoot. 217 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:04,895 Mmm. 218 00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:06,730 Goddamn. This is delicious. 219 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,524 Why'd I wait so long to try this? 220 00:11:09,608 --> 00:11:11,067 What was I worried about? 221 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:13,862 Probably the highest honor a fish can have, giving their lives to me. 222 00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:18,325 I bet they go to little fish heaven, with 47 virgin tuna. 223 00:11:18,408 --> 00:11:21,077 Yo. What the fuck, bro? 224 00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:22,162 I trusted you. 225 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:23,663 Oh, so now you can talk, huh? 226 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,373 You think going full method is easy? 227 00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:28,335 Do you know how hard it's been to not talk? 228 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,587 My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it. 229 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:32,130 But I fucking committed. 230 00:11:32,214 --> 00:11:35,592 I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over. 231 00:11:35,675 --> 00:11:38,178 Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar? 232 00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,471 I thought we were friends. 233 00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:42,390 I had your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are, 234 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:46,603 how your powers are a joke, how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian. 235 00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:47,771 Nobody says that. 236 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:49,022 Yes, they do. 237 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,315 All the time. 238 00:11:50,398 --> 00:11:52,400 Well, let's not make a federal case out of this, Bro V. Wade. 239 00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,694 I needed a win from Homelander. Edgar was it. 240 00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:56,279 It's a doggy dog world. 241 00:11:56,863 --> 00:11:58,448 Is that what you think the phrase is? 242 00:11:58,532 --> 00:12:01,618 Whatever. Just... put your fucking mask back on. 243 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:04,120 Oh. So that's how it is, huh? 244 00:12:04,204 --> 00:12:05,705 You better watch your fucking back. 245 00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:08,208 Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 246 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,918 Homelander's stoked about Edgar. 247 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,253 He loves me right now. 248 00:12:11,336 --> 00:12:12,587 How long is that gonna last? 249 00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:15,048 You really think you're more important to him than his own father? 250 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:24,307 Open your asshole wider. 251 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:36,152 Oh, man. The view from back here was crazy. 252 00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:37,862 You love it. 253 00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,824 - Hon. - Hmm? 254 00:12:40,907 --> 00:12:43,159 Your super scream. 255 00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:45,120 We really got to get you a stronger ball gag. 256 00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:47,163 The way you punish my sin pit, 257 00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:50,292 ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough. 258 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:54,713 I got to say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, 259 00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:55,839 I hung up on her. 260 00:12:55,922 --> 00:13:00,051 - But I do love busting gushers... - Mm. 261 00:13:00,135 --> 00:13:02,887 ...all over your pathetic worm face. 262 00:13:02,971 --> 00:13:04,389 Aw, baby. 263 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,815 Ooh. 264 00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:22,282 Oh, shoot. 265 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:26,119 I got to run. I forgot I have a-a meeting with the Worship Team. 266 00:13:26,202 --> 00:13:27,454 He's lying. The church is bankrupt. 267 00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:28,538 Wait, what? 268 00:13:28,622 --> 00:13:30,290 - The church is bankrupt? - What? 269 00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:32,500 Who... Did Back Ashley tell you that? 270 00:13:32,584 --> 00:13:34,836 After all that hot eye contact I was giving her? 271 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:37,297 - That two-faced bitch. - How do you lose money on a megachurch? 272 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:39,591 You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes. 273 00:13:39,674 --> 00:13:41,968 Attendance is down. Donations are drying up. 274 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,637 And I'm sure the two Gulfstreams don't help. 275 00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:46,014 How deep in the hole are you? 276 00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:49,601 Just, uh... 150 million. 277 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:52,020 Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? 278 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:54,481 You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals, 279 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:56,358 - not hauled before Congress. - Hey. 280 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:59,861 What happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face? 281 00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:02,364 That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye. 282 00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:04,574 This is ethics committees, subpoenas. 283 00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:06,159 Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day. 284 00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:07,702 Well, what are we gonna do? 285 00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:09,746 We? You tell me. 286 00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,623 You're the fucking emissary of God. 287 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:13,458 Ma'am, you have a visitor. 288 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,585 I need y'all's help with something. 289 00:14:16,878 --> 00:14:19,214 Dang. 290 00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,508 Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here. 291 00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:29,516 Any sign of super cunt? 292 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,476 Could already be inside. 293 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,939 Well, let's find out. 294 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,359 What's wrong? 295 00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:40,860 Annie. 296 00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:43,780 She'll come back. 297 00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:45,990 No. I almost died. 298 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:48,410 But she made it all about her and she took off. 299 00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:50,537 I mean, last year, I got bad-touched by a shape-shifter, 300 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,747 and she still found a way to make it about her. 301 00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:54,999 She can be such a fucking bitch. 302 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,840 Uh... Jesus, sorry, I-I didn't mean 303 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,800 for that to come out so harsh. 304 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,692 Fucking hell. 305 00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:21,860 Fuck happened here? 306 00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:24,654 Our V'd-up beast enjoyed 307 00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,573 an amuse-bouche, perhaps? 308 00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,118 Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals. 309 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:31,828 I said that ten minutes ago. 310 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,895 Hi. Kathy. 311 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:58,772 I have always wanted... 312 00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:01,191 It's nice to finally meet you. 313 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,358 So, you knew about this? 314 00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:05,195 You know what's funny? 315 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:07,947 I must have asked you, like, a hundred times to go to Voughtland, 316 00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,325 but you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous. 317 00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:11,534 He said that? 318 00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:13,453 Couldn't get him off that thing. 319 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,502 How's your mom? 320 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:23,755 She's okay. She's in hiding, but she's okay. 321 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,591 You're a cop? 322 00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:27,675 Deputy. 323 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:32,222 Deputy. Thought you were working for, um, the telephone company. 324 00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:34,182 When's the last time you saw a pay phone? 325 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:38,019 So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters? 326 00:16:38,102 --> 00:16:40,063 You mean terrorists? 327 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:42,315 - Mason. - Sorry, am I being rude? 328 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,317 We're all good with serving tea to the Supe serial killer 329 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,236 - in our living room? - That's enough. 330 00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:50,156 You know what? 331 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,658 I'm sorry. 332 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,452 I'm sorry, I've put you guys in danger just by being here. 333 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:57,956 You were right keeping me a secret. 334 00:16:58,039 --> 00:16:59,541 I'll just go. 335 00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:00,834 Annie, wait. 336 00:17:02,544 --> 00:17:03,878 I'm making a stroganoff. 337 00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,588 Well, it's Hamburger Helper, but... 338 00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:07,590 Have dinner with us? 339 00:17:07,674 --> 00:17:09,551 Wash your clothes, take a shower. 340 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:13,304 No offense, but you could use one. 341 00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:17,058 This is insane. 342 00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:23,773 Really? We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again? 343 00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:25,733 Baja Green Goddess with Impossible Chorizo. 344 00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,402 Yeah, can someone make a run to Home Depot 345 00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:29,445 and get me some organic peat moss soil? 346 00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:32,115 - Three pounds? Thank you. - All right, y'all. 347 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:33,533 Let's keep it going. 348 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,702 Blue sky day. No bad ideas. 349 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:39,080 Just got to sell Homelander as our Lord and savior is all. 350 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:42,500 All right, I first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV? 351 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:45,587 He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from. 352 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,088 Oh, you couldn't do it live, though. 353 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,506 We'd have to VFX the entire thing. 354 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,924 Right, this is a "yes and" room. 355 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,176 Oh, yes, and you're an idiot. 356 00:17:52,844 --> 00:17:56,639 Okay. Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine. 357 00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:59,267 Playing a quick game of opposites here, what if... 358 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,728 it was something not fucking terrible? 359 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,606 Like, what if Homelander 360 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:07,025 flew into all the major holy sites in the world? 361 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:09,068 Let the people meet their new god 362 00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:10,612 - in person, huh? - Mm. 363 00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:12,864 Selfies with God. 364 00:18:12,947 --> 00:18:16,826 Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount. 365 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,078 That is your poster right there. Amen. 366 00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:22,332 - Mm-hmm. - This is amazing. 367 00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:26,544 And for the record, Homelander is 100% God, 368 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:29,088 um, but won't some people say he's not? 369 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:33,801 Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office. 370 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,137 We prayed to God for help. He's answering. 371 00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:39,223 Looks like Firecrotch has a point. 372 00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:41,225 - Excuse me? - The other Firecrotch. 373 00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:43,686 - Madam Vice President. - Because according to the snap poll here, 374 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,063 only 22% of Americans 375 00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:47,357 would even accept Homelander as their one true God, 376 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,442 making a real uphill battle to get him 377 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:51,319 into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be. 378 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:54,822 You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, 379 00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:56,908 but Vought Plus never releases any. 380 00:18:56,991 --> 00:19:01,162 Look, what we need to do is tell a story. 381 00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:05,708 Who here has read Joseph Campbell? 382 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,876 - Jesus Christ. - What? 383 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,170 No wonder the Lamplighter: Light of Justice finale 384 00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,047 got a D-minus on A.V. Club. 385 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:15,843 Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes 386 00:19:15,927 --> 00:19:17,804 from the Avenging Squad prequel. 387 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:19,973 You try and make a good finale out of that. 388 00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:21,849 The problem is, we are trying to sell 389 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,852 a product that no one is asking for. 390 00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:27,939 Like New Coke. Right? Everybody already loves Jesus. 391 00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:30,066 They want to eat right out of his asshole. 392 00:19:31,818 --> 00:19:34,320 Figuratively speaking, of course. 393 00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:35,697 Jesus was a great man. 394 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,490 - Yeah. - The things he preached, 395 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:40,076 turning the other cheek and... 396 00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:41,911 taking in foreigners... 397 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,123 ...caring for the poor... 398 00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,210 ...that shit don't sell no more. 399 00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:55,091 No, what we need is a church that preaches American. 400 00:19:55,174 --> 00:20:00,471 America is God's government, and we are his chosen people. 401 00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:04,851 Manifest Destiny, from sea to shining sea and shit. 402 00:20:07,353 --> 00:20:12,066 With a real American hero as our savior. 403 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:18,531 The Democratic Church... 404 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:21,492 ...of America. 405 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,664 You heard the numbers. 406 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:30,126 The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander "God." 407 00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,795 I know what to call him. 408 00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:40,762 Orson Welles wore a cape to cover his fat ass. 409 00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:42,930 Well, we could still fly the rest of the way. 410 00:20:43,014 --> 00:20:45,183 I told you, you're not fucking carrying me. 411 00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:46,726 All right. 412 00:20:50,605 --> 00:20:52,190 Oh, my God. 413 00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:55,860 What a couple of uggos. 414 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:00,239 What changed your mind? 415 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:03,910 Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me. 416 00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,998 Firecracker said you looked up to me. 417 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,918 Guess you're not a complete idiot. 418 00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:15,004 I never said that. 419 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,714 You want my help or not? 420 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:22,553 The other day, when Clara Vought's name came up, 421 00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,639 I got the impression you knew her. 422 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,017 I fucked her once or twice. That's all. 423 00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:32,522 - What? - You did? 424 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:34,440 Uh... 425 00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:38,027 Then, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one. 426 00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:42,657 Where is she? 427 00:21:43,783 --> 00:21:46,327 Dead. Suicide. 428 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:47,620 Horseshit. 429 00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:49,622 She'd never off herself. 430 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:51,374 Yeah, well, she did. 431 00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:54,460 Did you see a body? 432 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:14,397 Hey. 433 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,315 I found something. 434 00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:19,026 Blueprints. 435 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:22,071 Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground. 436 00:22:22,155 --> 00:22:23,156 There's the lab. 437 00:22:23,239 --> 00:22:24,949 If the V1 is here, that's where it should be. 438 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:27,910 Blueprints? Oh, fucking magic. 439 00:22:27,994 --> 00:22:30,079 If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab. 440 00:22:30,163 --> 00:22:31,998 I just said that. Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me? 441 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:34,667 Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, luv. 442 00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:36,919 Why do you have to be such an asshole? 443 00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:38,838 Oh, finally twigged now, have you? 444 00:22:38,921 --> 00:22:42,550 No, you remind me every day. Oh, real Father of the Year, 445 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,177 getting Ryan to fight your battles for you. 446 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:47,180 Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him. 447 00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:49,807 Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan. 448 00:22:49,891 --> 00:22:51,767 - Look what you did to M.M. - The fuck did he do to me? 449 00:22:51,851 --> 00:22:53,936 He dragged you down in the shit with him, and the worst part, 450 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,688 you let him do it, you fucking pussy. 451 00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:57,732 Everyone, s'il vous plaît. 452 00:22:57,815 --> 00:22:59,567 - "Pussy"? - Something is wrong here. 453 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:01,194 This fucking nonce just called you a pussy. 454 00:23:01,277 --> 00:23:02,612 You gonna let him get away with that? 455 00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:04,197 Want me to put you in the fucking dirt? 456 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,116 Yeah, fucking do it, M. Do it. Fucking do it. 457 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,534 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 458 00:23:08,618 --> 00:23:11,746 - Hey. That's enough. - None of you ever listen to me. 459 00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:13,080 I listen to you. 460 00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:14,916 You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else. 461 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:16,959 I don't need you to translate for me anymore. 462 00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:18,377 I'm not your fucking pet. 463 00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:20,713 Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal. 464 00:23:20,796 --> 00:23:22,506 Hey, stop! 465 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,259 Can you not see there is something strange about this place? 466 00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:27,470 We need to focus. 467 00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,472 V1. Huh? 468 00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:33,893 Allons-y. 469 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,615 Mason! 470 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,830 Sorry about him. He's... 471 00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:57,166 It's okay. I used to be his age. 472 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,168 I saw the sign out front. 473 00:23:59,252 --> 00:24:01,754 "In this house, we believe in Homelander"? 474 00:24:01,837 --> 00:24:04,173 New boss at the department made everybody put 'em up. 475 00:24:04,257 --> 00:24:06,842 We answer to a Supe named Livewire now. 476 00:24:06,926 --> 00:24:10,054 I don't round up Starlighters, by the way. 477 00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:11,973 When that order comes in, I catch the flu. 478 00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:13,557 And the other deputies? 479 00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:16,477 They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids. 480 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,437 But that's a lie that Vought sells. 481 00:24:18,521 --> 00:24:21,899 - I know that. - Then why don't you say anything? 482 00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:23,776 The last guy that spoke up disappeared, 483 00:24:23,859 --> 00:24:26,487 middle of the night, with his wife and kids. 484 00:24:27,071 --> 00:24:31,742 I'm not proud of it, Annie, but I have a family to protect. 485 00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:36,998 I came here to get, you know, some answers 486 00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:40,710 and some closure before time runs out, but... 487 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:42,044 Not what you expected? 488 00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:44,588 You could say that. 489 00:24:46,132 --> 00:24:49,093 After you left, I told myself that, 490 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,095 you know, you just... you didn't want kids, 491 00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:55,224 but maybe you just didn't want me. 492 00:25:01,147 --> 00:25:02,398 Have a seat. 493 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:38,559 This movie was shit. 494 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:40,811 I did consider asking you for my money back. 495 00:25:41,937 --> 00:25:44,690 I didn't always approve of the choices you made, 496 00:25:44,774 --> 00:25:46,859 but I was always proud of you. 497 00:25:48,652 --> 00:25:50,488 Maybe even more proud when you quit. 498 00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:56,619 Why did you leave? 499 00:25:59,914 --> 00:26:02,666 The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission. 500 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,335 El Salvador. 501 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:07,213 We were young. 502 00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:08,631 Wanted to save the world. 503 00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:13,928 We were so happy when you came along. 504 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:18,516 And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was... 505 00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:20,101 gonna give you a better life. 506 00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:24,230 Better than a pay phone repairman could give you. 507 00:26:24,313 --> 00:26:28,067 She asked me, "Do you know how we can really change the world? 508 00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:29,485 Raise a superhero." 509 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:32,363 So, you-you got on board? 510 00:26:33,447 --> 00:26:38,536 Until she started telling you you were chosen by God. 511 00:26:39,245 --> 00:26:42,456 And th-the thing is, you believed it. 512 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:45,584 And then she believed it, and I just... 513 00:26:46,877 --> 00:26:51,424 I couldn't keep lying to you, so I left. 514 00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:53,384 - You never even reached out. - To do what? 515 00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:55,344 Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you? 516 00:26:55,428 --> 00:26:57,388 I'd have taken either. 517 00:26:57,471 --> 00:26:59,682 I needed you. 518 00:27:04,395 --> 00:27:07,481 If I could go back and change things, I would. 519 00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:12,153 I should have been there for you. 520 00:27:12,236 --> 00:27:13,571 Should have stood up for you. 521 00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:18,534 I'm sorry I left, Annie. 522 00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,413 It runs in the family, I guess. 523 00:27:23,497 --> 00:27:25,833 - What do you mean? - I flipped out the other day, 524 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,543 and I ditched someone I really love. 525 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,922 It's like he's, um... it's like he's my heart 526 00:27:32,006 --> 00:27:35,342 walking on the outside, and if they got to him, 527 00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:37,052 - I couldn't-- - Annie. 528 00:27:37,136 --> 00:27:40,347 The people we love aren't a weakness. 529 00:27:40,431 --> 00:27:42,892 They're the reason that we fight. 530 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,155 Hey, is it all right if I talk to him? 531 00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:58,866 Of course. Uh, j-just... 532 00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:00,326 knock first. 533 00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:03,537 I learned that lesson the hard way. 534 00:28:15,883 --> 00:28:17,718 Yeah. The lab is this way. 535 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,055 Whoa. 536 00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:23,516 Fucking hell. 537 00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:25,392 They've been here a minute, haven't they? 538 00:28:27,394 --> 00:28:28,521 Decades. 539 00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:33,275 Hunters. 540 00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:34,777 Look at their knives. 541 00:28:36,195 --> 00:28:39,031 These men, they killed each other. 542 00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:42,910 What if there is a monster here but it's us? 543 00:28:42,993 --> 00:28:44,203 What the fuck are you on about, Frenchie? 544 00:28:44,286 --> 00:28:45,913 Toxoplasmosis. 545 00:28:45,996 --> 00:28:49,041 It's a parasite in cat shit. It can infect humans. 546 00:28:49,124 --> 00:28:51,377 Makes them react with explosive anger. 547 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,003 You think we ate cat shit? 548 00:28:53,087 --> 00:28:55,548 Ate? No. 549 00:28:55,631 --> 00:28:59,426 If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate th-the plants. 550 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,637 Their spores fills us with rage, 551 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,098 we murder each other, and voilà... 552 00:29:05,099 --> 00:29:06,559 ...we're plant food for these vines. 553 00:29:08,561 --> 00:29:10,521 Okay, so like The Last of Us? 554 00:29:11,438 --> 00:29:14,233 No, that is just The Walking Dead with mushrooms. 555 00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:18,362 The dead campers, the animals, these hunters. 556 00:29:18,445 --> 00:29:21,991 Surely, you all see how strangely you've been acting. 557 00:29:22,074 --> 00:29:24,785 Us? I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole. 558 00:29:24,868 --> 00:29:27,246 Wait. You have a point. 559 00:29:27,329 --> 00:29:29,540 The copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades 560 00:29:29,623 --> 00:29:31,333 has surely altered my brain chemistry. 561 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,544 That's why I'm not affected. 562 00:29:33,627 --> 00:29:35,462 Guess being a junkie was good for something after all. 563 00:29:37,506 --> 00:29:39,466 Romeo and fucking Juliet. 564 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:43,095 You two survive this war, I give you six months, tops. 565 00:29:44,972 --> 00:29:47,433 Well fucking well. 566 00:29:58,736 --> 00:30:00,404 Let's fucking go. 567 00:30:02,489 --> 00:30:05,326 Wh-Wh... Wh-Where are you going? 568 00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:06,785 To top those cunts. 569 00:30:06,869 --> 00:30:08,162 You'll get us killed, you fucking idiots. 570 00:30:09,246 --> 00:30:11,081 Neither of you are thinking straight. 571 00:30:11,165 --> 00:30:13,292 Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie. 572 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,252 That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny. 573 00:30:15,336 --> 00:30:16,712 No, but I will. 574 00:30:17,713 --> 00:30:20,257 Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you, then kill us. 575 00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:23,469 Then, if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's. 576 00:30:24,219 --> 00:30:25,971 Does that make your family safe? 577 00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:28,432 Is that the revenge you seek? 578 00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:31,935 Does that make things right for Becca? 579 00:30:34,813 --> 00:30:35,939 Fine. 580 00:30:41,278 --> 00:30:44,114 We must hurry before we tear each other apart. 581 00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:46,700 Or the Supes do. 582 00:30:48,327 --> 00:30:50,412 So, what's the plan? God! 583 00:30:50,496 --> 00:30:52,081 - Ugh! - The fuck, Frenchie? 584 00:30:52,164 --> 00:30:54,541 It's deer urine. Hunters use it to attract prey, 585 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:57,378 but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander. 586 00:30:57,461 --> 00:31:00,005 You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off. 587 00:31:01,548 --> 00:31:04,927 I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses. 588 00:31:07,554 --> 00:31:09,473 It's just science, bro. 589 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:12,267 When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body. 590 00:31:12,351 --> 00:31:14,436 Got to hold that shit in, right, Noir? 591 00:31:15,938 --> 00:31:17,439 Right, Noir? 592 00:31:17,523 --> 00:31:19,483 Fu-fu-fu-fuck you. 593 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:21,610 Looks like you hit the wrong button there, broseph. 594 00:31:21,694 --> 00:31:23,946 B-B-Bitch says what? 595 00:31:24,029 --> 00:31:25,823 - What? 596 00:31:25,906 --> 00:31:27,241 What? 597 00:31:31,370 --> 00:31:33,706 I just want to talk. 598 00:31:35,749 --> 00:31:38,210 - Wow. - Your picture was never up there. 599 00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:39,378 Yeah, good. 600 00:31:41,797 --> 00:31:45,718 Good. I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good. 601 00:31:45,801 --> 00:31:47,094 I don't put traitors on my wall. 602 00:31:47,177 --> 00:31:48,887 Okay, you know... 603 00:31:48,971 --> 00:31:51,390 what they say about me, none of it's true. 604 00:31:51,473 --> 00:31:53,934 Do you mean the part that you blew your way into The Seven 605 00:31:54,017 --> 00:31:56,145 or that you're a terrorist who traffics children? 606 00:31:56,228 --> 00:31:59,565 So that's, like, a hard no on getting into the back of my van? 607 00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:04,027 Hey, look, Mason, 608 00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:06,321 you go to school at Homelander Academy 609 00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:10,409 and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day. 610 00:32:10,492 --> 00:32:12,870 How is the truth supposed to compete with that? 611 00:32:13,454 --> 00:32:14,663 Whatever. 612 00:32:14,747 --> 00:32:16,665 You're, like, the FBI's Most Wanted. 613 00:32:16,749 --> 00:32:20,335 Oh, okay. Well, like it or not, the FBI's Most Wanted is your sister, 614 00:32:20,419 --> 00:32:24,673 so you can keep being an asshole about it or, you know, we can also talk about it. 615 00:32:24,757 --> 00:32:26,550 Is there a third option? 616 00:32:31,388 --> 00:32:32,681 Let me guess. 617 00:32:32,765 --> 00:32:36,935 Chocolate cream-filled every Thursday morning, right? 618 00:32:37,853 --> 00:32:39,605 Dad used to take me before school. 619 00:32:41,148 --> 00:32:43,650 It's one of the things I miss the most, actually. 620 00:32:44,526 --> 00:32:47,613 I think he was just taking me as his beard. 621 00:32:49,448 --> 00:32:51,867 Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes. 622 00:33:14,556 --> 00:33:16,350 Okay, it's not here. 623 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,727 Fuck this and fuck you and fuck me. 624 00:33:18,811 --> 00:33:20,562 This is a goddam waste of time. 625 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:25,984 Butcher. 626 00:33:27,069 --> 00:33:28,612 Take a look. 627 00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:30,989 Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it. 628 00:33:31,073 --> 00:33:33,116 Not too long ago, neither. 629 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,828 They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe. 630 00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:39,748 Now, how many Supes do we know that can punch this hard? 631 00:33:39,832 --> 00:33:41,458 A dozen. Maybe more. 632 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,086 What is it? 633 00:33:45,629 --> 00:33:47,506 - Heroin. - Heroin. 634 00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:49,967 Of course you would fucking know that. 635 00:33:52,094 --> 00:33:53,720 Huh. So... 636 00:33:53,804 --> 00:33:56,098 a punch like a bleeding sledgehammer 637 00:33:56,181 --> 00:33:58,433 and a taste for fucking smack. 638 00:33:59,893 --> 00:34:01,103 Bombsight. 639 00:34:01,186 --> 00:34:04,147 No one has seen Bombsight for decades. 640 00:34:04,231 --> 00:34:05,566 He's likely dead. 641 00:34:05,649 --> 00:34:06,984 What if he's not, asshole? 642 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:10,529 He'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here. 643 00:34:10,612 --> 00:34:13,073 You mean Bombsight from Soldier Boy's first team? 644 00:34:13,156 --> 00:34:15,617 Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1? What's he need more for? 645 00:34:21,874 --> 00:34:23,000 Hey, Ed. 646 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,585 - Everything all right? - Yeah, 647 00:34:24,668 --> 00:34:26,587 I'm sorry to bother you on your day off. 648 00:34:26,670 --> 00:34:29,923 This is gonna sound crazy. Is Starlight in there? 649 00:34:30,007 --> 00:34:31,425 I'm s... I'm sorry, what? 650 00:34:31,508 --> 00:34:32,759 I got a call from Mason. 651 00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:36,013 But it's a joke, right? 652 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:37,639 Tell me it's a joke. 653 00:34:44,521 --> 00:34:45,731 She's my daughter. 654 00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:46,940 Your daughter? 655 00:34:47,024 --> 00:34:49,359 Jesus Christ. Can't he ever fucking lie? 656 00:34:49,443 --> 00:34:51,612 I've known you 20 years, and y-you never-- 657 00:34:51,695 --> 00:34:53,655 - I should have told you. - She's a serial killer. 658 00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,450 She's not. I promise you. 659 00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:01,121 I'm begging you, get back in your cruiser and let this go. 660 00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:04,875 Are you crazy? I am not dying in a prison camp over this. 661 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:06,168 I got to take her in. 662 00:35:07,628 --> 00:35:09,546 You need to step aside right now. 663 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:11,506 Please, Ed, just take a breath. 664 00:35:13,967 --> 00:35:15,761 - Hands up right now. - I don't think so. 665 00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:16,970 Walk away. 666 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,224 - Ed, put it down. - I said now. 667 00:35:21,308 --> 00:35:22,851 - Walk away. - No. 668 00:35:22,935 --> 00:35:24,770 - You're under arrest. - Ed, relax. 669 00:35:24,853 --> 00:35:26,063 - Everybody, please, just-- - I'm warning you. 670 00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:27,564 I said walk away. 671 00:35:27,648 --> 00:35:29,983 Would the both of you fucking stop! 672 00:35:35,489 --> 00:35:37,240 I-I'm sorry, I just... 673 00:35:37,324 --> 00:35:40,035 Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday. 674 00:35:40,118 --> 00:35:43,538 After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months? 675 00:35:43,622 --> 00:35:45,457 Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time. 676 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:47,292 I know you're scared. I'm scared, too. 677 00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:49,002 But what Vought's been making us do, 678 00:35:49,086 --> 00:35:51,838 pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, 679 00:35:51,922 --> 00:35:53,256 and sending them to... 680 00:35:54,257 --> 00:35:55,634 God knows where. 681 00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:56,969 You know it's wrong. 682 00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:02,516 Annie's my daughter, and I love her. 683 00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:04,559 I should've stood up for her a long time ago. 684 00:36:05,352 --> 00:36:06,770 She's not what they say she is. 685 00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:08,605 She's a good person, Ed. 686 00:36:08,689 --> 00:36:10,899 And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, 687 00:36:10,983 --> 00:36:13,527 then what the hell chance do we have? 688 00:36:18,907 --> 00:36:20,534 She better be gone in an hour, 689 00:36:20,617 --> 00:36:23,954 or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire, 690 00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:26,123 I'm hauling you both in. 691 00:36:26,206 --> 00:36:28,500 Thanks. Thank you. 692 00:36:39,469 --> 00:36:41,555 Smells like deer piss. 693 00:36:41,638 --> 00:36:44,433 The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines, 694 00:36:44,516 --> 00:36:46,852 still picking Nazi brains out of my hair. 695 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:50,063 And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials. 696 00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:52,482 - Mm-hmm. - Not soft little hog chompers. 697 00:36:53,567 --> 00:36:56,236 Of course. No, I forgot how tough you were. 698 00:36:56,319 --> 00:36:59,156 Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck. 699 00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,241 I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape. 700 00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:03,785 What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet? 701 00:37:03,869 --> 00:37:06,038 Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet 702 00:37:06,121 --> 00:37:08,707 when I pulled it out of Stormfront and wiped it on her fucking chin. 703 00:37:17,924 --> 00:37:19,217 Ooh, look. More uggos. 704 00:37:21,011 --> 00:37:22,596 Friends of yours? 705 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:28,894 Oh, shit. 706 00:37:30,395 --> 00:37:31,855 They're right above us. 707 00:37:31,938 --> 00:37:33,273 We best get the fuck out of here. 708 00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:35,442 - Come on. - Hey. Hey. What about the V1? 709 00:37:35,525 --> 00:37:38,320 If Bombsight has the V1, then it saves us from having to torch it. 710 00:37:38,904 --> 00:37:40,405 What are you talking about? 711 00:37:41,323 --> 00:37:42,574 Who's "us"? 712 00:37:45,327 --> 00:37:46,369 What? 713 00:37:46,453 --> 00:37:48,914 You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do you? 714 00:37:48,997 --> 00:37:51,750 We need it to save Annie and Kimiko. 715 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,127 You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you? 716 00:37:54,211 --> 00:37:56,171 Shh. Homelander will hear us. 717 00:37:56,254 --> 00:37:59,216 And you, you've just been going along with it again. 718 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:00,842 We can't take the risk, Hughie. 719 00:38:00,926 --> 00:38:03,011 And if she has to be collateral damage so that 720 00:38:03,095 --> 00:38:06,348 Homelander dies and my daughter lives, we ain't got no fucking choice. 721 00:38:06,431 --> 00:38:08,225 Oh, easy for you to say. It won't fucking kill you. 722 00:38:08,308 --> 00:38:09,434 Well, at least he knows 723 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,895 when to keep his gob shut and do as he's fucking told. 724 00:38:11,978 --> 00:38:13,105 - Shh! - Excuse me? 725 00:38:13,188 --> 00:38:15,398 No, no, no. We don't have time for this. We need to find a way out now. 726 00:38:15,482 --> 00:38:16,775 Want to know a little secret, Butcher? 727 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:19,277 I cheered when I found out that you were dying, 728 00:38:19,361 --> 00:38:21,696 'cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass. 729 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:23,240 You know, I used to say to these guys, 730 00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:26,409 "Don't give up on Butcher. There's good in him fighting to get out." 731 00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:29,996 I was wrong. If there was anything human in there, it's dead. 732 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,167 Underneath that chestful of octo-cocks, you are just a fucking monster. 733 00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,961 Well, maybe I like it better that way. 734 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,338 That parasite's not just in you. It is you. 735 00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:39,506 You're the cancer. 736 00:38:39,589 --> 00:38:40,882 Lower your voices. 737 00:38:40,966 --> 00:38:43,426 You are just as bad as Homelander, maybe worse. 738 00:38:43,510 --> 00:38:45,470 And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you. 739 00:38:45,554 --> 00:38:46,763 And what you gonna do about it? 740 00:38:46,847 --> 00:38:49,182 - I'll fucking kill you. - No, stop! 741 00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:52,894 Kimiko! 742 00:38:52,978 --> 00:38:54,062 Please. 743 00:38:54,146 --> 00:38:55,730 Calm down. 744 00:38:59,109 --> 00:39:00,402 I told you I'm not your pet. 745 00:39:00,485 --> 00:39:01,611 I'm done following your commands. 746 00:39:04,197 --> 00:39:05,740 Kimiko. 747 00:39:05,824 --> 00:39:06,658 Hey. 748 00:39:11,079 --> 00:39:13,373 Come on, M.M. I mean, if Butcher will let you. 749 00:39:20,422 --> 00:39:22,299 Everybody, please stop! 750 00:39:40,442 --> 00:39:43,653 Oi! Where do you think you're going? 751 00:39:45,363 --> 00:39:47,199 Mon coeur. Hey. 752 00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:49,826 Don't. 753 00:39:53,663 --> 00:39:55,415 Tough guy, my ass. 754 00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:58,668 - What? - You, your whole bit. 755 00:39:58,752 --> 00:40:01,546 This whole "guts and glory" thing. 756 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:02,964 What a fucking joke. 757 00:40:03,048 --> 00:40:05,008 I read your classified file. 758 00:40:05,091 --> 00:40:08,053 Your brother won a Silver Star for bravery at Anzio, 759 00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:13,350 and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials. 760 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:19,022 Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory, 761 00:40:19,105 --> 00:40:24,027 making you look all the more feeble in comparison. 762 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:26,029 You don't know shit about me. 763 00:40:27,155 --> 00:40:28,323 Really? 764 00:40:29,449 --> 00:40:32,118 I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, 765 00:40:32,202 --> 00:40:36,248 you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table. 766 00:40:36,331 --> 00:40:38,208 And you pissed yourself, 767 00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:40,460 crying for your mommy 768 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:45,173 like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy that you are. 769 00:40:46,383 --> 00:40:49,970 They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing. 770 00:40:51,012 --> 00:40:52,555 Oh, Christ. 771 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,849 What's this shithole now? 772 00:40:56,768 --> 00:40:57,894 What are you doing? 773 00:41:03,358 --> 00:41:04,776 Oh, well done. 774 00:41:04,859 --> 00:41:06,486 I'll be out of here in 30 seconds. 775 00:41:06,569 --> 00:41:08,363 Maybe. Maybe not. 776 00:41:10,824 --> 00:41:12,617 It's enriched uranium. 777 00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:15,662 They'd stick us Supes in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb. 778 00:41:15,745 --> 00:41:17,872 Now, for a normal joe, they'd be dead in minutes, 779 00:41:17,956 --> 00:41:20,292 but for you, it's a stomach flu. 780 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,835 Good luck, though, 781 00:41:21,918 --> 00:41:25,463 getting out of a Supe-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass. 782 00:41:35,473 --> 00:41:37,142 Where are you going? 783 00:41:37,225 --> 00:41:41,313 I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find, you Triple Crown cock jockey. 784 00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:43,815 - Why? - You don't get it, do you? 785 00:41:44,899 --> 00:41:47,027 How much I can't fucking stand you. 786 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,483 Mon Dieu. 787 00:42:29,611 --> 00:42:31,446 Hughie. 788 00:42:34,908 --> 00:42:36,868 Come on, son. 789 00:42:36,951 --> 00:42:39,245 Come and have a go. 790 00:42:57,639 --> 00:43:02,060 Oh, if only the world could see you now. 791 00:43:03,019 --> 00:43:05,188 Not so fucking super, are you? 792 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:08,483 You, uh... you got a bit of... 793 00:43:14,614 --> 00:43:16,574 Did your dad put you in time-out? 794 00:43:16,658 --> 00:43:18,785 Ooh. That's got to sting, 795 00:43:18,868 --> 00:43:23,081 knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you. 796 00:43:24,165 --> 00:43:26,960 What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue? 797 00:43:28,670 --> 00:43:30,463 Will wonders ever cease? 798 00:43:32,257 --> 00:43:34,050 Tell me something. 799 00:43:36,344 --> 00:43:40,098 If you do get the juice in you, you think that makes you a god, don't you? 800 00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:45,478 Seems like I know you pretty well after all. 801 00:43:45,562 --> 00:43:48,773 Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats 802 00:43:48,857 --> 00:43:52,610 gargling your bollocks and singing hosanna, 803 00:43:52,694 --> 00:43:54,529 you still wouldn't be happy. 804 00:43:54,612 --> 00:43:57,907 'Cause deep down, you're just a weak, 805 00:43:57,991 --> 00:44:01,244 thin-skinned, needy little boy. 806 00:44:02,537 --> 00:44:04,539 You beat the shit out of your own son. 807 00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:09,169 Don't get weaker than that. 808 00:44:17,677 --> 00:44:21,181 Ryan is alive. 809 00:44:21,264 --> 00:44:23,266 Because he's strong. 810 00:44:23,349 --> 00:44:25,393 'Cause he's my son. 811 00:44:25,477 --> 00:44:27,061 The son of God. 812 00:44:27,145 --> 00:44:29,147 You ain't no god. 813 00:44:29,230 --> 00:44:32,817 How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you 814 00:44:32,901 --> 00:44:35,111 shit your fucking spine out? 815 00:44:39,073 --> 00:44:41,284 You don't have it, do you? 816 00:44:43,912 --> 00:44:45,538 The virus. 817 00:44:51,669 --> 00:44:52,795 Don't I? 818 00:44:52,879 --> 00:44:56,424 No, you don't. 819 00:44:56,508 --> 00:44:58,593 You would have used it by now. 820 00:45:03,932 --> 00:45:06,976 You have no way to stop me, do you? 821 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,561 Oh, William. 822 00:45:08,645 --> 00:45:11,356 You have no idea what you're up against. 823 00:45:13,024 --> 00:45:14,817 You can't intervene. 824 00:45:15,568 --> 00:45:17,946 I will get the V1, 825 00:45:18,029 --> 00:45:21,908 and when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive. 826 00:45:21,991 --> 00:45:26,204 You, Starlight, all the nonbelievers. 827 00:45:27,288 --> 00:45:31,751 You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood. 828 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:35,672 I promise you, before I die... 829 00:45:38,925 --> 00:45:40,718 ...I'll fucking have you. 830 00:45:40,802 --> 00:45:43,721 You're all fucking paste! 831 00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:46,057 I can take what's mine, 832 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:49,477 and that makes this whole fucking shit ball 833 00:45:49,561 --> 00:45:52,730 my birthright! 834 00:45:52,814 --> 00:45:54,524 My destiny! 835 00:46:25,638 --> 00:46:26,723 Fucker! 836 00:46:29,017 --> 00:46:30,518 Shit. 837 00:47:24,405 --> 00:47:25,990 Damn. Shit. 838 00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:38,211 Shit. 839 00:47:38,294 --> 00:47:39,504 Fuck. 840 00:47:46,469 --> 00:47:47,887 The fu... 841 00:47:49,889 --> 00:47:51,015 Hey! 842 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:10,576 My God. 843 00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:18,584 Quinn. 844 00:48:19,419 --> 00:48:20,712 You knew this man? 845 00:48:23,631 --> 00:48:26,092 You were in Dr. Vought's trials together. 846 00:48:27,176 --> 00:48:28,970 Figures this would be you. 847 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:31,389 You ugly piece of shit. 848 00:48:31,472 --> 00:48:32,598 Oh, you hated me. 849 00:48:33,808 --> 00:48:37,019 Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole. 850 00:48:37,103 --> 00:48:39,480 Never seen a lick of real combat, huh? 851 00:48:42,233 --> 00:48:44,318 You still fucking hate me, don't you? 852 00:48:44,402 --> 00:48:46,320 This creature is nothing but hate. 853 00:48:46,404 --> 00:48:48,239 He makes us hate. 854 00:48:48,322 --> 00:48:50,575 He's the cause of all of this. 855 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,535 Listen to me. 856 00:48:53,619 --> 00:48:56,748 You are the only one who can end it. Put a stop to his misery. 857 00:48:56,831 --> 00:49:00,042 Put him out of his misery? No, no. God, no. 858 00:49:00,126 --> 00:49:01,461 No, I like him like this. 859 00:49:03,379 --> 00:49:05,298 Oh, fuck you, bitch! 860 00:49:07,091 --> 00:49:09,802 Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh? 861 00:49:09,886 --> 00:49:11,804 Fuck you. Fuck you! 862 00:49:11,888 --> 00:49:13,264 'Cause I still got it. 863 00:49:13,347 --> 00:49:15,641 I got all of it. I fucking won! 864 00:49:20,605 --> 00:49:23,649 If you won't kill him, all of us will die. 865 00:49:31,282 --> 00:49:33,367 I know why Quinn hates you. 866 00:49:33,451 --> 00:49:34,494 Oh, is that right? 867 00:49:34,577 --> 00:49:37,205 Because he sees you for what you really are. 868 00:49:37,288 --> 00:49:39,165 He was a real soldier. 869 00:49:39,248 --> 00:49:41,626 You were just a boy playing dress-up. 870 00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:45,296 But you got to be the hero while he got to be this. 871 00:49:45,379 --> 00:49:47,381 Now, where's the justice in that? 872 00:49:47,465 --> 00:49:49,884 - It should be you up there. - Shut up. 873 00:49:49,967 --> 00:49:51,010 It should be your pain. 874 00:49:53,054 --> 00:49:55,765 You are nothing but a coward. 875 00:49:55,848 --> 00:49:57,517 I said shut your fucking mouth! 876 00:50:16,577 --> 00:50:17,745 Hughie? 877 00:50:19,705 --> 00:50:22,041 I'm-I'm sorry. 878 00:50:24,335 --> 00:50:25,628 Yeah. 879 00:50:27,839 --> 00:50:29,257 Me, too. 880 00:51:02,415 --> 00:51:04,959 Fuck. I'm sorry. 881 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:07,128 I'm so fucking sorry. 882 00:51:37,617 --> 00:51:39,660 ♪ Trumpet, a little bit of Monica ♪ 883 00:51:39,744 --> 00:51:41,370 ♪ in my life ♪ 884 00:51:41,454 --> 00:51:43,998 ♪ A little bit of Erica by my side ♪ 885 00:51:44,081 --> 00:51:46,751 ♪ A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪ 886 00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:49,462 ♪ A little bit of Tina's what I see ♪ 887 00:51:49,545 --> 00:51:52,173 ♪ A little bit of Sandra in the sun ♪ 888 00:51:52,256 --> 00:51:55,343 ♪ A little bit of Mary all night long ♪♪ 889 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:57,386 Well... 890 00:51:58,346 --> 00:52:01,766 That was the best stroganoff I have ever had. 891 00:52:01,849 --> 00:52:03,351 It definitely wasn't, 892 00:52:03,434 --> 00:52:05,937 but that's kind of you. 893 00:52:08,314 --> 00:52:10,608 You have something you want to say? 894 00:52:10,691 --> 00:52:11,901 Sorry. 895 00:52:13,402 --> 00:52:14,737 You want to try that again? 896 00:52:15,821 --> 00:52:17,239 I'm sorry. 897 00:52:17,323 --> 00:52:19,617 Good. But you're grounded till you're 20. 898 00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,577 Mm, more like 30. 899 00:52:22,662 --> 00:52:24,956 I hope we see each other again. 900 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,291 Me, too. 901 00:52:34,548 --> 00:52:35,841 Annie? 902 00:52:35,925 --> 00:52:37,760 Don't make the same mistake I did. 903 00:52:38,844 --> 00:52:41,764 Don't give up on the people you love, all right? 904 00:53:55,171 --> 00:53:56,922 The V1 wasn't here. 905 00:54:05,097 --> 00:54:06,515 Were you... 906 00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:09,351 Were you crying? 907 00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:15,149 Just fucking do it already. 908 00:54:48,682 --> 00:54:50,017 Thank you. 909 00:54:50,810 --> 00:54:53,062 We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up. 910 00:54:54,146 --> 00:54:57,608 Oh. Yeah, well, taking charge... 911 00:54:58,859 --> 00:55:00,778 ...was the most horrible thing I've ever done. 912 00:55:00,861 --> 00:55:03,239 Never let me do it again. Never. 913 00:55:07,451 --> 00:55:09,703 I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore. 914 00:55:10,788 --> 00:55:13,666 I don't remember you calling me that. 915 00:55:13,749 --> 00:55:16,335 I didn't? I thought I did. 916 00:55:17,419 --> 00:55:19,088 You're not wrong. 917 00:55:19,171 --> 00:55:22,591 I was, once. 918 00:55:22,675 --> 00:55:24,802 But I am clean now. 919 00:55:24,885 --> 00:55:28,222 And I can be whatever you need. 920 00:55:33,727 --> 00:55:35,563 I don't want to change you. 921 00:55:36,981 --> 00:55:39,233 It's that... 922 00:55:40,943 --> 00:55:43,279 ...I'm trying to change myself. 923 00:55:45,114 --> 00:55:46,907 The reason I can speak now, it's... 924 00:55:46,991 --> 00:55:50,035 it's because I did so much work to let go of my... 925 00:55:50,119 --> 00:55:51,620 chaos. 926 00:55:53,247 --> 00:55:54,415 The thing is... 927 00:55:55,499 --> 00:55:56,917 ...you love chaos. 928 00:55:57,001 --> 00:55:58,419 You thrive in it. 929 00:55:58,502 --> 00:55:59,712 Which is fine, but... 930 00:56:01,297 --> 00:56:03,215 ...I can't go back to that. 931 00:56:08,095 --> 00:56:10,139 So, where does that leave us? 932 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,960 I'm sorry. 933 00:56:40,044 --> 00:56:41,670 I shouldn't have left you. I should've been here. 934 00:56:41,754 --> 00:56:45,174 Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't. 935 00:56:45,257 --> 00:56:46,425 Super good day to miss. 936 00:57:01,065 --> 00:57:02,191 Listen, mate. 937 00:57:02,775 --> 00:57:04,985 - That shite I said... - Hey. 938 00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:06,737 Don't tell me you didn't mean it, a'ight? 939 00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:09,657 'Cause I sure as hell meant every fucking word I said. 940 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:11,367 So, we got a problem? 941 00:57:17,998 --> 00:57:19,124 We cool, man. 942 00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:20,542 We cool. 943 00:57:28,175 --> 00:57:29,551 What are you doing? 944 00:57:29,635 --> 00:57:31,095 Just thinking. 945 00:57:31,178 --> 00:57:34,431 Well, the shit show is on. 946 00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:37,559 ♪ From sea ♪ 947 00:57:37,643 --> 00:57:41,605 ♪ to shining ♪ 948 00:57:41,689 --> 00:57:44,525 ♪ sea ♪ 949 00:57:44,608 --> 00:57:48,237 ♪ America ♪♪ 950 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,323 Yes! Yes! 951 00:57:55,619 --> 00:57:57,079 Brothers and sisters. 952 00:57:58,956 --> 00:58:02,334 Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate 953 00:58:02,418 --> 00:58:04,211 to bear witness on this day. 954 00:58:04,295 --> 00:58:07,131 Because today... 955 00:58:07,214 --> 00:58:09,967 is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace. 956 00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:12,553 - Can I get an amen? - Amen! 957 00:58:13,554 --> 00:58:16,056 I mean, I love all this, love, 958 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:18,434 but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever? 959 00:58:18,517 --> 00:58:20,269 I did. 960 00:58:20,352 --> 00:58:21,687 Now I believe in Homelander. 961 00:58:21,770 --> 00:58:23,439 - She's lying. - No shit. 962 00:58:23,522 --> 00:58:25,566 Excuse me? 963 00:58:27,276 --> 00:58:30,070 But today, brothers and sisters, today, 964 00:58:30,154 --> 00:58:33,282 we set America back on its true course. 965 00:58:35,034 --> 00:58:37,202 Starting today, brothers and sisters, 966 00:58:37,286 --> 00:58:42,708 we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding. 967 00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:46,545 We will be patriots of faith. 968 00:58:46,628 --> 00:58:50,632 We will fulfill our Founding Fathers' dream. 969 00:58:50,716 --> 00:58:55,596 Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes 970 00:58:55,679 --> 00:58:58,932 the Democratic Church of America. 971 00:59:03,062 --> 00:59:07,066 And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, 972 00:59:07,149 --> 00:59:09,026 he is not just a man... 973 00:59:11,278 --> 00:59:14,698 ...he's not just a super man... 974 00:59:18,994 --> 00:59:24,249 ...he is the Prophet of the Lord! 975 00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:30,214 He is the Prophet of America! 976 00:59:30,297 --> 00:59:34,051 He is the Prophet Homelander! 977 00:59:51,110 --> 00:59:54,488 Homelander! 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